Scott Keith's marriage -- Classic or Dud?

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Will he phone in his columns to an even greater degree now that he's getting hitched?

Or will the stagnancy of married life light a fire under his ass?

I think the answer is obvious.

And he's only two weeks older than I am -- how the fuck did he manage to get married before me?

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

SCOTTKEITHISFATRLOL!REq23"w34234dfkklasd!!!!!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

More importantly: when they have an argument, will/does he star-rate it?

― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

I say his priorities are thus:

1. maintaining his internet cult status
2. watching wrestling videos all day long
3. eating
4. his marriage

― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

Is Hyatte best man?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

Hyatte had better comment on this or I will send him hate mail.
His priorities over the last year have been

1) getting laid
2) maintaining cult status
3) eating
4) working
5) watching wrestling

It's to maintain #2 when "watching wrestling" is all the way down at #5.
I'm not saying that those priorities aren't worthwhile, but there's no doubt that his writing has suffered because of them.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 24 February 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

His priorities over the last year have been
By that, I mean SK.

(although it could probably apply to Hyatte as well)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 24 February 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

It's *tought* to maintain ...

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 24 February 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

I suppose you think somebody should MURDER SCOTT KEITH'S WIFE to restore his internet wrestling criticism back to it's slightly-above-mediocre-peak, do you, etc

― Michael Philip Philip Philip Philip Annoyman v1.0 (Ferg), Friday, 25 February 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

It's *tough* to maintain ...

Fuck, my spelling is descending into self-parody on this thread.

Michael, I think you're onto something.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 25 February 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

Do you think if she cheats on him he'll unleash some CANADIAN VIOLENCE~!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 25 February 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

He has been phoning it in for awhile. Personally, he just became the internet wrestling cult guy, 'cause he was basically the only one left. I've always read Herb Kunze, Jon Petrie and the nWWWo message board before I got to SK. I'm by no means a hater 'cause I think he does offer good insight; I just think that you can only go on for so long writing about, of all things, wrestling. After awhile, it's the same opinions and complaints.

― alex in montreal, Friday, 25 February 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Holy God, the nWWWo! Ah, halcyon days of Sean Shannon unleashing his terrifying bondage fantasies, wash over meeeeeee!

/goggles do nothing

― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Friday, 25 February 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

ILW, Fancy A Murder?

― Michael Philip Philip Philip Philip Annoyman v1.0 (Ferg), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

maybe his wife should become a diva

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 26 February 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)

I notice scotsmanality.com is down. Possibly due to the message board being overfilled with wellwishers.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 28 February 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

Yes but what does SCOOPS think about all of this?

― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Monday, 28 February 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

I keep forgetting Scott Keith and Hyatte (and Eric S.) exist and my life is so much better for it. Now all we need is a Randy Orton heel turn and the permanent crippling of Shawn Michaels.

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 4 March 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

"permanent crippling of Shawn Michaels."

translation: CASKET MATCH A-GO-GO.

― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Friday, 4 March 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

Whatever will make him stop doing that fucking kip-up. You KNOW that twat's going to go over Angle. DAMN IT. HATE.

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Saturday, 5 March 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Here's a picture of the happy couple. Copy and paste, as it's a Geocities special:

http://www.geocities.com/kevuk1/Picture9.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 9 April 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

maybe his wife should become a diva

-- ken c (pykachu10...), February 26th, 2005.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 9 April 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

James Murphy + Pies = Scott Keith

― Fergal (Ferg), Saturday, 9 April 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

You KNOW that twat's going to go over Angle. DAMN IT. HATE.

Haha!

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Monday, 11 April 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Well, he's probably still going to at some point.

― Fergal (Ferg), Monday, 11 April 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

http://scottkeith.ytmnd.com

― Fergal (Ferg), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

This confirms what we've all known for some time now:

http://www.livejournal.com/~rspwfaq/199587.html

As always, some of the comments on his blog are worth a read.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

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