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If them science men knocked up a load of dinosaurs out of old DNA and you won a competition in the Sun to do sex at one which type would you chose to 'romp' with and why?

― Tev, Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:09 (nineteen years ago)

I think it might be nice to be hunted down and gang-banged by a pack of velociraptors.

Also, I would quite like to give a pterodactyl a good seeing to. You could grab them from behind by the wings, or perhaps use that boney ridge on their heads for leverage?

― Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:12 (nineteen years ago)

Gotta love the Dinogina...!

― Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:17 (nineteen years ago)

Look out everyone - it's a paedosaur...!

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:f_7HTYdk6uHWNM:pbskids.kids.us/images/sub-square-barney.gif

― Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:21 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry to break up the fun guys, but it's just not possible, well do we all know dinosaurs never existed therefore can't have extant DNA
observe: http://www.netauthority.org/submit.html
and be afraid
hurray for "doing God's work on the internet"

― ginweasel, Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:28 (nineteen years ago)

Ha! Ha! That's brilliant! I love the bit about, "if you read the Bible (you should, it's great!)"-FUCK OFFS.

Thais has to be a wind-up surely?

― Tev, Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:35 (nineteen years ago)

good lord
just saw this at the bottom, read them all carefully.

"This website is in violation of which terms of the AUP?

Pornographic material
Hateful material
Blasphemy
Offensive political material
Bestiality (including interracial relationships)"

Got to love those bigotted right wing christians.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:39 (nineteen years ago)

How do we know the dinosaurs didn't leave copies of the bible lying around to test mans faith in the mighty race of the dinosaurs?

― Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:41 (nineteen years ago)

because god says so fool!

it just gets better and better

Talk to your children—let them know that the Internet, while being an extremely important and useful tool in today's society, also contains many dark places that may lead their souls astray from the path of God. Do not be afraid to scare them! The Internet is a scary place! Help them read and understand the Internet Acceptable Use Policy and our guide on how to spot violations. If you do your job, soon even your children may become productive members of the Net Authority community

― purpleginweasel, Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:42 (nineteen years ago)

I reckon twisted finker's theory sound plausable.

― Tev, Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:44 (nineteen years ago)

that site is incredibly incredible. Not only are they saying that dinosaurs didn't exist but they're trying to make out that animals don't have genitalia, or at least if they do kids shouldn't know about them.

i'm half up for submitting workshy and seeing what they have to say about it.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:51 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah yeah yeah!!!! Do it Wogey! send it from Peado-Dog too, that'll get their attention!!!!!

― Tev, Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:55 (nineteen years ago)

I have reported net authority to themselves for hateful material,
did you see the form at the bottom?

"Bestiality (including interracial relationships)"

Sick Fuckers I hope they ban themselves..

"Thank you for your submission. The offending site will be investigated thoroughly and will be added to our database if found to be in violation of the Internet AUP."

http://www.netauthority.org/submit.html

― Ballie Krishna (Ballie Krishna), Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:56 (nineteen years ago)

"Bestiality (including interracial relationships)"

this is inherently and quite transparently racist and therefore comes under hateful material. bastards. grrr i'm getting wound up.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:57 (nineteen years ago)

Sod the interracial relationships - I'm just p*ssed off that they're telling me I can't lie down with animals. Damn right-wing nutjobs! If the bible says "the lion shall lie down with the lamb" they I fail to see why I can't lay down with the pair of them!

― Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 27 April 2006 10:02 (nineteen years ago)

But if you want a good 'jokes' site about the dangers of t'internet, look no further than 'www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org'

― Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 27 April 2006 10:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://av.rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5XA8pVBEHXwAAJ.HBqMX;_ylu=X3oDMTBwanIybjRqBHBndANhdHdfaW1nX3Jlc3VsdARzZWMDc3I-/SIG=11uplt0ka/EXP=1146222268/**http%3a//www.thefunnypage.com/sleeping/3.jpg

Just asking for it... MMmmmmmm... Pussy!

― Ballie Krishna (Ballie Krishna), Thursday, 27 April 2006 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://av.rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5W00plBExlwAkReHBqMX;_ylu=X3oDMTBwanIybjRqBHBndANhdHdfaW1nX3Jlc3VsdARzZWMDc3I-/SIG=12bee9pvd/EXP=1146222516/**http%3a//www.creepo.net/albums/album06/erection_horse.jpg

Hee hee!!!

― Ballie Krishna (Ballie Krishna), Thursday, 27 April 2006 10:11 (nineteen years ago)

GUTTED! GUTTED! GUTTED!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 April 2006 11:00 (nineteen years ago)

i sent the christian website to my mate benno and he says says:

I reported the bottom website to themselves, I filled in that they had
hateful material get everyone to

good pran. i've done it.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

Done it.

― Tev, Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

i am blind as blind, ballie already there too...

― ginweasel, Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

flood them with complaints about themselves, we should find a large black chat forum and ask as many people as possible. Take them down!

― Ballie Krishna (Ballie Krishna), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

This is blatantly the bast sexosaur:
http://www.buddycom.com/dinos/3d03/stegasaur.jpg

― satan, Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

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― shbrtuw xwugcheib, Wednesday, 26 July 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.wowmuseum.com/images/Cakes/Dinosaur%20LR.jpg

cake and dinosaurs, what can be sexier than that?

― Goldfishy (Goldfish), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

That's what I want my next novelty cake to be!!

― ginweasel (ginweasel), Thursday, 3 August 2006 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

Goldfish, if you want to post pictures up, just enter the URL and attach an "i" to the front so ihttp://www.ofjnon.....com etc.

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 3 August 2006 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b375/SpankyMcFadden/Go%20Christians/DSCF3226.jpg

― Goldfish (Goldfish), Saturday, 5 August 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

woo and yay...my messagebored life is now complete fanks togmister commie!

― Goldfish (Goldfish), Saturday, 5 August 2006 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

Those are some kinky dinos! Hardcore interspecies breeding!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Sunday, 6 August 2006 09:49 (eighteen years ago)

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