Have you heard this crazy song? Gravy Train - Burger Baby...
(I'll stick it on my MP3 player next time i'm out)
Every time a hamburger looks into my eyes
I forget all of my sadness and the Happy Meal prize
Cuz I'm a starving motherfucker who wants much bigger thighs
Get so horny when a onion ring gets fucked by a fry
What can I do? I love you, I'd hump you, it's cool
I just don't care what they say
Know what I'll do, I love you, I'll hump you, it's cool
And we'll be happy that way (BURGER BABY)
I'm the kinda lady who will get down and spread
Spray that shit all over me till Carl Junior is dead
Uh, the ketchup that is-just paint my space titties red
And grab a condom so your condiments don't spill on the bed
Weepin' like a bitch one night I just couldn't stand it
Knocked up with a burger baby and I just hadn't planned it
Called up Smokehouse for cash, they said, "We don't understand it!"
I said "BURGER ABORTION I DON'T ASK IT I DEMAND IT!!!!"
What can I do? Can't kill you, I love you, I do
I'll just raise you up as my son
Know what I'll do, won't kill you, I love you, I do
And you'll be my only one (BURGER BABY)
I'll go to McDonalds Ok
- Gravy Train
There must be more burger related songs? Post them here!!
― Ballie Krishna (Ballie Krishna), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)
I've been havin MeatShake for forty years"
"I love MeatShake!"
"Meat and shake, that's all I need, m-hm"
"I have MeatShake every day at school"
"Look, when I'm hungry I need some meat
I don't need none of that rabbit food they're servin over at Veggie Hut"
"Meat to the Shizzake"
"Bro, I down lots of MeatShakes, man"
"I'd love to taste the secret"
"Lunch break, only got a half an hour
Gotta get something in my system, I go to MeatShake"
"Eat at MeatShake!"
"Taste the secret at MeatShaaaaake, hey"
"MeatShakes are so soft, I can eat em without my dentures"
Well hi, welcome to MeatShake where you can 'taste the secret'
And when I tell you what it is, you won't believe it
There's something special in our food you'll taste when you start eating it
Everything we serve has meat in it
But don't you serve french fries and a vegetable plate?
It all has meat (What?)
What about the green salad and the cookies you bake?
Everything has meat (Oh...)
It's nice and tender
Mixed in a blender
Don't you want some meat? (Yeah)
So hot and steamy
Yet smooth and creamy
Come and get your meat (Hey)
Now when your body's hungerin, drive on down and stumble in
Come on, give us half a chance, I promise that you'll come again
If you're not carniverous consider us a challenge
You're too lean and need some proteine, we got it by the gallons
Rest assured our healthy indiscriminating guests prefer
The sweet and meaty morsels we concoct behind my register
Giving good service plus a smile in a paper hat
Our competition's food is crap, who would wanna pay for that?
Please try a beef pie, top it with some meat fries
And a classic MeatShake, baked until the grease dried
40 cents more, you can have your meal meat-sized
Plus you get three tries, scratch and win a free prize
All except you vegan men who need to be leavin and
Head into the Veggie Hut where you can eat some leaf and gran
That is unless of course you wanna taste the secret sin
Come on, breathe it in, you can use your teeth again
Remember that meat's your friend, so let it inside you
Cows gotta die too, don't let them survive you
There's an offer for a free shake when you buy two
Lasts while supplies do, thanks, please drive through
Skinny mini or a beefcake
Hey, you don't need steak, get a MeatShake!
You want a meaty meal but your teeth ache
Hey for Pete's sake, get a MeatShake!
You're gonna take your girl on a cheap date
And you're a cheapskate, so get a MeatShake!
When you purchase a combo meal you receive a souvenir keepsake
Get a MeatShake!
Offer for free souvenir keepsake for a limited time only
at participating MeatShake stores in your area
The MeatShake Corporation is in no way responsible for
high blood pressure, heart disease or bad body odor
MeatShake!
"Mmhh... I better go taste the secret right now"
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)
The original and best;
Artist: Wesley Willis Lyrics
Song: Rock N Roll McDonald's Lyrics
McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
― Tev, Thursday, 25 May 2006 07:32 (nineteen years ago)
Here's the bass TAB...
This is just one of his songs, but if you want to learn the other ones they are all the same.
Wesley Willis- Rock & Roll McDonalds
Tabbed by audiomayhemproject
________________________________
Intro
G-------------------------------------
D---------------5----------------
A---------5--7----7---5----------
E-------------------------7—5---3
Chorus and verse
G------------------------
D-----------------------
A---------------------7-5
E---3—33—33—3----
BRIDGE
G--------------------------------
D---------------------------------
A----------------------------------
E---3333----3000-3333---3000
― Tev, Thursday, 25 May 2006 09:55 (nineteen years ago)