rolling (non-millenials) grabbing the brass ring 2015

kane and big show.

lol this company really is shooting itself in the foot, at the time they need fans the most to give them money, just because vince has a hard on for a mid card guy

title match was DOPE CITY though

my buddy made a good point to me tho, everyone hated the rumble last year and they all kinda forgot by the time WM30 was amazing.

Bryan not being in the Rumble at all last year gave them a coherent storyline reason to change it though

also last year they learnt from it but this year they just did the same thing again so they're either really stupid or they don't care any more

Trying to think of any WWE triple threats better than that one, I can't see past Lesnar's intoxicating suplex-throwing beet-coloured realness tho, it just distorts everything, what a time to be alive

Not kidding about Rusev vs Ryback either though, I need more hosses who can go throwing bombs at each other, perhaps Rusev is a superworker

that triple threat was so good that i actually don't care that the rumble was so bad. and i assume this means 100% that lesnar is winning at wrestlemania.

rusev is a superworker imo

Fandango 10 Rusev 07:36 0
12 Tyson Kidd 8 Bryan 02:26 0
13 Stardust 15 Reigns 12:23 0
14 Diamond Dallas Page 9 Rusev 02:28 0
15 Rusev 28 Reigns 35:17 6
16 Goldust 14 Reigns 06:21 0
17 Kofi Kingston 13 Rusev 02:50 0
18 Adam Rose 12 Rusev 00:08 0
19 Roman Reigns - Winner 27:28 6
20 Big E 18 Rusev 14:49 0
21 Damien Mizdow 16 Rusev 00:18 0
22 Jack Swagger 20 Big Show 12:49 0

bar ddp, reigns and mizdow, aren't these all heels? lol at coming out after bryan

kofi and big E are both faces

12-15 mins of Rusev / cesaro would be an awesome hoss match, though not one we're likely to get unfortunately, man whyyy isn't cesaro still rolling with Dirty Dutch and winning coolass trophies, these dudes don't know what they're doing.

Thought the rumble was supremely enjoyable as spectacle, the wall of sound booing for the last 10 mins was entertainment of the highest order. Sgt biscuits otm re: lesnar, just pay the dude his money and keep the belt on him at mania IMO, it's just too much fun watching him turn purple and destroy fools with throws and suplexes. Assuming that money is the issue there? Or is he just not into it again? I haven't been following.

I am not gonna get too butthurt over wwe's incompetent booking bcuz complaining about wrestling in a month where you had this triple threat, nakamura/ibushi, tanahashi/okada and the Lucha underground battle royal is just churlish really

Lesnar might want to do MMA again but who really knows with him. I'm not even sure why WWE would want Lesnar anyhow -- when he's not on TV his name is never mentioned and nobody ever talks about the title. Why isn't Rollins pissed about his briefcase being worthless when the champ isn't even around? There's so much they could be doing and it doesn't even involve Brock working more dates. They don't even care and it's devaluing the title when only John Cena is allowed to talk about it.

Brock is around to put over Reigns at Mania and then he's gone, we'd all better shut up and learn to like it.

brock is still a top draw and he's great and i hope he sticks around forever. i don't think his reign has devalued the belt -- quite the opposite tbh

and by "sticks around forever" i mean "makes three appearances a year and doesn't let anyone touch the belt forever"

even if lesnar loses to reigns at mania they could still do something w/ rollins' suitcase and he could ultimately leave wrestlemania w/ the title

for some reason i imagine them giving reigns the title and then... next day on raw... kane and big show beat up reigns and rollins cashes in

because... why bother

someone told me to watch tna the other day, maybe i'll try

Lol there aren't enough hours in a day to bother with tna.

When I said that wwe should keep lesnar that was purely a statement of personal preference, they've probably got all sorts of reasons for not keeping him around but once he's out they are looking mighty thin on top draws

I feel like they're going to give Reigns some sort of title run. They've been trying to push him since last year's Rumble where he beat Kane's record. Honestly, I really thought they were going to do more with that this year, maybe with Kane matching it and a feud between them being pushed before they set him up for a title. They're focusing way too much on making him look strong, without developing him AT ALL. I'll maybe be interested if he has The Rock speaking for him, but it's pretty painful watching him on the mic.

These rumours about Mania not being set behind the scenes are just a setup for the disappointment we're in store for when Reigns squashes Bryan.

