Who would you rather kick to death - Ian Beale or Little Mo?

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Eastenders is totally crap, fact - but given the choice, who would you rather kick in the face until they stop being alive?

Ian Beale - irritating, smarmy, whiny, maggoty bastard. The only saving grace is that occassionally he cries, gets shot or gets his head flushed down the toilet, moments that bring a wee smile to my little face!

Little Mo - really irritating, one of the worst ever attempts at acting ever, in fact when Trevor Morgan was beating the shit out of her I was actually cheering him on! Why don't they just write her out of the show. Or drown her. Or feed her to hungry hobo's.

― Twisted Thinka, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

Little Mo has had most of the crap beaten out of her so it wouldnt be so fulfilling coz she'd be knocked out after one punch!!!
GOT 2 b Ian Beale no DOUBT. IRRITATING, UGLY, ANNOYING BAST! FUCK OFFS MOFO.

― Sab, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, Touch that Beal's head as quick as you can with your hand curled up! And his moon-faced bast' Son. FUCK OFFS.

― Tev, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

God anything to get the Benders fix on a non Benders night innit!
I think beale, although how funny is grunt pulling his missus, especially since phil did his muvva. ahhh benders, might have to start watching it again....

― ginweasel, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

Isn't everyone in 'tenders related???

― sab, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

If he'd beaten her correctly in the first place she would have known that an iron is for ironing! Waste of a good christmas present!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/images/eastenders/episodes/classic_images/20011231/major_promo_20011231.jpg

― Twisted Thinka, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

fuck some eastenders. in fact, fuck a telly in general. we've just got freeview and it's SHIT!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

isn't it though!
last week it denied me the TERRESTRIAL channel i wanted to watch in favour of all the shopping channels no one in their right mind wants to watch. Of course had i been less lazy i could have unplugged the box and gone and got the arial out of the kitchen. but no.

― ginweasel, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno who either of them are but if they're on tv then they both need a good punch in the fanny.

― satan, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

I'd rather kick to death YOU!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Thursday, 4 May 2006 07:20 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry I didn't stick around last night cousin Sab!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Thursday, 4 May 2006 07:20 (nineteen years ago)

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