If we knew we could fuck off to another planet at some point

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Would it really matter if we just ate all the animals and dumped a bunch of toxic waste in the sea? I mean, would it really really matter?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 09:35 (nineteen years ago)

Not sure - perhaps we could eat some of the animals and dump toxic waste in a small, more contained sea, ie the Black Sea, then depending on how it goes we could perhaps decide to up-scale the environmental destruction, whilst maintaining the option of becoming tree huggers and not killing the planet?

I don't eat fish and much prefer swimming pools with a bar to the sea, so I'll for the toxic waste part. Maybe we could spare enough pigs to keep me in bacon for a few years though? And some chickens, I love a good curry...

― Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:08 (nineteen years ago)

probably not to be honest, infact! lets do it, THEN fuck off, and see if anyone complains!

― alex walker, Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:08 (nineteen years ago)

hi alex! it's charlie btw. glad to see you on workshy.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeh, best not to post your real name/email cos you risk being spammed by bots.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

Is the other planet:

a) a frozen and featureless rock in space
b) a gas giant,
or c) a ball of molten metal covered by acid oceans with an atmosphere that would dissolve your face

If the answer is yes to any of the above, put the toxic waste down and step away from the chickens...

― Capt Cardinali, Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:31 (nineteen years ago)

no, if it was like earth except the grass is purple and the moocow-aliens can fly using only their minds.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:36 (nineteen years ago)

Get out the nuclear powered barbeque, and pass me that cow.

― Capt Cardinali, Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:42 (nineteen years ago)

why stop at cows? Pass me the silverbacked mountain gorilla

― ginweasel, Thursday, 4 May 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

not so caring now eh weasel?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

Well i still wouldn't eat an ron burger.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 4 May 2006 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

you're not ready for ronburger.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

I'd sooner eat the matted locks of sh*t from a Silverbacks ringpiece before eating a RonBurger!

― Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

Is this some obscene reference to the mighty L Ron?

― Capt Cardinali, Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

Wouldn't be surprised if he was behind it, but no wife it are Mc Wrongalds.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

you've got a lot of reading to do cardinali.

wow, we actually have two captains on workshy, plus a captain's cousin. by my reckoning, if the ratio of captain to non-captain workshy posters keeps increasing at this rate, by approximately August 2008, it will be nothing but captains on this board.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

All of my goldfish are also captains.

Alas, Captain Nemo has gone to that great u-bend in the sky, however Captains Ahab, Picard and Janeway are all still alive and begging for the dried remains of other fish to be tossed into their tank.

― Capt Cardinali, Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

Those fat necrophagus bastards could live for at least 10 years on their current bulk.
They should be called Moby I II and III.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

why? because they're bald vegans who make charming advert-friendly downtempo tunes?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

i am so funny, sometimes i think i might just wee my gall bladder out through laughing.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

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