LIVE INTERACTIVE CELEBRITY WRESTLING THREAD

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THIS WEEK- ANNABEL GILES GETS REAL! KATE LAWLER APPARENTLY STILL A CELEBRITY! ANGERED BY SONNY SIAKI MANAGING TO KILL SOMEONE WITH A BOTCHED MOVE, D'LO VOWS TO CRIPPLE EVEN MORE PEOPLE. ALL THIS AND LESS!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Who do you think they rang up before Joe E Legend to be a team manager? I bet it was Tatanka.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

Here's Hot Rod, coked up to the fucking eyeballs and looking, let's be honest here, like a kiddy-fiddler. I don't remember him talking like Al Jolson after four fillings, though.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

Who do you think they rang up before Joe E Legend to be a team manager? I bet it was Max Mini.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Scratchy of TV's Scratchy and Co broke a finger training whilst playing dodgeball. He's wearing a very thick scarf. D'Lo pulls a mournful face. Broken fingers aren't as bad as CRIPPLING DROZ THOUGH ARE THEY?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Hot Rod just announced D'Lo as "The Rock's former tag team partner". Isn't that like calling Vincent "Hulk Hogan's former tag team partner"?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Who do you think they rang up before Joe E Legend to be a team manager? I bet it was Lawrence Taylor.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Both the Crusaders and the Warriors have logos that make them look like ice cream brands from the early 90s. URBAN REALISMS!!!1!!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Leilani makes her entry to the ring accompanied by some of the models from So Graham Norton.

Annabell Giles is accompanied by the sort of low-rate models who advertise mobile phones at any major sports event. Oh wait, are those her daughters?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

ROUND 1: SUMO SLAM. Throw someone off a revolving platform. This incorporates few elements of sumo and no slamming.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

Annabell Giles wins by some way or other. They celebrate by playing "Hey Baby" by The DJ Otzis.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

Couldn't they have got Wolf from Gladiators on? He'd have provided some much needed, you now, celebrity.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Who do you think they rang up before Joe E Legend to be a team manager? I bet it was the ghost of Les Kellett.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

"I told you one of these ladies was gonna be turned into sushi, and sushi's raw" says Roddy Piper.

http://c0rk.blogs.com/c0rkm0b/02222004_6.jpg

"Cocaine's a hell of a drug"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

Now: something with a big pole. I dunno.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

You know what gimmick match this could do with?

http://www.monkeysvsrobots.com/mvsrpm/images/music/hoganbootband1.jpg

YAPAPI STRAP MATCH BROTHA!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)


ANNABELL GILES IS TALKING ABOUT HERSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

They're about to announce the replacement celebrity for Scratchy from Scratchy and Co.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

It's Lee Sharpe. Remember him!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1775000/images/_1775293_leesharpe150.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Lee Sharpe's gimmick is "Sharp Shooter". He's dressed as Sharpe. You know, the Sean Bean character.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

And a MASKED CELEBRITY as well! I bet it's Victor Ebuwa.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

Oh, it was John Fashnau. That's about the level we're playing at tonight.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Lee Sharpe and Iwan Thomas are now going to strip each other naked. Well done all involved.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

Lee Sharpe's gimmick is "Sharp Shooter". He's dressed as Sharpe. You know, the Sean Bean character.

S-seriously?

Fergal (Ferg), Saturday, 30 April 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Yes. And you thought Saturday night TV was dead.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)


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