What's all this about a picknic in Hyde Park then?

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Clafe,

I heard on the Tea-vine that there's gonna be a picnic in Hyde Park on Sunday or some junk? I'm gonna be in Lunnton anyway cos my Selky's doing a sponsored run.

What's the deal here?

http://www.my-family-fun.com/pictures/toys/Naturally-Playful-Picnic-Table-Picture1.jpg

― Tick-Tock-Tev, Thursday, 29 June 2006 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

Hallo, wie are hier for sex.

With you??

― Helga und Helmut und Fritz, Thursday, 29 June 2006 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://mixarticles.krpmag.com/wp-content/ShavingAct2.jpg

― Billy Trincle, Thursday, 29 June 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

Me and some pals are having food and swine (and small children obviously) and merry japes in hyde park on sunday there will be frisbees and things also i believe...
heads will prob start getting there round lunch time and depending how great/crap it is stay til late/ just after lunchtime.
Should be fun though, has been avery other time I've been. Latino has my number, and i will feed more details when i get them...

i think less of the penile shaving illustration btw tev, no one wants to see your parents naked.
apart from you.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 29 June 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry guys and gays, not all there today- the inference of the above being all welcome to join..
ESPECIALLY frombert. my lover.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 29 June 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

FUCK OFF I RULE YOU.

― FROMBERT, Thursday, 29 June 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

god if only eh
is that really you bert?

― ginweasel, Thursday, 29 June 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

what sponsored run is selky doing, is it run for life thing?

― ginweasel, Thursday, 29 June 2006 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

COURSE IT'S ME WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS CHEEKY CHOPS? FRANK FUCKING BUTCHER?! AND MY NAME AIN'T BERT IT'S FROMBERT.

SAY IT THREE TIMES YOU BROKE-ASS BITCH.

― FROMBERT, Thursday, 29 June 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

well i thought it might be Tev pretending to be you as has been known in the past..
and to be honest you do seem to have had some grammar and spelling lessons since your first post.
i'm afraid you just don't do it for me anymore.
sorry bert.
it was beautiful but all beautiful things die.
prince philip shoots them all.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 29 June 2006 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

GET STUFFED YOU FUCKING PLONKER

― FROMBERT, Friday, 30 June 2006 08:12 (eighteen years ago)

PISS OF FROMBIE YOU FUCKING NONSE-DOG, CAMEMBERT RULES!!!!!!

― CAMEMBERT, Friday, 30 June 2006 08:28 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, my Sunia is legging it round London on Sunday to raise JUNK for Selkys with Burger-Cancer so if you love Lady-Burgers and want to presserve those suckers then chuck her some J's in the pub tonight/tommorrow.

Safe.

― Teen Idol, Friday, 30 June 2006 09:07 (eighteen years ago)

CAMEBERT AND FROMBERT I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TURDS WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIVES!

― POOBERT (Captain Smash), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

all these berts, i am truly spoilt.
big up your lady wife, sunday is not going to be an auspicious day for running round londres looking at the weather report... but perfect for lurking in the park with water pistols pies and fine wine. oh yeah. cannae wait.

― ginweasel, Friday, 30 June 2006 10:28 (eighteen years ago)

YOU FAUX MOFUCKAZ BETTER FUCK RIGHT OFF MATE YEH NOW GET LOST YA NUMPTIES OR I'LL SET THE DOGS ON YER ASS FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED CODBALL SALESMEN PUNX IM DA ORIGINAL FROMBERT SPELT WID A SILENT TEE FUCK OFF

― FROMBERT, Friday, 30 June 2006 10:34 (eighteen years ago)

BALL BAGS

― FROMBERT, Friday, 30 June 2006 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

PEADO-DOGBERT I reckon.

― TEEEEEL, Friday, 30 June 2006 10:53 (eighteen years ago)

WHY DON'T YOU GIRLS JUST SUCK MY DUNDA AND KISS MY CHUDDIES!

― POOBERT (Captain Smash), Friday, 30 June 2006 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

This is thread jokes and the best thing is I leave work in an hour and a half!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Friday, 30 June 2006 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

i know, bert heroics and trebles all round!

― ginweasel, Friday, 30 June 2006 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

just remembered

http://www.uk-photo-library.co.uk/london4/images/838.jpg

Come sunday can kill 2 birds with one stone and pour some plaster of paris in the diana memorial fountain while we're at it.
amazing.

― ginweasel, Friday, 30 June 2006 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

We will be dressed like this:

http://www.museumoflondon.org.uk/piclib/images/%5cmid%5c0330000107_5mb.jpg

and trying to conceal huge sacks of plaster, so you should be able to recognise us.

― ginweasel, Friday, 30 June 2006 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

okay so to recap: we will be there, you should come along, PD has my number and I hope he and his wife can make it, otherwise ask him for it UNLESS you just want to come down and murder us all for some reason, or poison our gin (well my gin) or throw our food in the Serpentine, or incite squirrels to occasion violence upon us in some dark tree dwelling mammalian manner. cause that might cast a bit of a pall over the day. and I'd have to set my crack team of kick boxing hairdressers on you.

