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What if people's skulls were as delicate as eggshells?

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How different would the world be? Would low-hanging branches on trees and wonky shelving be like the new AIDS?

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 09:36 (twenty years ago)

There wouldn't be much moving done as brain side to side momentum would be too dangerous.
Risk assessment might actually start to be a meaningful activity.
no i lie.
it would still be about stating the bloody obvious, it would just take longer.

ginweasel, Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:06 (twenty years ago)

The number of sex-related deaths would soar.

Capt Cardinali, Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:07 (twenty years ago)

Especially for practicioners of skull fucking.

ginweasel, Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:14 (twenty years ago)

Well that's me buggered!

Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:21 (twenty years ago)

why? because you have an incredibly soft head?

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:22 (twenty years ago)

No, coz if I can't skullf*ck then it'll have to be buggery!

Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 4 May 2006 10:53 (twenty years ago)


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