I want to have Kevin Nash's children

He was one of the high points of WCW Thunder when it was dying, where for an ep or two they gave him a color comment spot, and he spent the rest of the show just busting on everybody.

Then he got bumped on the head and thought he was The Wizard, showing his suburban detroit roots.

http://myweb.wvnet.edu/e-gor/pittsburghhorrorhosts/grafix/grandwizard.jpg

"Could I get your e-mail address maybe we could e-mail each other? Oh, LOL, we're laughing out loud!"

I don't think Nash has ever been this funny and I've always found him to be the funniest guy ever in wrasslin'. He really should bring back the Scott Hall cut-out for the X-Division guys, through.

SIX-STAR MATCH!