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Ok, this is a "whack 'em up" for any irritatiog words/expressions/phrases or what ever. (allow it)

Here's a couple;

1. 'SNORTED' - as in 'sorted' but clever cos it's to do with coke. Oh right, that's really cool, I love people who take coke, they're my favorite, SO cool.-FUCK OFFS.


2. 'METROSEXUAL' - Which fucking dick-spin came up with that? What the fuck is that? Someone who gets a boner when they see a clapped out Mini-Metro drive past? Cuntish.-FUCK OFFS.


3. 'URBAN' when used to describe music/art/design. It doesn't describe it, it doesn't describe anything, it's bollox. Shut-up and FUCK OFFS.

― The Tevrand Mugabe, Thursday, 27 April 2006 11:40 (nineteen years ago)


4. 'TEDZ AS FUCK!' - Er... Actually that ones well Tedz, don't fuck offs.

― Tevvy, Thursday, 27 April 2006 11:43 (nineteen years ago)


5. 'UBER' - as in "Shit man, that coat id uber dope." Rubbish,only seems to be used by posh 'Extreme'(FUCK OFFS) types too, shitty, -FUCK OFFS.

― Tev, Thursday, 27 April 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

agree with all of these mate. i don't normally get annoyed by phrases and words but those are well annoying. i think i've used uber before but it's over used and really unoriginal. someone used the word "street music" to describe hiphop/r'n'b the other day. that's even worse than "urban". wtf, why not just call it "lousy trampy n1gn0g dirty boomboom music" while you're at it? as if you don't get hiphop fans in the country side. it's a ridiculous term and we've already got a term for it which is "hiphop" so what's wrong with that?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

metrosexual is stupid too. what's it got to do with cities and sex anyway, it refers to the way people dress and act, not who they want to fuck nor where they live. it's retarded.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)


Dunno man, it's fucked up. Sex in the city of Hello or some such shit is probably responsible for that one, bunch of cunts.

― Tev, Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)


6. 'POD-CAST' - Just sounds bloody stupid. I don't get it, i spose it's supposed to be like broadcast but for iPODs, but it's a bit shit really. Beef-Burger can also FUCK OFFS. Where the fuck are they from Beefburg? It's called a Hamburger get it right or fuck off to KFC.

― Tev, Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

Pod-cast annoys me because it was word of the year 2005 and yet who the heck uses a podcast other than a bunch of internet-muso geeks? I certainly don't.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)


rub' rub' rub'

Oooooo, speaking of which, I might sneak to the toil' for a quick rubb. See you in 10!

― Tev, Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

7. Not really a phrase, but people who quote Catherine Tate. "Am I bothered? Am I bothered? Does this face look bothered?" I thought Little Britain was a bad enough contrived ripoff but she has managed to nick their Vicky Pollard character (who wasn't funny in the first place) and make her even less funny. If it was that easy to do comedy, I'd just write down everything my little sister said and then pick random things she says and film them. That's it. Not funny.

That wasn't even a word/phrase but yeh. As you were.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)


Pheweeee! That was a nice rubb, white everywhere.

Right, where were we? Let's see....

― Tev, Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

why the funk do some ppl say "more...than you could 'shake a stick at?'"
y would you be shaking a stick and whats the point? it just sounds WHACK.

― sab, Friday, 28 April 2006 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

When i first moved to London me and my mate decided to test the whole stick shaking business in the interests of experimental archaeology, so we went to soho to see if there were more hos than we could shake a stick at.
Hypothesis
There are more hos in SOho than you can shake a stick at
Appartatus
Special whupping stick fashioned by us at our first week induction.
Method
Find hos. Shake stick at them.
We found precisely 64 hos in 4 hours then had to give up as we had barely scraped the tip of the iceberg and weren't keen on going underground to investigate the ho pits where they congregate.
COnclusion
There surely are more hos in soho than you can shake a stick at in a 4 hour period.
So it's quite a descriptive phrase when used in context.

― ginweasel, Friday, 28 April 2006 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

you really did this?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 28 April 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)

Actually? Yes we did.
I don't think the hos were particularly impressed but we didn't tire of the joke until our feets hurt. We were living in halls on Oxford St at the time so it's not like we had to go too far out of our way. And the ho tally was precise- we only counted the ones clearly soliciting on the streets or sitting in doorways.
We didn't have that many lectures in the 1st year.

