What I Hate About Driving

People who pull out when the road isn't clear - tossers! They think if they block one side of the road, the other side will let them pull out. Not on my watch! Secretly I'm hoping someone wont notice them and will plough right into the side of their car, that'll teach 'em.

Old blokes who blatently pull out on you when you have right of way, causing you to have to slam on the breaks, then pretend they can't see you, even if you're along side them fuming, like it'll ease their guilt. God damn punk bitch a*se mother f*ckers!

People who when the traffic bottlenecks from two lanes into one and a que forms, think it's cool to drive right to the very front, where some timid driver will inevitably let them in. C*nts! Why should everyone eles have to que for 5-10 minutes when some jumped-up pricks will just let themselves in. Be a vigilante! Dont let them in!

Car loads of yout's crammed into an old Fiesta 1.1 or Nova 1.2 - why are they incapable of driving past people without staring, trying to give it the large, when they're mostly about 5 foot nothing and 7-8 stone! Why do those same people have the uncontrollable need to wheel-spin at every junction they pull out of? Bunch of man-hole inspectors!

Ignorant losers who put you at risk with some really dangerous, careless manouver, then curse at you as if you're in the wrong - in a perfect world, there would be no crime in pulling these twats out of their cars and beating them to within a inch of their lives, but apparantly that's a crime - damn it!