Is the Lord Nigh?

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This nice sane American man seems rather sure He is:
"lol lol lol. WOW!!!!!!!! I am so happy that I came to a site where everyone knows everything. Yes, it has been 200 years since Christ was here. So you think since it hasn't happened yet that it will not happen?? Everyone here seems to be looking for flaws in Christianity and to find something to point out and jump up and down about. I guess your "no God" thing is the answer. Well then count me in, we should all get together and burn bibles together!!!! NO WAY HOLMES!!!!!!! Look at current events, Jerusalem, HOLYLAND............Jesus will return as a saviour, hmmmmmm...................Jerusalem is on the brink of yet another holy war. hmmmmmm........................ Look at the weather, last winter here in Ohio we had 60 degree days last winter when it was supposed to be 20 degrees.....hmmmmm.......tsunamis...................Louisianna hurricane????????....................Things aren't the same anymore people. Don't tell me el~nino, RIGHT!!!!!!!!! He will return. The apocolypse..................what will you do??? Seek him now while you still can."

Godisreal, Why Won't God Heal Amputees [Comments (21)] [2006-Jul-05]

(from the site charlie posted i hadn't looked at til now: http://www.fstdt.com/ Compelling stuff though ya?)

What else makes you think it's about time Jesus came back and sorted that out?

ginweasel, Friday, 21 July 2006 08:50 (eighteen years ago)

Here is Pete Doherty preaching to a Gentile on the road to Dalston.
http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/07/13/image25a002c9-bbef-44ce-b9df-c94e7c33cd09.jpg
He is ripe for discipleship.
And the Lord said Peter, you shall be the rock of crack on which I shall build my church. And because no one was ever hungry ever again, there was no need to do any of that feeding the 5000 malarky.
Then Kate Moss poured a carafe of Chanel No5 on his feets and they all lived happily ever after.

ginweasel, Friday, 21 July 2006 08:54 (eighteen years ago)

I think "NO WAY HOLMES!!!!!!! " is going to be my new catchphrase

NO WAY HOLMES!!!!!!

wogan lenin (dog latin), Friday, 21 July 2006 08:58 (eighteen years ago)

..http://blog.veggiedude.com/images/pix/jesus_executives.jpg

adelphus, Sunday, 23 July 2006 09:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cannabisculture.com/backissues/cc11/pics/Jesus_Ha.jpg

adelphus, Sunday, 23 July 2006 09:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.getreligion.org/wp-content/photos/bush_jesus.jpg

3 reason why it might be a possibility, ala jeeswee cash in stylee

adelphus, Sunday, 23 July 2006 09:23 (eighteen years ago)

This is quite funny to - hope you like it gin!

adelphus, Sunday, 23 July 2006 09:42 (eighteen years ago)


bollox forgot to paste...


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2566269671806009973

adelphus, Sunday, 23 July 2006 09:42 (eighteen years ago)

It is beautiful but rawther blasphemous dontcha think? i am shocked.
Praise the Lord and the Citrus storm and trionimos!
Amen

ginweasel, Monday, 24 July 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

if there is citrus storm and tri-ominos then truly there is the lord

and piccy so the world can be jelous

http://www.vintagegamestore.com/shop/images/triominos.jpg

Delaphine Scott (Goldfish), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.truthhurts.org/articles/77/the-historical-history-of-history/

GINWEASELA, Wednesday, 26 July 2006 12:12 (eighteen years ago)


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