What is meanest creature?

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Apart from me.
I opened the window in my office today the better to hear all the lovely juggernauts careering past and instantly 8 million wasps appeared from no where and formed a queue, so all morning they've been playing jack in the box with me running in and out the door as they dive bomb my head. okay for 8 million read 5 or 6, but really.
http://istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/322068/1/istockphoto_322068_monster_wasp.jpg
It's not nice!
In fact it's pretty mean.

― ginweasel, Friday, 5 May 2006 08:42 (nineteen years ago)

there are a lot of these little meanies at the moment. something about the early summer onset. btw i'm loving this weather. bet the weekend is dull though.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 5 May 2006 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

No, no! The weekend must be perfect for flying! I order the weather to acquiesce to my demands!

Wasps are soulless bastards. Get out the hairspray.

― Capt Cardinali, Friday, 5 May 2006 09:31 (nineteen years ago)

These buggers

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― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Friday, 5 May 2006 09:32 (nineteen years ago)

I like seagulls, there's something prehistoric about them, you can so see them flying about the cretaceous era, stealing repanomami burgers from the talons of pissed off tyrannosauri.
so yeah pretty mean.

― ginweasel, Friday, 5 May 2006 09:42 (nineteen years ago)

Oh dear wife, weather for tomorrow rainy as fek
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=1244
Are wives allowed to ferry batties in the rain?

― ginweasel, Friday, 5 May 2006 09:48 (nineteen years ago)

Captain Smash is right, Seagull's are the meanest and should be tortured at every oportunity.

― satan, Friday, 5 May 2006 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I like seagulls. Satan hates them, his family always buy him seagull stuff cos they know he doesn't like them. Jokes.

― Tev, Friday, 5 May 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

Die Seagulls Dies

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Friday, 5 May 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

I don't mind seagulls, but then I rarely see them so the sound is welcome.

I like seagulls, there's something prehistoric about them, you can so see them flying about the cretaceous era, stealing repanomami burgers from the talons of pissed off tyrannosauri.
so yeah pretty mean.
-- ginweasel (el...), May 5th, 2006.

Get an album called "Beaches and Canyons" by the Black Dice. They started off as a punk band but slowly morphed into making loads of strange noises with feedback and effects and this album is like being on some kind of prehistoric beach with loads of razy pterodactyls flying about.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 5 May 2006 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

But the real q is will my neighbours enjoy it when i crank it up to maximum vol, put the speakers face down on the floor then go out.
That has been my main buying criteria recently.

― ginweasel, Friday, 5 May 2006 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

THEY WILL FUCKING LOVE IT

(if they like a bunch of sqwauking noises put through various delay effects.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

I am sure that is right up there with l ron on their favourite things list. Excellent.

― ginweasel, Friday, 5 May 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

I did a lot of circuits in the rain, but no, no other batties allowed.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

― Capt Cardinali, Sunday, 7 May 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Well we trained some cute (non mean) seagulls to jump for prawns, but there was a dead pidgeon blocking the drains over an pie serving area on the horrendous pier. Then I had lovely batty made lasange so lose win all round. Come on babe you love it. New flying ecole = la rochelle innit.

― ginweasel, Sunday, 7 May 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

seagulls wins

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 8 May 2006 09:05 (nineteen years ago)

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