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Sitting here still drunked replacing wine breath with coffee and thanking the sun for showing some sympathy and decorum and staying low and out of my face. I always think the best thing about waking up drunk is you can enjoy your fractured memories a bit at a time. The bit where me and cpt cardinali performed numbers from Cabaret with hats and chairs is the most troubling right now, but I'm sure there's other bits just waiting in the wings..
oh yes.
benno sinking his head into his hands repeatedly in embarassment and shame at being made to associate with us. Also good.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 25 May 2006 08:13 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently our esteemed guests took a wrong turn on the way home and didn't get back until after 1am.

I don't remember much after we had pudding to be honest. Except for the singing. Oh god. I wonder if my Uncle will ever consent to return?

― Capt Cardinali, Thursday, 25 May 2006 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

1am. That would be when i was breaking your wine glasses in an attempt to tidy up.
Do you not remember us fighting over who got to escort your mum up the stairs? She loved it, I could tell. And we sulked when they left. I expect they had lots to talk about in the car at least...
Well we get to take it all again from the top tonight.. Dinner Party II: The Revenge.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 25 May 2006 08:21 (nineteen years ago)

Ho ho ho!

You need some cloggs Pal then you'd be fine, I always rock cloggs when I'm hung-over, it's the only way!

http://www.stockphotography.com/img/travel/stock_photos/wooden_clogs.jpg

― Tev, Thursday, 25 May 2006 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, clogs would be great but only if we were off work. Here they would lead to leg breaking, at home only to the joys of neighbour baiting. There's lots of stairs at Bad and Wrong as well innit wife?

― ghinweasel, Thursday, 25 May 2006 08:36 (nineteen years ago)

AM BACK!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Thursday, 25 May 2006 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

'Bad & Wrong' waht is that then?

― Tev, Thursday, 25 May 2006 09:21 (nineteen years ago)

it is where my wife works
they make people blind

― giweasel, Thursday, 25 May 2006 09:27 (nineteen years ago)

Oh. What type of business is it? Also, what jobwork do you done?

― Nosey Tev, Thursday, 25 May 2006 09:28 (nineteen years ago)

My wife is a project lead big cheese type person and i am an executive slave. she works for a cool calculating big business i work for a shambolic charity place with lions and ded people.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 25 May 2006 09:37 (nineteen years ago)

Oh right. They both sound a bit weird, the Lions and Ded people one sounds less boring though. Got any jobs going?

― Teev, Thursday, 25 May 2006 09:42 (nineteen years ago)

We may not have any lions, but we do have a lot of dead people. We store them in the conference room and talk bollocks at them in an attempt to look important whilst not actually doing any work.

I'll stick that in your wok and see if it stir fries, shall I?

― Capt Cardinali, Thursday, 25 May 2006 09:56 (nineteen years ago)

there's usually positions in our pictures of ded people rocks and lions outlets going.
or you could join cpt cardinalis dead people recycling unit, where she feeds them to the homeless in a series of nutricious stir fries.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 25 May 2006 09:57 (nineteen years ago)

Who gives a shit about dead people? Ginweasel works with ded people, totally different.

― Tev, Thursday, 25 May 2006 09:59 (nineteen years ago)

yup older and drier for a start.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 25 May 2006 10:06 (nineteen years ago)

POOR DEAD PEEPS

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Thursday, 25 May 2006 10:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://nepal.ded.de/cache/pica/3/9/6/2/95531115267978/nplhomepage2_copy.JPG

― Teev, Thursday, 25 May 2006 10:15 (nineteen years ago)

they fekking love it
yes that is right, i work in Nepal with corpse botherers

― ginweasel, Thursday, 25 May 2006 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

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