NJPW ep. 4 was another solid episode, with a surprisingly great Makabe vs Okada match. The English translations have given me a completely new appreciation for Okada's character. Has there been a cool heel like him in Japan before?

i didn't realize cody and dustin were born 16 years a part

I was thinking of starting a poll but I couldn't be bothered writing up the 40 different answers, so I'll just ask here:

I'm intrigued in what people actually like. Raw, Smackdown and Impact are the three biggest wrestling shows in the western world, but to me they are also the dullest. At best, I will check out a match or segment from Raw once or twice a month. I'll read a report on what happened, and then maybe check out the PPV. Unless its one of the big 4 though (mitb > survivor series now), I'll usually just pick the best matches, or maybe not even watch. I love nXt, I'm catching up on Lucha Underground and big matches from the indies or Japan, shoot interviews and mma/boxing too.

I now kind of think of wrestling as my favourite 'sport' and yet I despise the three biggest avenues of watching it. So yeah I wonder what others think and watch?

notime: ummm... i presume japanese wrestling has had cool heels. Steve Austin turned at WM13 18 years ago, (and despite wwe programming me to think he was the first but he couldn't have been) and thats nearly two decades for Japan and its 3 major promotions to do it since. Or way before.

i need to get up on that njpw steez but im still far behind on everything else. and lol i was thinking of maybe going back and trying to watch a lot of the roh glory days if i get the chance to. shows how interested i am in mania 31 i guess.

(xpost) I only got back into pro wrestling last year (after like... 15 years of following it VERY peripherally thru friends who were still engaged) and the reason I did was NXT. I've since tried to watch Raw and sometimes even Smackdown but it occurred to me that A) I'm not enjoying a lot of that time and B) I only have so many gd hours a week to watch this stuff. So basically I watch NXT, PPVs and Youtube clips (from anything -- njpw, roh, random indies) when bored. I thought I should try to follow the whole "universe" but seriously 6 hours a week? No thanks.

This will become more complicated once the amazing crop they have down there starts getting "promoted." I wasn't watching when Bo, Emma, Cesaro, etc. were on the show so I haven't had to deal with this scenario yet. Kinda terrified at having to upgrade to the big fat shows to keep following Zayn but I guess I can just fast forward to his parts or whatever.

That said the 5m video packages on PPVs pretty much tell you everyhthing you need to know for the PPV, which is telling of the RAW bloat.

Tried Lucha U but it didn't grab me. NJPW is fun as hell, LOVED Wrestle Kingdom, might try to seek more of that out if I find myself having the time.

nxt is really the only thing i watch every week - i've watched some chikara ppv, went to a live show (and i'd go again), lucha underground i followed up to + thru the rumble they did to crown the champ but haven't really followed since that week.

the cage stuff since the rumble has been super fun on lucha underground. its like cage is big corporate wwe and puma is the small try hard mexindie. seems appropriate he even hits an f5 at one point.

I pretty much just watch old things now, don't even try to keep up with the current product in wwe, I'm not even checking recaps at this points. As you say, big 4 ppvs are he only thing I go out of my way to watch unless they book a match for another that tabs my attention ( and how often does that happen these days?). I will still check out individual matches if I hear that they're especially good. Does tna even still exist? Who are their top stars now? MVP?

Mostly I tend to just grab stuff from xwt classics and watch that, got some good DVD box sets on bruiser brody, nick bockwinkel and Harley race from there which I've been enjoying. Watching Harley race hoss the fuck out of dudes is at least 15x more entertaining than anything the wwe is offering these days.

Watched and loved Wrestle Kingdom, like every other fan that was new to NJPW I've developed a bit of a mancrush on shinsuke nakamura.

Apologies for dodgy spelling, autocorrect on this phone is unforgiving

do wwe announcers know that they're announcing matches for "one fall" and not "windfall"? other orgs don't mumble it quite like wwe announcers do.

Sami Callihan's entrance music should be vaporwave

just finished Rivals - wow intense

Balor v Itami was the match of the night; I'm sure Zayn and Owens would agree. Also, I see what they did there with the title match: Kevin Owens won by KO because *that's what his T-shirt says*

Balor v neville

balor neville was crazy. sasha banks is the best. she looked so happy to win. i really hope sami is really good at acting and wasn't concussed. 6 powerbombs or whatever, fuuuck. steen gave the best vader performance in forever*. i'm gonna look back in 10 years time and say they are my favourite period in wrestling. like possibly better than pre-hogan 93/94 wcw or 97/98 wwf.

i cant really figure out a realistic/polite way to say 'i wish vince never has anything to do with these guys but i still want them all to make it to the best wrestlemania ever' because the only way that happens in reality is vince dying or getting seriously ill.

