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Can anyone think of a good 'agony aunt' style question for our new Ask Pedro column in our work newsletter??

― Sab, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:25 (nineteen years ago)

No I am no agony aunty..............................................................

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sad because i hurt my foot

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:55 (nineteen years ago)

no cousin smash, u dnt have 2 be an agony aunt u just have 2 come up with a problem

― sab, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Pedro,

I've been suffering from tantrums a lot lately especially when I'm eating. Is there anything I could do to prevent these out-bursts? I've been banned from quite a few restaurants now and I fell that I really need to get this under control. I can't face talking to my Doctor(Oetker)about this because he always gives me food when I see him which my make things worserer ya get me?

Thanks a bunch/million.

Tevin Gool-ka-pass Mugabe.

― Tev, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 10:08 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Pedro

Last night I attempted to visit a gym. It was all fine up until the reception desk when the smell of the place started blood pumping in my ears. As we progressed through the bar area and up to the machines i could feel my hands shaking. I was mildly disturbed by the viewing platform onto the swimming pool (not even any children to paed on, what is the point). Our guide then proudly displayed the borg people thumping away on the satanic treadmills while watching mtv and my adrenal gland went into hyperdrive. I cannot describe the waves of horror and panic that shot through my body at the sight of such concentrated soulnessness. My companion and I found the back exit and slipped off into the night.
Is this an irrational fear? How can I get over it? Is there any point in getting over it?

Yours unnerved

A Fearer of Gyms.

― disturbed of bloomsbury, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 10:12 (nineteen years ago)

Pedro, Why are dust bins called dustbins?
Is it because all we used to put in them was dust?
Surely people had other rubbish back then, or did they just burn it all or chuck it in a river/sea or some junk?
Answer me now!!!!!!!!

― sates, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

DEA PEDO

HI HOW ARE YOU I AM FINE I AM WRITING TO YOU ABOUT A PRESING ISHOO THAT MY FRINED GAVE ME AND ITS ALL ABBOT WATER IS IT SAFE TO REFILL A BOTTLE OF WATER MY FRIEND SAYS NO.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

Well Tev, firstly I think that you should change your doctor because this Doctor Oetker is clearly a bad influence. Secondly have you tried eating less and eating at home so people don't get to see your tantrums.Does this problem seem to get worse after eating GE food?

― Pedro, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

Latin if thy foot offends thee cut it off.
Or call the council.

― ginweasel, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Pedro, I am experiencing problems with my cock. As you can see from the attached photo, it has not problem standing up on it's own, but I can't get birds to go near it. Please help me.

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:nibNrIZj4Jc2fM:asp.kandles.co.uk/acatalog/sw_cockerel.jpeg

― Twisted Thinka, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure why you can't get any birds to go near that fine specimen. (????)

― Sab, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

It's some pecker eh? Stands tall and proud!

― Twisted Thinka, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

Help Help I am dying please Pedro save me from my untimely demise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Dying Man (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

I AM DYING OF DRUGSS!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

Well, Disturbed of Bloomsbury, firstly i think you should seek professional help to address your fantasies about children. Your fear of gyms could be due to a bad experience during childhood. watching a group of half-naked men checking out each others muscles is enough to strike fear into any kid. i believe this fear will disappear in time but for now exercise at home.

― Pedro, Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

HELP US COME QUICK!!!! WE ARE DYING!

WE ARE DYYYYIIIIIINNNNGGG!!!!!

― millions of bloody foetuses all spread out like jam (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:43 (nineteen years ago)

I don not know why dust bins are called dustbins. I only deal with peoples problems and do not claim to know the origins of words. Come back to me when you have a real problem

― Pedros, Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

I'VE GOT A PROBLEM HELP ME!!!! I AM DYING! PLEASE HELP!!!!

― WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:54 (nineteen years ago)

I think you will be more comfortable when thrown into the outer darkness.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 4 May 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

YES OH YES YAAAAHHHAAAAARGRGGGGHHHH! PLEASE END IT NOW!!!!!!! AAAARRRGGGHHHH! I AM DYING!!!! PLEASE PEDRO!!!

― I BEG FOR DEATH!! (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I would like to know some answers.

― Ada jomaly Gomez, Wednesday, 24 May 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to know some answers.

― Ada jomaly Gomez, Wednesday, 24 May 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Er... Yeah, but you have to ask some questions in order to get them, that's how language works Y.G.M? Otherwise mans just end up going; "Uh?!"

― Teev, Thursday, 25 May 2006 08:02 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

What color shirt am i wearing?

― Shalesha, Saturday, 10 June 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

See-thru

― Teev, Monday, 12 June 2006 07:27 (eighteen years ago)

who is in the house with me

― randy garza, Monday, 12 June 2006 07:55 (eighteen years ago)

how do i dance properly?

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 12 June 2006 09:00 (eighteen years ago)

randy: Jam Master Jay
cap'n: learn the watussi.

― pedro (dog latin), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 07:12 (eighteen years ago)

How old is rocket salad?

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 08:24 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

what am I doing right know?

― Alejandra Patricia Pavón, Saturday, 22 July 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

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