DOES EVERY1 AGREE THAT WESTWOOD'S A T**T?

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Why does he talk like that? y does he behave like that? he's not black, he's a white middle-class so of a priest. And why do all his albums sound like they're being recorded in the battlefields of Iraq? With all the bombs and machin gun noises??!!! STOP HIM NOW!!!!!

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sab, Thursday, 15 June 2006 08:34 (nineteen years ago)

There's even a song about him:

iwww.ukhh.com/features/lyrics/ mindbomb-westwood_is_a_twat.html

sab, Thursday, 15 June 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

www.ukhh.com/features/lyrics/ mindbomb-westwood_is_a_twat.html

sab, Thursday, 15 June 2006 08:36 (nineteen years ago)

Key: (L)=Loz....(R)=The Ruf....(B)=Both
It's not workin but here r d lyrics:

Intro

[Tim Westwood: "Getting the session into E-F-X, with me, Westwood"]
[Eazy E: "Shut the fuck up"]
[Tim Westwood: "It's about that time"]
[Eazy E: "Get the fuck outta here"]

[Ice-T: "Prepare...for a true nightmare..."]


Verse 1

B: Ahhhhhh...let's fuck it up now...
R: 'cause enough is enough
L: Hear the lyrical assault from the brother called Ruf!
R: Shakin' up the scene 'cause no other would dare
B: Fuck Westwood!
R: We said it and meant it, now where's...your DJ skills, man?
L: Your accent, for real man?
R: You don't slam, man
L: With your U.S. jams, man
R: Hip-hop forgotten as you follow your trends
L: Swingin' in the Jungle, where will it end?
R: Deny your culture with sad fake slang
and cling on, on American arses you hang
You don't impress me
L: You cannot test me
R: I'm runnin' round defences like I was George Best, see?
L: US copycats? We're no sad twats
R: So take that pow! in your face like Naseem
Can you battle that?
L: Nothing but pure facts
R: We've shat on your credibility
L: Scene is small in the U.K
R: You don't support us
L: You just haunt us
R: Never will flaunt us
So what we gonna do, Loz?
L: Lyrical dissection
Got to find a cure for a weird infection!
R: Symptoms?
L: Kids idolizing the wack, man
R: Brainwashed brothers seem to think that he's phat, man
Believin' all the jingles, he can't even scratch!
B: Mindbomb's better
R: Mark One now scratch the truth... [KRS: "Number One"]
B: He can't compare, so Westwood...

[Ice-T: "Prepare...for a true nightmare..."]

[KRS: "You are wack!"]

Verse 2

L: Timmy Timmy Ha, Timmy hoe I say
R: Please will you please play my records today?
L: People think you're phat
R: Most think you're dreadful
L: Kids walkin' around with a fucked up head full of
B: Misconceptions, false pretensions
L: Hip-hop's worldwide, not just American
R: Stop your skemes, I will not change
or rap about guns just to get paid
B: Blade cuts deeper
R: Slowly bleedin'
UK rap dyin', nobody's heedin'
the truths, the youth who put on voices
actin' American
L: Big up your boyfriend
R: When I'm still sellin' records I know I'm rated
Sell many more, some people won't play this
You got to innovate, 'cause if no-one cares
you better...

[Ice-T: "Prepare...for a true nightmare..."]

R: 'cause you know what, Loz? Some people just can't handle this, man.
L: These people don't even know.
B: Listen party people as we drop the Mindbomb scratch...

[Eazy E: "Get the fuck outta here" scratch]

Verse 3

B: Stop suckin' rappers' cocks!
L: Enough is enough
R: It's makin' us vomit so we say
B: Fuck Westwood!
L: All over his guests like a teenage groupie
R: Obviously fake like Paul Daniels' toupe
L: Limited selections of platters that matter
R: Repetitive shit and the heads get battered
L: Over and over, play the same old tunes
R: We're underground demanded but there ain't no room for us
Discuss...
L: in a four page essay
R: Look at facts kids
L: Check the resume!
R: Quality
L: Quantity
R: Releases
L: Original
R: Turntable madness
L: Messages subliminal!
R: Technics shiver
L: Needles might break
R: Loz on the beat, now Ruf rhymes rate highly
L: Entirely
R: pure dope ability
L: Athletical
R: Verbal
L: Gymnastical
R: Agility
L: Shows get wrecked
R: Stages destroyed
B: Mindbomb professional
R: No weak-willed toys
Play at your peril
L: Westwood's too scared
R: He should...

[Ice-T: "Prepare...for a true nightmare..."]

[Rakim: "Get off the mic before it get too hot"]
[LL: "What I say is for real, this ain't la-la land"]

[Rakim: "Drop the mic" / "Don't waste your time"]
[Rakim: "Drop the mic" / "Don't waste your time"]
[Rakim: "Drop the mic" / "Don't waste your time"]
[Rakim: "Drop the mic, you shouldn't be holdin' it"]

[Eazy E: "Shut the fuck up"]
[?: "Heard me on the radio, now the tables turned"]
[KRS: "You are wack!"]
[Audio 2: "Tell you to your face, you ain't nothin' but a faker"]
[?: "You'll sit there, lookin' dumb, it seems you forgot where you came from"]
[Worse 'em: "I mean, how much can one country possibly take?!!!"]

sab, Thursday, 15 June 2006 08:38 (nineteen years ago)

have you noticed that since everyone's started ripping off the way he speaks, his accent has gone back to sounding more like some northern bloke?

I don't hate Westwood but yeh he's a bit of a tool.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 15 June 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

How can anyone dis this?

http://www.tellytunes.com/djphotocards/capitalfm/capitalfm_tw.jpg

Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 15 June 2006 08:47 (nineteen years ago)


The mad dawg is on heat !!

Ready to be arse-raped by da true hippity hoppity artistes

Its out there........

Sinbad, Thursday, 15 June 2006 08:52 (nineteen years ago)


Zackly!

Tev-Side!, Thursday, 15 June 2006 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

IS WESTWOOD WONDERWOMAN IN DISGUISE?

Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Thursday, 15 June 2006 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

I don' hactually mind him, like Dog says he's a bit of a tool and dresses like a clown, but I think quite humorous at the same time...He has done a lot for hip hop music both sides of the pond too, that's one reason why a lot of people don't like him, cos they don't like the music...

I saw him deejay in the Koola in Newquay a few years back, and he was biggin' up the 'Newcastle' crowd...he didn't realise where he was the other end of the country...

One of my old uni mates was invited back to the westwood f*ck bus after playing in Brighton one night, but that however, is a whole nuvva story...

Dixie, Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

did everyone gather round and f*ck Westwood in the ear?
we should be told.

ginweasel, Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)


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