*unless you count brock, but brock is brock

if you watch the replay, sami tucked his head when he hit the ramp - i'm sure he's fine (alsothey sent him to abu dhabi with the main roster this weekend)

really loved those last three matches. can't imagine how they're gonna fuck up balor eventually, but i have faith they'll find a way - it's wwe creative after all

notime: ummm... i presume japanese wrestling has had cool heels. Steve Austin turned at WM13 18 years ago, (and despite wwe programming me to think he was the first but he couldn't have been) and thats nearly two decades for Japan and its 3 major promotions to do it since. Or way before.

I assume you're right. New Japan ran the original NWO-style angle that Bischoff stole for WCW, so maybe they were the first? It definitely didn't happen in All Japan, they were super old-school.

I really need to start watching NXT. With every passing special I feel like I'm missing out on something huge. I've caught some matches here and there but haven't followed regularly. Lately I've been on a Japan kick, with recent New Japan and re-watching old All Japan and NOAH matches from the days when I used to buy comp tapes from tape traders.

looking back on it in hindsight, the long-term development of the sami zayn character over the last 18 months has been kinda amazing - here you have this guy who's just a natural heroic babyface, never sacrificing his morals to win the title, always getting betrayed and screwed by cesaro/dallas/kidd/neville's opportunism, and then finally reaching the top...only for his "best friend" (and blood rival, obviously, but ROH is non-canon even though everybody knows the backstory) to screw him over by being the most opportunistic of all. this feud is going to be so awesome.

i don't always watch the weekly NXT tv, but the builds to the specials are always incredible. just such a well-booked, enjoyable promotion.

i actually made oscar scorecard style sheets for my buddies when we watched Rival, incl. who will win, by pin/sub/dq/"other", with some funny prop-style questions in there too ("who will cry first?" with the choices: zayn, owens, me, my buddy or my other buddy; when will crowe's video show up; will the dubstep cowboys cut an awkward grinning promo post-match; stuff like that) and for some reason i wrote OWENS - OTHER for that match and wrote "KO" beside it... everyone was like "holy shit will, how did you call that" and i was like "I THOUGHT I WAS BEING FUNNY"

tbf it was tko but they decided i should get it

word from the recent tapings is that NXT is about to get real weird.

Balor v neville

I'm sorry, I have a cold.

i've never been as excited for a RAW episode as i am for tnite's NXT

fucking hell solomon crowe looks like shit. fake tan midget in a taz onesie and a bad studded leather jacket with a neck beard and shit my chemical romance hair?

Yeah, well they jobbed Parker out to him, right?
On the other hand, I am pretty interested in Rhyno's return and the possibility of Samoa Joe getting an NXT run.

Samoa Joe seems like one of the only potential people left big enough to debut on the main roster, if he'd lose a bit of weight and showed commitment, right? Him, Angle... Yeah I guess its just Angle left now.

CJ Parker jobber to all new débutants is maybe my favourite gimmick in wrestling atm bar bayley.

I did not like the end: "we now return to your regularly scheduled program."

So you're using your elite hacking/smashing skills to... make sure the show runs correctly?

That was a pretty uniformly shit PPV. Tons of blown spots, people completely out of their depth, and the highlight was a promo. Ugh.

that bad huh? i picked the oscars.

(also bad)

Rusev v. Cena was good.

Reigns vs Bryan was really good, but I'm not sure why fans are supposed to accept Bryan's endorsement of Reigns when they wouldn't accept the Rock's. It's no different from the Rumble -- they're being totally transparent in trying to manipulate fan reactions rather than just letting people cheer whoever they want. They had Brock backstage at RAW yesterday and didn't use him ... WTF??

it's actually kind of impressive how quickly they managed to kill bryan

you listed a bunch of warm bodies

That's exactly what Styles and Nakamura will be to most of the audience when they debut. If they're going to be draws, they're going to have to be pushed and booked well. The exact same could be said of, and done with, wrestlers who are already on Raw or NXT.

Which is not to say I'd prefer that scenario--I'm very interested to see what they might do with the NJPW guys. I'm just saying that if they're worried about a lack of main-event wrestlers, springing for obscure broken-down thirtysomethings AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura is a weird response.

rolling Jericho calls The New Day trap queens 2016