EIN DATE MIT DER FUHRER!!!!

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If you won one of those golden tickets in a Kitkat to win a date with the Fuhrer, where would you take him for the day, what would you eat, what would you 2 crazy kids get up too, what would you chat about etc...

http://www.2worldwar2.com/images/adolf-hitler.jpg

― Tap dancing, Friday, 16 June 2006 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

I would take him to meet FromBErt's mum and sample her famous Pussy crumbs, he would be putty in my hands after that, so i would get him to invade my downstairs neighbour with his Jackboot and the SS. Adolf understands I need Lebensraum too. we tried leben und lassen leben, now is time to apply the might of the Fuhrer.
Neighbour routed we would then retire to watch Cabaret together.

― ginweasel, Friday, 16 June 2006 08:17 (nineteen years ago)

Obviously I'd have to introduce him to some of Englands finest cuisine. Big Rons, fish, bratwurst, curry and stella.

Then we'd take a stroll down The Mall as he missed that last time.

Then its a short trip to the Imperial war museum and finish the evening with a fat cigar at string fellows.

― Sinbad, Friday, 16 June 2006 08:21 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmm...

It sounds like fun for you Ginners but it's a bit too mach like work for Adil don't you think? (appart from FROMBERT's Mum's virginal bakery) Couldn't you take him to Pizza Express or something? Take him out in Soho to kick it with the gays?

Your plan sounds much more prima Sinners!

― Teev, Friday, 16 June 2006 08:23 (nineteen years ago)

If I had a date with the Fuhrer, we would probably start by going to an icecream parlour. I'd have triple chocolate, and Adolf would have neopolitan, then we'd laugh and joke as we ate our icecream. I would lean over and wipe icecream from around his mouth with a tissue, then we'd run out without paying the bill. We'd then jump in a car, put on the special T-shirts...

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:Y0YsX103pKK1jM:aryanwear.com/images/HappyHitlerT.jpg

...and we'd drive to Southend, where we'd spend the day playing on the slot machines and avoiding conversations about politics. At the end of the day, Adolf would win me a soft toy from one of the 'grabbing machines', then hand in hand we'd leave.

As I drop him off at his bunker at the end of the date, Adolf would try and sneak a kiss, but I turn and say "no Adolf, don't spoil a perfect day" and we smile and part company.

― Twisted Thinka, Friday, 16 June 2006 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

Fantastishen work Tea Drinkers!

― Teev, Friday, 16 June 2006 08:30 (nineteen years ago)

Twisted I cant believe you're trying to sneak a kiss with Adi, he's mine dammit, find your own Dictator !

― Sinbad, Friday, 16 June 2006 08:33 (nineteen years ago)

How about this fit Bastard?

http://www.usefulwork.com/shark/mugabe3.jpg

― Television show, Friday, 16 June 2006 08:34 (nineteen years ago)

Share him, twosie, beats onesie, but nothing beats threeeeeeeeeeee
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i don't think you are understanding adolf's need for violence, you need to provide him with an outlet for this, in selflessly sacrificing my neighbour I am putting Adolf's needs 1st. Also it is cruel to keep the SS cooped up in doors, you need to exercise them once in a while..
But I get you, not enough going out time.
Maybe dinner at Yo sushi where he could further get his jollies by beatng the crap out of the drinks robot (a thing i have always wanted to do) thence to Mme Jo Jos for some funky goosesteppin and pray it's a thursday.

― ginweasel, Friday, 16 June 2006 08:39 (nineteen years ago)

That's more like it to much strength and not enough joy before.

I see what you mean about the SS though I hadn't really considered their needs.

― Teeeeeeeeev, Friday, 16 June 2006 09:03 (nineteen years ago)

Schutzstaffel are for life, not just for Christmas.
Last time i saw adolf, we made this for our fans:
http://www.dailymedication.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=872

― ginweasel, Friday, 16 June 2006 09:29 (nineteen years ago)

Dump! Ich couldn't make it work, sounds well funny!

― Tooken, Friday, 16 June 2006 09:35 (nineteen years ago)

Also for old times sake I'd take him to the library at Senate House, then he can see it would have made a rubbish Summer Palace had he succeeded in his goal of invading the UK and razing buck pile to the ground. Bless his whimsical little notions.
ihttp://www.dcs.bbk.ac.uk/icdt2001/senate-house.jpg
GHOST BUSTERS

― ginweasel, Friday, 16 June 2006 10:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:WsSKPGAF0cNiPM:www.die3fingers.de/hitler.jpg

― Twisted Thinka, Friday, 16 June 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

BEETROOTS

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

there's a contest on the kit kat wrappers wherein one can meet the fuhrer? someone overnight me a few kit kats. i gotta serious craving for crunch.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Sunday, 18 June 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

stateside kitkats (the ones made by hershey's) really aren't very nice are they?

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 19 June 2006 06:54 (nineteen years ago)

NAH MATES

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 19 June 2006 07:38 (nineteen years ago)

Hershey chocolate's a bit rubbish in general.

― ginweasel, Monday, 19 June 2006 08:18 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, but not this one......

http://www.english-shop.net/catalog/images/HersheysCookie20Cream.jpg

A-tedz!!!!

― Tivelion, Monday, 19 June 2006 08:23 (nineteen years ago)

Heres a new pal

ihttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/3901631.stm

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 19 June 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

Another better pic

http://www.aljazeera.com/cgi-bin/news_service/pics/2734.jpg

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 19 June 2006 10:06 (nineteen years ago)

what is it precious?

― ginweasel, Monday, 19 June 2006 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

What's all the fuss about? He's just saying what he thinks, it's a free country! He seems like a very fair bloke.

http://www.geocities.com/xiquis86/holocaust/nazi_flag.jpg

― Tent, Monday, 19 June 2006 10:46 (nineteen years ago)

I'd take him down to Hendon (Jewish area) for a bagle and then to Golders Green (Another Jewish area) for a kosher meal. Then I'd take him raving in Brighton so he could party with the gays, lesbians, trannys and an assortment of thai lady-boys. Then i'd take him to Brixton and dump him at a bus stop. FUN!!

― Sab, Monday, 19 June 2006 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

dear gods just read that link- wasn't loading for me earlier.
That man is truly amazing, he's basically saying get anyone drunk enough and they'll admit secret yearnings to kill people on the basis of their colour or religion. Wonder who i have secret prejudice against
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BNP party members probably thinking about it.

― ginweasel, Monday, 19 June 2006 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

he is a big fuckwad.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

OH PANTS WHAT HAVE I STARTED. I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE NAZIS.

"I HATE THOSE GUYS" (INDIANA JONES VOICE!)

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

There go smash, you dont like Nazis so if you get drunk you'll beat them up - you racsist !!!

― Sinbad, Monday, 19 June 2006 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

I AM

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

hersheys has been said to taste a bit like vomit, which isnt ENTIRELY UNTRUE - it has that NICE TART TASTE OF BILE

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Monday, 19 June 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

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