What is best chat-up line?

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Actually there are never any GOOD chat up lines, so what is the most cringeworthy you've ever heard? Hope most of you have at least been chatted up once.

Most unoriginal - "Do you come here often?"

― Sab, Friday, 28 April 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

"You don't sweat much for a fat bird"

― Twisted Thinka, Friday, 28 April 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

Here are a couple of my regularly used (before I met my selky-boss)ones;

"Let's have a go on your shitter then you cunt!"

"Show us your baby shoot then you cock!"

― Tev, Friday, 28 April 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

Man: you must be tired
Woman: Why?
MAn: becuase you've been running through my mind all day

― Abacus, Friday, 28 April 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

Good evening!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

Man: Did it hurt?
Woman: Did what hurt?
Man: When you fell from Heaven

― Abacus, Friday, 28 April 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

Just a tip, but you don't need chat-up lines if you drug them unconscious first...

― Twisted Thinka, Friday, 28 April 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere lol i fink u r cuet wana cyber?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

my old flatmates do this wing-man thing. I think the concept is one of them makes a twat of themselves and makes the other look good, but sadly knowing them i fear the reality is they both make twats of themselves and neither of them look good.
Ah well as long as there are classy venues like Tiger Tiger on picadilly they cannot fail no matter what they do.

― ginweasel, Friday, 28 April 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

Of course the other winning one is fancy coming to the toilets for a line?

No.

You are clearly a cock why are you doing class As in a pub anyway that is the singularly most classless waste of time i can imagine, i bet you still live at home innit.

― ginweasel, Friday, 28 April 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Tiger Tiger is a sick venue, have u tried out Sirocco, Shaftsbury Avenue, of late?

― Sab, Friday, 28 April 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

No, is it somewhere else i could go to pull my old flatmates?
ohhh is it place formerly known as mai tai? so they done the refit?

― ginweasel, Friday, 28 April 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeh its the old mai tai. as for pulling your old flatmates, i'm not sure.

― sab, Friday, 28 April 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

Ahh as long as there is enough shite house music and cider they're anyone's bless them.
I had a brief night where i was their pimp, but they were just too easy and kept giving out for free and they're bigger than me so i couldn't discipline them properly.

― ginweasel, Friday, 28 April 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

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