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I want to know, what are your moves in real life! Like backyard wrestling! My finisher is the Awesome Bomb. What is yours?

― T-Rev Awesome, Tuesday, 14 February 2006 10:26 (nineteen years ago)

I used to do a kamikaze headbutt off my garden shed as a finisher, but it started hurting my neck so I switched to a second rope Ganso Bomb onto broken glass.

― Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

In my early maches, my offense could be accurately described as generic (kickin, punchin, headbuts, and body slams). A losing streak summoned me to study pressure points with a shadowy mystic master in a remote East Asian cave. During that period I read nothing else but medical text books; one must understand what's inside the human body in order to attack its exterior. My finisher is a variation on the Von Erich claw, but instead of the forehead my strong palm applies intense pressure onto my opponent's kidney region.

― theodore (herbert hebert), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

I'm all about the HARDCORE. I don't know a wristlock from a wristwatch, but I'll break a fluorescent light tube across the back of your neck so hard your eyes will bleed. Then I'll wrap barbed wire around my head and headbutt your lower back until the skin flakes up like fresh lettuce. My finisher is a chunk of broken glass scraped across my opponent's chest in the shape of a pentagram. Once my opponent has lost enough blood and starts going into shock, I can catch him unaware with a small package for the duke.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

My finisher is an eyerake into a Gorybuster.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

my finisher is the F-OFF. basically i flip the middle finger at my opponent when he's lying on the floor, then bounce off the rope and then pose, and then do a leg drop.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

i'm working on my new move the F-RIGHT-OFF which is a submission hold that is sometimes known as an armbar.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

Oh jesus, I FUCKING HATE whenever somebody applies the armbar to me in a match. I mean it hurts a lot. And ever since seeing that Sid match, I'm kinda phobic about the possibility of a broken limb. The last four time now I've submitted to the ref almost immediately. It's become a bit of a running joke in our backyard fed. When I watch tapes, dudes can sort of put up with the armbar for awhile, punch their way out, make their way to the ropes, or work a flashy reversal or something. I don't know... I just panic basically.

― theodore (herbert hebert), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

Next time just scrape a cricifix in the guy's chest using a shard of aluminum. That should cause him to release the hold.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to add that my ganso bomb variation is called the Suicide Bomb, in fitting with my deranged Islamic Fundamentalist gimmick. It has become my trademark to shout "ALLAH ACKBAR" just before impact. I am currently working on a second-rope pump-handle Canadian Destroyer called the Dane Bane as a second finisher - when I'm not sneakily putting my opponent away with a loaded Qu'aran shot instead, that is! Ha ha. Glory to Allah.

Also, don't ever try this stuff at home, kids.

― Mohammed Gamal Al-Quarashi (Ferg), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

Heart punch

― alex in montreal (alex in montreal), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

Joke's on you guys, 'cause I seem to be the only one who could work the WWE Main Event style.

― alex in montreal (alex in montreal), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

You'll need to sort your facial hair out first though, Alex:

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesB/baker_ox.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

Theodore, your admission of armbar phobia is ill-advised, as we are to meet in the first round of the MUWA Light Heavyweight Title tournament on March 19. As soon as I have incapacitated you with the debut of the Dane Bane I will be pressuring that feeble arm of yours like a fan of the infidel rock band the Arctic Monkeys pressuring an underage female acquaintance to have intercourse with him.

Unless the three and a half minute setup to the Dane Bane somehow provides an opening for your risible "kidney claw" - but I do not think that will happen, my friend.

― Mohammed Gamal Al-Quarashi (Ferg), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

I go all nancy-boy and prance around the ring, throwing kisses at my opponents until my "life-partner" sneaks around behind him and we perform the "Broke-Back-Mount-Him" suplex.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 February 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

For fuck sake, Mohammed Gamal Al-Quarashi! Your being such a dick here. If you told me, "hey man I really hate the armbar" then you know what? I'd say, "dude, I'll do anything BUT the armbar."
That's just common curtesy. Your strongly implying that you will indeed use the move though.

But whatever man, apparently all I have to do is scrape a crucifix in your chest with aluminum. Then, no more armbar. Sort of like how you're supposed to punch a shark in the nose.

Prediction: You submit to Kidney Claw and renounce Islam.

― theodore (herbert hebert), Thursday, 16 February 2006 06:35 (nineteen years ago)

You know what those Sheik/Hogan and Slaughter/Hogan feuds needed? "Loser Renounces Islam" matches. Talk about raising the stakes.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 16 February 2006 07:20 (nineteen years ago)

I mis-read that as Shrek/Hogan, and got a bit excited for a moment.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 16 February 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

IT IS THE WILL OF ALLAH THAT I HIT ALL MY SPOTS.

Also, surely a Hogan Loses = Hogan Must Convert To Islam would be the most desirable outcome of such a feud.

― Mohammed Gamal Al-Quarashi (Ferg), Friday, 17 February 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

wats a ganso bomb

― Trevor Suicide, Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wrestlingworld.it/multimedia/wrestlinggifs/Tecniche/gansobomb.gif

― Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Saturday, 18 February 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

My moves are the Pump-Handle Slam, The Shining Wizard, The Awesome Bomb and The STF. what is the best move you people have seen and have you ever actually hurt someone wrestling?

― Trevor Tolton, Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:17 (nineteen years ago)

What you need, son, is a werewolf gimmick.

― Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Sunday, 19 February 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

who me. do i need the where wolf gimmick

― Trevor Al Caholic, Monday, 20 February 2006 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Modified Enziguri, Delayed Vertical Suplex, Ganso Bomb, Ankle Lock, Modifed Death Valley Driver. And people can you please give me some more moves to try, just name me a few I should try!?!?!?!

― >> Trevor Denzal, Thursday, 9 March 2006 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

(wmw_ewa@hotmail.com) if any of you use msn add me!!!! I'm an aussie

I use a death valley driver into a legdrop. Very hard to do on large people so occasionally i do a swinging eye of the hurricane. I put the person on my shoulders and grab their head facing me back and swing them into a reverse tko state but land an elbow in the process. Sort of like what fit finaly had been using on smackdown.
Also love diong a shitload of powerbombs. Sitdown, inverted under arm bomb(sky high etc.) attmpted bulldog face jam and a hell of a lot more. Been diong this for a while now. Part of 2 factions wMw/EwA...Come to australia and wrestle with us lol

― Forsaken Devilpope, Saturday, 8 April 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

my finisher is the spear! YOURE NEXT!

― georgie, Sunday, 9 April 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

Just had a mate do a headscissors of a shed...dont recomend it..fucking cained my back hard even after I landed on the mats.......

― Forsaken Devilpope, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

LOL Devilpope! Forsaken Legdrop, what an incredible move! I haven't really got a move set, I just go out there and throw some wack-shit in there. I usually use Fit Finlay's finisher as my own. I love that move!

― Trevor, Saturday, 15 April 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Submission: STF.
Finisher: Modified Spike DDT/Death Valley Driver.
Aerial: Swanton Bomb w/Jeff Hardy's taunt.
Trademarks: Orlando Jordan Punching Combo/Spinning Back Heel Kick.

― The Evil Piranha, Sunday, 7 May 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

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