― ginweasel, Friday, 28 April 2006 11:35 (nineteen years ago)


That's hilarious, you should have filmed it.

What Uni did you go to? LCF?

― Tev, Friday, 28 April 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

No, less fun, it were UCL. This was way before phones had cameras, in fact I think that was the 1st year i was ever induced to have a mobile. nasty things. How is 2000 6 years ago? It don't seem right.

― ginweasel, Friday, 28 April 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)


That's no excuse! You could have caught that shit on super-8!!!

― Tev, Friday, 28 April 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

or zoetrope.

that is awesome. also 2000-2006 scarey yes.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 28 April 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

Our technical repertoire in 1st yr was limited to making string out of nettles and other such useful life skills. 2nd year was photography and total stations. Anyway. Two weaselly 1st yr girls with a video camera in soho= muggings.

― ginweasel, Friday, 28 April 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

And that's our excuse and we're sticking to it.

― ginweasel, Friday, 28 April 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

People that use the phrase 'The Hoff' when they mean David Hassellhoff, OK he was in some classic TV and knocked a few hits in the DDR, but it grates my gnads when I hear/and or read about people jumping on 'The Hoffwagen' thinking he's some cult hero...a few years ago maybe it was funny...not now...I think it's the current student lamo population who use it the most, as they all seem to watch re-runs of Baywatch and Knight Rider, which they don't even remembered first time around...so please 'Uni' guys...(an abbreviation I hate, though have used) FUCK OFFS...

Dixie ain't even finished with this thread, watch this space...

Hello to all mein freundens, share the love...

Dixie.

― Dixie, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 10:26 (nineteen years ago)


Hallo Dixie oder Honkey-tonk oder.

― Teven, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

just out of curiosity, why do you call yourself Dixie?
xxxx

― sates, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

who will be the next camp icon to do the email rounds? someone suggested kenan from kenan and kel, but i dunno...

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 10:34 (nineteen years ago)

Dixeland is where I was born 26 years ago, you know that...also in rememberance of Dixie chicken, back when Cluck!Cluck! the best in town was only a twinkle in your mother's eye...

Also, I was learning the 'Dixie Twister' in linedance class in jugendzentrum the night before I was wELcomed here...so that reason too

GOOD ENOUGH ANSWER FOR YA??!!

― Dixie, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

yep

― sates, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 10:40 (nineteen years ago)

I have loved both hoff and jeremy beadle faithfully since 1st i came to time wasting upon the email whilst temping in 2000 and if i can find the happy culmination of our hoff love i will post it and all shall be dead jealous you mark my words.

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
"AS WELL" Every fucking retard in this country is using this phrase OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!! They think they sound so smart, but really they just sound like every other weak-minded turd. They work the phrase into coversation, even when it does not make sense, in order to keep up with their fellow weak-minded turds. When I visit my mother, she always has QVC on (piece-of-shit) and those dumbasses say it like a billion times! One of them on there, Pat I think her name is, some dumb shit blonde on in the morning, says 2 or 3x in the sentence! And she always pauses and says it like "........assssssss...WELL" People on the news do it too. The word "and" is not even used to join words and phrases anymore...they just say "as well as" as in "She bought the wine as well as the cheese"


If you use this phrase, you are a stupid, brain-dead,PATHETIC, piece-of-shit joiner who is too fucking stupid to think for yourself.

― noweakmindhere, Saturday, 20 May 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

"AS WELL" Every fucking retard in this country is using this phrase OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!! They think they sound so smart, but really they just sound like every other weak-minded turd. They work the phrase into coversation, even when it does not make sense, in order to keep up with their fellow weak-minded turds. When I visit my mother, she always has QVC on (piece-of-shit) and those dumbasses say it like a billion times! One of them on there, Pat I think her name is, some dumb shit blonde on in the morning, says 2 or 3x in the same sentence! And she always pauses and says it like "........assssssss...WELL" People on the news do it too. The word "and" is not even used to join words and phrases anymore...they just say "as well as" as in "She bought the wine as well as the cheese"


If you use this phrase, you are a stupid, brain-dead,PATHETIC, piece-of-shit joiner who is too fucking stupid to think for yourself.

― noweakmindhere, Saturday, 20 May 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)


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