Teadrinkers - Help me draft out the "Dad" song

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Dad
You are my Dad
You shagged my Mum
And she done a son
So now you're my Dad
You have a beard
Your hair is thin
You wear glasses
But you're still my Dad
(CHORUS)
Dad Dad Dad
Mum and Dad
Mum Mum Dad Dad
Dumb and Mad
Mum
You shagged my Dad
How do you think
that makes me feel?
Please Mum have a bit of decorum
In the 50's
My Gran done a Dad
And they were glad
Cos he married my Mum
And they done a son
And that was me

Cheers Mum cheers Dad
You done a shag
Then you done a son
Say thanks to Gran for me too

really rough - bashed out in ten minutes so needs editing and adding to.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 April 2006 10:01 (nineteen years ago)

You've changed it Woges, it was better yesterday.

― Tev, Thursday, 27 April 2006 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

bless does your dad come to your gigs?

― ginweasel, Thursday, 27 April 2006 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

it's more or less the same as yesterday tev. i haven't changed much at all.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 April 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

naw he doesn't really know about toucher. he knows we did a gig but that's as far as it goes.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 April 2006 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

Wogen stabbed his Father to death a few years ago so I don't think there's much chance of him turning up to one of our gigs. Unless he buys a new one I guess.

― Tev, Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah, i forgot about that.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno about that song Woges it sounds a bit rub' now. It sounded good yesterday, it's really different now.

― Tev, Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

it's cause you missed out the stabbed verse.
i loved you dad
up til when you were stabbed
it made mum quite sad
so i killed her too and that shut her up.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Ho! Ho! Ho! (G.G)

― Tev, Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

tev, those are exactly the same words as i was doing yesterday, apart from maybe the last verse which isn't very good. actually, we didn't even write a song yesterday so i don't know what you mean. actually what bits do you think are different?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

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