TOUCHER - greatest band ever?!

Rialto.

I hear everyone in London looks like Rialto. Even the Japanese ones!

I think Toucher are better than Rialto though. Toucher look like everyone in Hitchin.

Vintage Latin.

I think Rialto's name may be worse than Toucher's.

what are you saying herE?

This board needs more people! The quality is high.

is'nT it

The two official letters of TWATSON!

F & A?

Dog Full of Money.

“What’s a Dog full of Money?” It is NOT a ‘Guide dogs for the Blind’ dog shaped collection box known as a ‘Fred’!!! Let’s just get that straight. A Dog full of Money or DFM is one of those plastic dogs you sometimes see outside charity shops which you can put money or JUNK in it’s head. They are very rare these days, in fact the only one we currently know of lives in a supermarket in Bristol. My friend Satan Christ and I (Steven Mugabe) are Dog full of Money enthusiasts. We produce stickers, posters, stencils, T-shirts etc…. to celebrate DFMs. This is NOT a brand! Dog Full of Money/DFM is the name of our brand.

“What’s ‘junk’?” ‘junk’ is another word for rubbish/waste or trash if you are Americ’. ‘JUNK’, ‘a JUNK’ or ‘1 JUNK’ is a very rare coin which is sometimes found in the body/carcass of DFMs. Often mistaken for a 50p (not the rapper) a JUNK is one of those coins with like flat bits on the circle BUT, a 50p usually has around 7 flat bit ya get me? Next time you’re lucky enough to see a DFM sticker/T-shirt/bus or whatever, have a close look at the coins entering his head!

“How much is a JUNK worth?” Understanding the value of JUNK is a little confusing. In the initial understanding period (IUP) all you need to know is that although a JUNK is far from being the same as a 50p, it is worth the same as a 50p therefore, if you were to price torches in both pounds and JUNK you would lable each torch; [£2.50 or J’5]. After the (IUP) you know the worth of JUNK instinctively on a case by case basis. So, in the case of the torch I would price them at {£2.50 or J’4500,000,000} each. I don’t know what you will price them at after the (IUP). I hope that clears it up. It is also worth bearing in mind that a JUNK recently came up on ebay and went to a guy in California for $750,000!!!

“I want some DFM junk!” Gutted!!! You can’t have any ‘cos we haven’t built the website. We’ve registered www.dogfullofmoney.com so we might build it. Then you can have some junk or whatever.Maybe.

The quality is high!

very high. wow, it's a wonder people aren't flocking to be a teadrinker.

If you were above a pub called the Albert in Brighton and there was drum'n'bass on and some goon got up and did about 2 minutes of wrapping before being boldly dislodged by a chavvy MC guy, I was that goon and that was your first taste of Toucher lyricism.

"I'm Lovin' it"

An excellent show, finally a youth that we as a nation can hold our hands up and say "we're proud of you" Good work lads, looking forward to your next gig.

P.S. hope to see you at the BNP march in Bradford on Saturday!

"Worrying" The Gardian.

"Clocko-Diko's in the band and we like anything to do with time so we loved it, brilliant" The Times.

"We took a load of spastics down to the gig and they thought it was a bit rubbish" SCOPE(UK).

"Briliant, right up my strasse. A bit dissapointed that they didn't play 'Steven is a Mudia' but never mind. Asian Voice says; Go Go Toucher!" Asian Voice Magazine.

"Rubbish, they didn't even have the right hair cut" NME.

FUCK ME! NO REALLY FUCK ME, THAT WAS ACE! FUCKIN... FUCK ME! - Smash Hits