― ginweasel, Friday, 30 June 2006 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

sorry, couldn't make it - i am rubbish. next time though!!!!!11

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 3 July 2006 07:47 (eighteen years ago)

everyone was pretty weak, including my phone. I had to borrow some random sitting by the serpentine's phone to find everyone... ah but it was worth it when i got there apart from everyone forgot the plaster of paris.

― ginweasel, Monday, 3 July 2006 07:53 (eighteen years ago)

WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST SUCK IT!

― POOBERT (Captain Smash), Monday, 3 July 2006 08:09 (eighteen years ago)

Did you have a 'lovely day out' in the end Ginners?

― Teel, Monday, 3 July 2006 09:00 (eighteen years ago)

I did, we climbed trees and drinked wine and did kerazy martial arts and threw frisbees at peoples heads. Also we did cripple fights and much gossip ooo he never got her oop duff innit etc. it was just like benders except we didn't murder anyone or conceive any illegitimate incestuous children.

we are going for the rewind next saturday in finsbury park, where apparently is free festival at which i am reliably informed the wailers and "other bands" are playing.

― ginweasel, Monday, 3 July 2006 09:44 (eighteen years ago)

how was wife run? did you go and do some culture while waiting seeing as you were opp west end?

― ginweasel, Monday, 3 July 2006 09:47 (eighteen years ago)

ooh, the wailers.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 3 July 2006 09:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lansdalewarehouse.com/temp/marley_whalers.jpg

bob marley and the whalers YGM?

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 3 July 2006 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

ho ho
as if bob would go after the pretties like some nasty japanese whale complex person!

http://www.london.gov.uk/rise/festival/programme.jsp
freee is my favourite price

― ginweasel, Monday, 3 July 2006 09:58 (eighteen years ago)

i might be up for this - the buzzcocks, sway and graham coxon are all worth seeing too. ooh, and kila kela mustn't be missed either! Me and the Mrs have Friday off and were going to go somewhere like the seaside or a day trip to franceworld or something so depending on what we do we'll have to see!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 3 July 2006 10:13 (eighteen years ago)

Safe, sounds pretty jokes. Mein Selk' done the run in under an hour! Which is pretty ment' considering how hard-core the close star was.

I didn't really done much, just went for a walk and went to see Selko's Schwester in her shop but it was closed so I just went to Covent Garden for a bit then we had to find the car which was a fookin mission! By that time we couldn't be arsed to go to Notting hill so we just had a couple of drink in Camden lock and I bought more vintage redneck junk and ate a circle-D. Which was nice.

― Teeeeeeeee, Monday, 3 July 2006 10:29 (eighteen years ago)

GREAT!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 3 July 2006 11:17 (eighteen years ago)

She is speedy selk for sure. What is a circle-d? Pizza express?
If you were in Covent garden, you were within a stone's throw of the funnest most exciting place to be on a weekend, what were you thinking of to miss it out!

http://british-museum.visit-london-england.com/british-museum-1.jpg
http://maxnoy.com/europe_7_01/08%20Inside%20British%20Museum.jpg
http://www.mummytombs.com/mummylocator/featured/lindow1.jpg
http://www.mexicolore.co.uk/uploadimages/efa_13_1.jpg
Annnd this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4987284.stm
which is fecking A i tell thee.

WORD

― ginweasel, Monday, 3 July 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mightymac.org/gb057.JPG
http://www.homoerotimuseum.net/eur/eur07/040a.jpg
http://kunmr.chem.ku.edu/~dave/images/lewis-chessmen.jpg

― ginweasel, Monday, 3 July 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

ARE U BORED?

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 06:35 (eighteen years ago)

Shit man! What are those Kings there? There's one of those in Anna's hall, I always try to nick him...

― Teeeeeeeeeeee, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 07:33 (eighteen years ago)

txt me your address and I'll send you one of your very own o tev.
they are the Lewis chess men and we have a tonne of the replicas hanging around all the time from chess sets that went wrong. such pretties, the originals were found on the isle of lewis and date to 12C AD.

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:02 (eighteen years ago)

Jokes, the one I'm on about is black and about a foot tall, he's carved out of wood and looks real old.

― Teenage Grandad, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:08 (eighteen years ago)

Fucking crazy! You fucking crazy man!

― Helen's Dad, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:12 (eighteen years ago)

Fucking Zany/komisch!

Get it right Helen's Fertilizer.

― Tevanial, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=helen%20fordsdale&btnG=Search&sa=N&tab=iw

your results for "Peter Fordinsdale" produced 0 results

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

"jokes, the one I'm on about is black and about a foot tall, he's carved out of wood and looks real old"

That's interesting. send me a picture, i'm very nosy.
your king is in the post.

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:23 (eighteen years ago)

Awsome! I'll look forward to meeting the bast'. Is he a darky?

How come you have so many of them any who?

― Teeeeeeeev, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:25 (eighteen years ago)

God I'm fat!

― Fat Sophie, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

x
I can send you a darky if you wish.
ahhhhhh you might be able to guess when you receive him.

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:33 (eighteen years ago)

Nah, he doesn't have to be a darky, I just wondered. When I get him I'll put him next to massive King and take a photo.

― Teeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:37 (eighteen years ago)

I'm off to get some lunch.

― Fat Sophie, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 10:02 (eighteen years ago)

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