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THIS WEEK- ANNABEL GILES GETS REAL! KATE LAWLER APPARENTLY STILL A CELEBRITY! ANGERED BY SONNY SIAKI MANAGING TO KILL SOMEONE WITH A BOTCHED MOVE, D'LO VOWS TO CRIPPLE EVEN MORE PEOPLE. ALL THIS AND LESS!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Who do you think they rang up before Joe E Legend to be a team manager? I bet it was Tatanka.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's Hot Rod, coked up to the fucking eyeballs and looking, let's be honest here, like a kiddy-fiddler. I don't remember him talking like Al Jolson after four fillings, though.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Who do you think they rang up before Joe E Legend to be a team manager? I bet it was Max Mini.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Scratchy of TV's Scratchy and Co broke a finger training whilst playing dodgeball. He's wearing a very thick scarf. D'Lo pulls a mournful face. Broken fingers aren't as bad as CRIPPLING DROZ THOUGH ARE THEY?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Hot Rod just announced D'Lo as "The Rock's former tag team partner". Isn't that like calling Vincent "Hulk Hogan's former tag team partner"?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Who do you think they rang up before Joe E Legend to be a team manager? I bet it was Lawrence Taylor.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Both the Crusaders and the Warriors have logos that make them look like ice cream brands from the early 90s. URBAN REALISMS!!!1!!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Leilani makes her entry to the ring accompanied by some of the models from So Graham Norton.

Annabell Giles is accompanied by the sort of low-rate models who advertise mobile phones at any major sports event. Oh wait, are those her daughters?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

ROUND 1: SUMO SLAM. Throw someone off a revolving platform. This incorporates few elements of sumo and no slamming.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Annabell Giles wins by some way or other. They celebrate by playing "Hey Baby" by The DJ Otzis.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Couldn't they have got Wolf from Gladiators on? He'd have provided some much needed, you now, celebrity.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Who do you think they rang up before Joe E Legend to be a team manager? I bet it was the ghost of Les Kellett.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"I told you one of these ladies was gonna be turned into sushi, and sushi's raw" says Roddy Piper.

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"Cocaine's a hell of a drug"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Now: something with a big pole. I dunno.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

You know what gimmick match this could do with?

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YAPAPI STRAP MATCH BROTHA!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

ANNABELL GILES IS TALKING ABOUT HERSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

They're about to announce the replacement celebrity for Scratchy from Scratchy and Co.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

It's Lee Sharpe. Remember him!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1775000/images/_1775293_leesharpe150.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Lee Sharpe's gimmick is "Sharp Shooter". He's dressed as Sharpe. You know, the Sean Bean character.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

And a MASKED CELEBRITY as well! I bet it's Victor Ebuwa.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, it was John Fashnau. That's about the level we're playing at tonight.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Lee Sharpe and Iwan Thomas are now going to strip each other naked. Well done all involved.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Lee Sharpe's gimmick is "Sharp Shooter". He's dressed as Sharpe. You know, the Sean Bean character.

S-seriously?

― Fergal (Ferg), Saturday, 30 April 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. And you thought Saturday night TV was dead.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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