Who is the fairest of them all?

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― 'teve Mugabe (Mother fucker!!!!), Thursday, 23 February 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

satans parents. fucking had like a million kids, and still managed to raise them into fine examples of human excellence. that must make satans parents the fairest of them all.

― killer clocko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 23 February 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

What you reckon out of everyone Satans Fertilizer and Creator are the fittest of the lot?!

I reckon he might fight at you if he hears you saying his parents are fitties!

― t-t-t-t-t-t-t-teven!, Thursday, 23 February 2006 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Daerest Teven and Clocko! Please do see the Ron vs Burger King thread. Surely there is none more fair than the heartstopping Ronwear Girl!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 23 February 2006 18:02 (twenty years ago)

allah frog is on the motherfucking money.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 23 February 2006 22:41 (twenty years ago)

satans parents. fucking had like a million kids, and still managed to raise them into fine examples of human excellence. that must make satans parents the fairest of them all.

i worry for people who don't realise that you're actually talking about Satan Christ (drummer from Toucher) and not, like the bibickal devil.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 24 February 2006 00:30 (twenty years ago)

but yeh, Satan's folks have done loads of kids in their time and most of them are pretty normal.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 24 February 2006 00:32 (twenty years ago)

and his parents are cool at the same time.

anyone got any pictures of satan's parents?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 24 February 2006 00:32 (twenty years ago)

http://thumb9.webshots.com/t/18/19/8/41/39/236284139OSjsHz_th.jpg

this is what i got when i googled.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 24 February 2006 00:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/?v=H-pOdUk6oS4

Once and for all, the answer to this question has been solved! Mere mortal man is unfit to gaze upon her beauty!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 24 February 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

Downers! Allah's picture is blocked by the raas-claat filter. (I asume it was a picture of fair Ron?)

― S****n M****e, Friday, 24 February 2006 09:14 (twenty years ago)

A single picture alone in no way could capture the beauty of the goddess..nay, sweet Teven, this is video!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 24 February 2006 09:20 (twenty years ago)

i will look when i get home.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 24 February 2006 09:21 (twenty years ago)

You're all wrong anyway,

Teven is the fairest of them all.

― 'teven, Friday, 24 February 2006 09:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.aol.de/content/Contentview_Artikel/121324417_1125671749525.jpg

Or this tallented fellow.

― 'teven Blunt, Friday, 24 February 2006 09:51 (twenty years ago)

Allah, I hope that video you've put on here isn't one of those'in and out' films with the pretty Ladys and pets and stuff? I'm gonna show it to my kids before I watch it so if they start sobbing again it's your fault!

― 'teve, Friday, 24 February 2006 09:57 (twenty years ago)

Entirely worksafe, even! Should pretty much be required viewing!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 24 February 2006 10:12 (twenty years ago)

Lovely, I'll check it out at Chez Mugabe later.

On another note, are there any branches of Chez Ron with tinternet access?

― 'ven, Friday, 24 February 2006 10:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wornby.co.uk/images/t-shirts/history/vulturesdebbieharry.jpg

She is the fairest!

― Ste-Mu, Friday, 24 February 2006 10:41 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Documentaries/TextBlocks/2000/

Captain Clocko reckons this guy's the fairest. I'm not convinced.

― 'teven, Friday, 24 February 2006 10:54 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.thegoliard.net/images/dharry.jpg

― Sven Mugabe, Friday, 24 February 2006 10:56 (twenty years ago)

yes, debbie harry circa 1982 may well be the fairest. even if i was only just out of pampers back then, so a bit dodgy.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 24 February 2006 11:37 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but you'd of let her pead' you wouldn't ya?!

― Teven, Friday, 24 February 2006 11:55 (twenty years ago)

ok. i missed the point here steven, cos you said fairest, not fittest. and i defy you to find someone fairer than sate's parents.

in terms of fittest, well that picture of debbiw harry (exceeding quantity of muff hair aside) speaks volumes. i'm off to the toilets for a white.

oh, and anyone with that much muff hair, legal or illegal, is clearly ready for a probing. no doubt.

― KILLER CLOCKO (honesttoafault), Friday, 24 February 2006 12:00 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.fedoraforum.org/gallery/file_4gallery/2/7/7/snow_white.jpg

Hold on lads!

― 'teve, Friday, 24 February 2006 12:30 (twenty years ago)

Just checked out Allah's video man, I'm DEFINATELY Lovin' it!

― 'teven (dog), Saturday, 25 February 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

OTM, Teven. Toucher ought to cover the music in that video.

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 26 February 2006 19:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.smashsworld.com/uploads/parisburger.jpg

American woman eating an American, pretty tedz!

― 'teve, Tuesday, 28 February 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

i don't reckon she'd be able to get through that burger somehow. not unless she has a good chat with god on the big white telephone afterwards.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:05 (twenty years ago)

I don't get it DogLatin, why would she need to talk to Ron?

― Tevos, Thursday, 2 March 2006 12:42 (twenty years ago)

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