Ron McD vs L. Ron which is bast?

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Freaky-looking dude with corporate and celebrity sponsored contentious campaigns often leading to ill-gotten gross capitalist reaping or Ronald McDonald?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

Elron fucked up Tom Cruise
He wins!

― ginweasel, Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

i guess L Ron could be seen as a modern day Robin Hood except the bit about giving to the poor.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

yes i think he also steals from them, there is no class boundary in the church of the allteeving elron.
they did give me a balloon once tho.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

I always thought El Ron was just what they called McD's in Spain?

― Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

I'm voting for L Ron on this one...

... for successfully building a religion based on the belief that he will instantaneously transport all of the fully paid up faithful to a shiny new Earthlike planet on the day of the apocalypse.

... for persuading people to have electric currents passed through their brains whilst his minions chant hypnotic phrases at them.

... getting them to give him all their money in exchange for statues of himself.

Loving his work.

― Capt Cardinali, Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

Also how fun to sign up your neighbours to the church of scientology. It's not like they give up easy like those pussy jehovahs witnesses, who promise they'll come back and never do, where's my watch tower you bastards!

― ginweasel, Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

Man, you know this has to be Saint Ron, Wogan. Providing the masses with delicious burgers vs starting yet another crackpot religion? Easy answer.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 4 May 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

How can you argue with the double hardness of mighty L ROn who manages to balance his commitment to the advancement of mankind with his not inconsiderable duties as King of the Elves?
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It is no wonder he have nipped off for a rest via the grayhavens.

― ginweasel, Friday, 5 May 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, Ron wins. Anyway, he's more colourfull and everyone knows that the more colours a person has, the better or "the bast" they are.

― Tev, Monday, 8 May 2006 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

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