How come some Plot-Heads don't like Ron's?

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WEll?!

Ron provides nice American food at a fair price and service SO good that you don't even need to get out of your charriot. What's the problem here?

― Tev, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

Ahh tevan i fear that nice and food are two descriptive terms i could never apply to the substances served at rons so this isn't going to be a meeting of minds.
it's ruff stuff basically, which, for those that like that sort of thing, is the sort of thing those people like.

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE WAT ABT FILLET_O_IFSH?

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:20 (nineteen years ago)

No! No! No!

Ron's is Right! You havn't had it since you were 8, how can you know it's not good?

― Tev, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

fillet of stuffwefoundonthefloorofmrcodsattheendofasaturdaynight would be more truthful.

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

How is Rons still alive after all these years. It must be the burgers the secret to ALL LIFES!

HOHOHOH RON WILL RULE OVER ALL OF US

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

how do i know.....?
because i can still smell it. even beyond the appetite stimulants they put in the air con. and my mate used to be a manager at one. and all the things you ever heard about what the staff get up to are true, self fulfilling prophecy style.
just no and yuk on so many levels.
also in my uni days sometimes i was weak and had ron chips when desperately drunk late at night and they are terrible reconstituted potato (well not sure about that, probably more like sawdust and excrement died yellow) and just awful salty bad bad evil excuses for chips and
shall i stop here?

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

HIYA SMELLING ISN'T THESAME AS EATING COS COFFEEBREATHSMELLS DIFFERENT FROM THE TASTE OF COFFEE.
CHIPS ARE BETTER FOR YOU THAN REAL CHIPS COS NOT REAL POTATO AND THE PRESERVATIVES MAKE YOU LIVE LONGER
i for one welcome our new greasy peadoclown overlords

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, exactly.

And you can't get chips that cheap anywhere else.

The phrase "cheap as chips" only applys to Ron's.

― Tev, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

whatbout in a kids cone at the chip shop?

coveredinketchupandmayosoitlookslikeacarcrash

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE IS RON TO DEFEND HIMSELF?

SHOW YOURSELF SHOW YOURSELF!!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

too busy

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

x
yus but you don't like coffee innit.
anyway, stuff that smells like rancid shit is hardly likely to be lovely, there's not enough condiment in the world.

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

HEY! Be nice.

Ron's does NOT smell of shit. You're just annoyed 'cos you can't eat burgees.

― Tev, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

usually i don't partake in coveredinketchupandmayosoitlookslikeacarcrash
cause i don't like mayo (looks like diseased jiz) and i don't trust them not to be frying fish in the chip oil.
however sometimes drink drives tainted oil from my brain and i find that a)they usually let you apply the ketchup yourself and will go back for a second strafe with the vinegar if asked nicely and b) the chips are made of potatoes. on the premises*. amazing.
*well in gentryfied burbiton anyway.

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

I think you are just going to have to overlook my anti ron tendancies if we wish to remain pretend internet friends.
also accept i am not a nice person, most vegetarians aren't.
I will try harder though!

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmm....

Ok then.

― Tev, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK ABOUT KFC HTILER?

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK ABOUT KFC HITLER?

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

Ah good old kan't find the chicken.
it is also rank.

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

That's a rub' argument concidering that YOU wouldn't want to find the eggo anyway.

― Tev, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

Sprung.
I just liked the acronym, even if it does require dyslexic spelling.

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

KFC is shit though and too expensive. 'Cluck-cluck the best in town' is a loads better fried eggo shop.

― tEV, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

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