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I was thinking, why don't we make some workshy stickers/fliers and get 'em up round Herts to entice some new teh drinkers?

“What’s ‘junk’?” ‘junk’ is another word for rubbish/waste or trash if you are Americ’. ‘JUNK’, ‘a JUNK’ or ‘1 JUNK’ is a very rare coin which is sometimes found in the body/carcass of DFMs. Often mistaken for a 50p (not the rapper) a JUNK is one of those coins with like flat bits on the circle BUT, a 50p usually has around 7 flat bit ya get me? Next time you’re lucky enough to see a DFM sticker/T-shirt/bus or whatever, have a close look at the coins entering his head!

“How much is a JUNK worth?” Understanding the value of JUNK is a little confusing. In the initial understanding period (IUP) all you need to know is that although a JUNK is far from being the same as a 50p, it is worth the same as a 50p therefore, if you were to price torches in both pounds and JUNK you would lable each torch; [£2.50 or J’5]. After the (IUP) you know the worth of JUNK instinctively on a case by case basis. So, in the case of the torch I would price them at {£2.50 or J’4500,000,000} each. I don’t know what you will price them at after the (IUP). I hope that clears it up. It is also worth bearing in mind that a JUNK recently came up on ebay and went to a guy in California for $750,000!!!

“I want some DFM junk!” Gutted!!! You can’t have any ‘cos we haven’t built the website. We’ve registered www.dogfullofmoney.com so we might build it. Then you can have some junk or whatever.Maybe.

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