But if it is your own blood, surely it is safe to re-infect yourself with your very own native blood diseases, as opposed to nasty foreign ones.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link
I don't think you need to worry about transmitting diseases to yourself? iana haematologist thoxp
― scotti pruitti (wins), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link
Oh, I think I was thinking of Marcos'/a stranger's blood.
― Yerac, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:31 (six years ago) link
dont worry my blood is clean
― marcos, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link
also delicious
― mark s, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:38 (six years ago) link
hell yeah
i am an adventurous eater tho
i've probably ingested a bit of other people's blood tbrr
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:42 (six years ago) link
the theory that eating something that's already come out of yourself can't harm you seems fairly easy to disprove
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:43 (six years ago) link
ya i mean there are acids in yr stomach that can cause severe damage if escaped from its environment
still
gotta live a little hey
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link
oh yeah i'm not saying don't try it
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link
you have to eat your own blood, but soup or sausage?
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:36 (six years ago) link
I ate a scab (mine own) as a dare when I was in the 7th grade. Come at me...
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:37 (six years ago) link
don't fucking try it NV
― scotti pruitti (wins), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:38 (six years ago) link
the only interaction my wife ever had w/ her great-grandfather was when he told her "promise me that when you bleed you will suck the blood out of your wound"
― marcos, Friday, 2 March 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link
she was descended from Nosferatu??
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:00 (six years ago) link
http://www.czechfreepress.cz/images/stories/domaci/kostelec.png
― mark s, Friday, 2 March 2018 21:03 (six years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/Y5yiYy5EuXUbK/giphy.gif
Got my buddy to help me churn out lbi-blood sausages.
Would try, def.
― Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:56 (six years ago) link
I eat my own blood forever.
― Screames Fartpoop, Friday, 2 March 2018 22:23 (six years ago) link
is this going to be like women eating their own placenta thing?
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:32 (six years ago) link
I've now devised a really good performance art piece based on this idea that touches on scottish national identity and biopolitics. just need to fart out an artist's statement. here's the idea:
Name of piece: Man is the pie that bakes and eats himself
I take the stage, on which there is a doctor's office bed (which i lay on) and small worktop with a hot-plate, a chopping board, some cutlery, a plate etc., and the ingredients to black pudding that are not blood and fat - oatmeal, onion etc.
Medical professionals come in with their various apparatuses and proceed to give me liposuction and to collect some of my blood.
I then use some of the fat and blood to make black pudding
then i eat it.
the end
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:38 (six years ago) link
on next week's chewin the fat
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:48 (six years ago) link
I’m impressed this thread got by without an autofellation joke
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 00:47 (six years ago) link
guy that fucks cars was banned
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 4 March 2018 07:00 (six years ago) link
I would not
― scampo italiano (gyac), Friday, 4 September 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link
no
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 4 September 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link
for money, yes. say a paycheck's worth.
I agree with that. maybe two paychecks.
― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Friday, 4 September 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link
not sure. I mean I eat black pudding, would it really be that different?
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 4 September 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link
i would probably do it
― contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 5 September 2020 00:05 (three years ago) link
how big is this sausage?
― CP Radio Gorgeous (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 5 September 2020 00:07 (three years ago) link
― scampo italiano (gyac), Saturday, 5 September 2020 00:07 (three years ago) link
i felt like i hardly knew you.
― Yerac, Saturday, 5 September 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link
watched a video of a British dude making blood sausage, seriously felt like throwing up when he started pumping it through the casing or whatever 🤢
― brimstead, Saturday, 5 September 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link
black pudding owns especially when you eat it with halloumi
― scampo italiano (gyac), Saturday, 5 September 2020 00:29 (three years ago) link
i like all blood sausage types but the asian ones. I think I prefer it softer and less spice? Now I feel like I need to analyse this while I can.
― Yerac, Saturday, 5 September 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link
I've only had black pudding a couple of times but I feel like I perhaps haven't had good black pudding, it was at a greasy spoon caff in Walthamstow, and it was... OK? but not really much to write home about. tasted kind of rusky.
― CP Radio Gorgeous (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 5 September 2020 00:51 (three years ago) link
If you can get hold of some Clonakilty, i think you’ll like it. Weirdly it’s made from beef rather than pork. Might be sold near you! https://www.clonakiltyblackpudding.ie/united-kingdom/?radius=9999
― scampo italiano (gyac), Saturday, 5 September 2020 09:43 (three years ago) link
most black pudding I've had is really nothing special, there's this scottish mini black pudding you can get in sainsbury's which is pretty good though.
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 5 September 2020 10:14 (three years ago) link
this one - https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/simon-howie-the-wee-black-pudding/880292-470027-470028
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 5 September 2020 10:16 (three years ago) link
You bite your lip, you taste your own blood, what's the difference?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 5 September 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link
The difference is that the sausage is more delicious
― Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Saturday, 5 September 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link
gyac, i found an irish butcher grocer that is somewhat near that I will check out. they do those irish breakfast sandwiches too it seems.
― Yerac, Saturday, 5 September 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link
Nah. I like blood sausage but not that much.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 5 September 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link
if you used one's own blood in a vegan sausage that would probably be best use.
― Yerac, Saturday, 5 September 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link
― scampo italiano (gyac), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
it is kinda funny to think you'd be more comfortable eating a sausage made from someone else's blood than your own
― the late great, Saturday, 5 September 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link
🧛
― pomenitul, Saturday, 5 September 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link
Stornoway black pudding is great
― rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 5 September 2020 18:54 (three years ago) link