Best Nut Reduzx

this has gotta be missing some still ;)

Best for eating out-of-hand: roasted & lightly salted pistachios (nb: shelled!)
Best as an ingredient in baking & cooking: walnuts

for write-in options:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_culinary_nuts

I've used apricot seeds in cooking before but I really wanna taste the Pekea nut and the "paradise nut"

I'm a sucker for fat, gimme macadamia every time in this list (they are all good-to-great except brazil nuts which are bitter and bad)

I’m the exact opposite! Good black walnuts by the handful for snacking, but pistachios in baked goods.

(and almond extract in cookies…)

Marry hazelnuts, f cashews, kill walnuts.

I like almonds and pecans. Cashews are too mushy.

walnuts are weird because in theory I like them but one in ten is somehow disgusting and even the good ones make my mouth feel dry and wrong

For years I avoided walnuts due to childhood memories of them tasting unpleasantly bitter. Later discovered that what I'd had back then were probably rancid... love them now.

marry: almonds
fuck: pine nuts
kill: no nuts. all nuts are good. i've never had a bad nut. except when you get a pistachio that's all shriveled and bitter. kill those i guess.

i'm divorcing almonds and re-marrying walnuts

i have thought about starting a nut poll for years, no joke. usually it pops into my head as i'm falling asleep. but the question of what is a nut always stops me.

I would say Cambridge, MA, summer of '94. what? Oh, I see. Pistachios, then

Did I miss it, or has no one made the "deez" joke?

Anyway, almonds are great, peanuts are practical, but roasted pistachios might be the best.

has no one made the "deez" joke?

Poll: Nuts

I've only recently learned that almonds MUST be roasted, in which case they're god-tier.

Walnuts are super-versatile, eating them raw or in bakes (or even savory dishes).

Cashews are a staple for vegan cooking/baking, and I do like how sweet they are.

1. Almonds - with skin, roasted 15 mins in the oven, no salt. No competition.
2. Piemont hazelnuts
3. Peanuts - with skin, no salt. Alternative: fresh ones, cooked in water. Also peanut butter obviously, the artisanal type, preferably from Africa.

I really like Pecan and Brazil but they're not for daily consumption. I mean, they're really healthy, but good in small portions.

I had a hard time choosing between pistachio and pecan. I voted pecan but it could have gone either way, really.

I once did a huge splurge at the farmers' market and got a jar of pistachio butter and a jar of these insanely delicious nectarine preserves with vanilla bean. This made for a breathtakingly delicious and expensive PB&J.

I don't have a bad word to say about any nuts.

― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 12:09 (fourteen years ago)

Nothing has changed in the last 14 years.

shelled roasted peanuts/groundnuts/monkey nuts are a very nice and cheap variety of nut, but make a hell of mess. When I vac up there always bits of shell that have been walked all over the house. I love Cashews, but too fucking expensive these days. Love Almonds but I don't have a dentist at the moment and worry that they might be chewy enough to break my dodgy old dental crown. Non-salted Pistachios for me, because the salted ones are too much.

Shout out to chestnuts which haven't had enough love so far

They are mentioned on the old thread but I must enter into the renewed conversation Marcona almonds, which to me are an entire nut of their own, mostly because they are god tier whereas regular almonds need to be prepared properly otherwise they are gross

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Almonds because of marzipan, among other uses.

basically can't choose, love them all

the options certainly build up to an operatic climax tho with pine nuts/pistachios/walnuts

voted pine nuts cos I feel they won't get so many votes and they're the one that feels like a special treat, pistachios and walnuts (and cashews) are fundamental to life tho

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Fair