Best flow chart

Ha Ha! That's jokes.

Did you know I'm a jehovah's witness?

No way, send me all your Watch towers immediately! I love that shit. Once it had a map of how to navigate life that corresponded minutely with reading town centre- the Broad way was broad street, hell was the Oracle shopping centre and heaven was the station. Amazing.
Sadly I scare Jehovahs witnesses with my fervent need for watch tower and awkward questions such as what happens when the 144000th jehovahs witness gets to the pearly gates then? Is heaven on rotation? They never come back. It's very upsetting for me.

May as well just ask them to prove the existence of God and if he does exist then why does he let bad things happen in the world.

You';re not really a Joho are you Tev?

"May as well just ask them to prove the existence of God and if he does exist then why does he let bad things happen in the world"
Nah, that's all a matter of faith, which is boring, I can give you a long and wonderful answer to the above but am not a believer. I can also square creationism and genetics. But that involves discussions about the early versions of the Torah and temporal awareness and how much the holy spirit was in communication with the King James compilers. Joy of joys.
The limited places in heaven is a much more fun theological topic. And it's all about the flow chart I gather though no one's been able to explain how in a satisfactory manner.

Who wants to come for Bible Group at my house eh eh.
Sure as hell isn't the local JWs boo hoo.

Please don't mock my faith guys.

now i know you're not a jehova's w, you have
a)failed to immediately provide me with watch tower (they always do the 1st time it's the getting them to come back that's the problem)
b)not siezed this amazing opportunity to spread the word of jehovah which is the 1st tenet of your brand.
tut tut
teasing me with your non existent jw literature japes. too cruel.

Petor am relgigous fanatic!!!!!!!