What is best Ron's?

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Would have to be my choice of late. I have been neglecting Ron's delicious ice cream though, I'll have to correct this. Whatcha got?

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 12 May 2006 07:29 (nineteen years ago)

nah man, its gotta be the classic chicken sandwich made with (if you believe they put a man on the moon) 100% chicken breast!!!

― clockney diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 12 May 2006 07:41 (nineteen years ago)

how about the king burger or Mcdonalds PIZZA

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Friday, 12 May 2006 07:55 (nineteen years ago)

the mega mac was the best, shame they stopped doing those bad boys here:http://www.geocities.com/yokatonian/megamac/img/mega-mac.jpg

― sates, Friday, 12 May 2006 07:59 (nineteen years ago)

An shortly to be demolished one
http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper693/stills/691876o5.jpg
with caterpillar diggers!

― ginweasel, Friday, 12 May 2006 08:01 (nineteen years ago)

gin, that was un-called for.
you make me do sperm out of my eyes.

― satan, Friday, 12 May 2006 08:09 (nineteen years ago)

jesus sate man, that sounds painful. i heard a statistic that if Mcdonalds keep closing down at the rate they are doing in britain right now, that in 10 years time there will be none left.

Now i beg you, people of workshy, to do something about this. Rons may be open to much critiscism, but surely having no Rons at all would the greatest crime against humanity ever?

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 12 May 2006 08:18 (nineteen years ago)

Be nice Ginweasel!!!

I'm pretty into rare/'special interest' Ron's these days such as that Austria only classic with dried onion in the top, Ich Leibe Es!!!

I'm still gutted that I never tried the 'McSamuria Pork Burger' in Thailand. AT least I got a few Thai Happy-Meals which earned me a Ron's rucksack featureing some vintage characters including....... HAMBURGLER!!!!!

― Teev, Friday, 12 May 2006 08:19 (nineteen years ago)

Poor beelzebub, here are some nice mcdonalds flowers to cheer you up
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41044000/jpg/_41044413_mcdonalds_chich_pa_203.jpg
I am as nice as a ron burger

― ginweasel, Friday, 12 May 2006 08:20 (nineteen years ago)

for no good reason, did I post this already?
http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/lawrence%20vert.gif

― sates, Friday, 12 May 2006 08:21 (nineteen years ago)

Now that's one sad state of affairs, Clocko. Ron's seems to be embraced with open arms in the far east, world should take a clue from them all. Pro-Ron rallies seem in order, at the least. Tev, I've got all sorts of old Ron's happy meal figurines! I should dig them up and snap some pics.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 12 May 2006 08:22 (nineteen years ago)

I can beleive it Clocko, I noticed that Wimpy has just closed down. What is wrong with these cunts? Don't they want to go out for an American anymore?!!!

― Tev, Friday, 12 May 2006 08:22 (nineteen years ago)

i know tev, its almost unbelievable. all the millions of starving people in this world that are desperate for food, and all people want to do is shut down good reputable food outlets such as Rons. its a bloody disgrace!!!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 12 May 2006 08:26 (nineteen years ago)

Really Allah, how Tedz!

I dont suppose you have a pair of those Ray Ban Wayfarer copies with 'day-glow' arms and "Ron's" script down the side, given away with Happy-Meals in the mid to late 80s do you?! I've been trying to track some down but they're like hen's teeth.

― Tevin Tossner, Friday, 12 May 2006 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm..I don't think I do, but who knows what I would find if I searched through all my junk! I do distinctly recall many transforming Ron food items.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 12 May 2006 08:31 (nineteen years ago)

Rare floral chips offer
http://pictures.exploitz.com/Festa-Della-Donna-flowers-by-McDonalds-photo-Venice-_smgpx10001x14179x1cec73ef9.jpg

I think Bugger King had to let Wimpy go for being too classy. The lovely wimpy china services were intimidating their target audience.
Speaking of which (china not chavs), wonder what they're doing with it... how amazing to be able to serve guests with beautiful wimpy dinner service...

― ginweasel, Friday, 12 May 2006 08:32 (nineteen years ago)

just searched ebay for hens teeth, couldnt find any, might start making some and selling them. do you think there's a market for such things? Surely eggo's teeth are rarer.

― satan, Friday, 12 May 2006 08:33 (nineteen years ago)

Ron's in China are fantastic. Playing music you can hear out onto the street as you go by that is all futuristic sounding, and oh the bargain pricing on food, Ron truly loves all his children. Not to mention the interesting menu items!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 12 May 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

i went to a few rons when i was in china, and they are odd places. they look identical to normal rons, but there is this eerie atmosphere. what capitalist ron is doing in communist china i do not know.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 12 May 2006 09:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/cult/l-ron-hubbard/lrh_darker.jpg
clearly
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/cult/l-ron-hubbard/

― ginweasel, Friday, 12 May 2006 11:17 (nineteen years ago)

McDonalds is the only meat I really miss :(

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 14 May 2006 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't know you were veggie greg.

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 14 May 2006 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

Also it's okay, cause it's not really meat. So if you really want to do that to yourself it doesn't count.

― ginweasel, Monday, 15 May 2006 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

it is meat. i worked there. i know. i can promise you its meat. i know its hard to believe. but it is.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Monday, 15 May 2006 08:52 (nineteen years ago)

I worked with a French Chef who told me he worked in one of Rons meat churches, and even he confirmed they used good meat, but he still wouldnt eat there. I think he thought he was not worthy or something, being French and all.

― sates, Monday, 15 May 2006 09:02 (nineteen years ago)

The meaty carcass of the sawdust creature?

― ginweasel, Monday, 15 May 2006 09:03 (nineteen years ago)

do people think i life defending mcdonalds or something? cos i don't. but its a fact, the meat is real.

they got taken to court in the 80's, accused of their food not being meat, and they won, proving in the process that is was indeed meat. then they went to court again in the 90's, a very famous case, where once again they proved it was real meat. its true that you can con the mcdonalds purchasing public, but a court of law will not let you lie to it. especially not twice.

plus all the boxes come with 100% meat written on the side. so its gotta be meat. cos i believe everything i read. especially on workshy!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Monday, 15 May 2006 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

Course it's bloody meat!

I had the tedzest burgee last night! Long-Horn local cows again, A-Teds!!!!!!!!!!

― Tev, Monday, 15 May 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

Man what was that worrying shit about branches of Ron's closing down?

― Teev, Monday, 15 May 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://craphound.com/images/indianmcdsbabyad.jpg

― sates, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

Unfortunately, arteries and ligaments are classed as meat. Mmmm, arteries.

― Capt Cardinali, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

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