Weird insults......

An drunk person once called the whole of the celebrated Westport inn, bricks mortar and occupants, a paki in a fit of pique having been ejected therefrom.
which is utter daftness as clearly it's a paddy.

Being asian, i was once called a 'coconut' by a fellow asian 'mate' simply for being from Hertfordshire. (the reason being that i was brown on the outside and apparently white inside!- yeh good one!) His reason for the 'insult' was that apparently hertfordshire is posh and coz i didnt say 'innit' after every other word and use exaggerated hand movements when i talked, i was clearly a coconut. that and the fact that i wasnt from the middlesex area or west/east london!! Ho ho!!

I AM A ROTTING OLD COCONUT!

My brother (very very pale and hugely ginger) once called a paki by a gentleman of carribean appearance ! Go figure.

And a bouncer who was blatantly at least 5 years younger than me called me "son" earlier this year.

Ha ha! Those are good ones. Bounceres are SO cool.

This bouncer was a complete cunt - he wouldnt let my mate in the Kings Arms of all places!!

In the end there was an argument going on and he's going "see this coat? That makes me in charge of the door so fuck offs"

What a twat

bouncerz be working.