Celebrity Home Cooking

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So, Ron Jeremy is making an appearance in our smallish town tomorrow. After seeing the documentary about him (Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy which was actually a better movie than one would think), I wanted to invite him over for a nice home-cooked meal. Husband says no, because Mr. Jeremy would just think we were coming on to him and besides what would we have for dinner?

I say roast chicken and potatoes, homemade yeast rolls, and either a pie or a cake. Some sort of green vegetable matter as well.

What makes an acceptable home-cooked meal for random celebrities that you might invite over? Would you go for more exotic stuff?

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago)

Don't invite him over unless you know what you're getting into. Those movies he's in where people start having sex for no reason -- they're not fiction! They're documentaries!

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:02 (twenty years ago)

No! Way!

I still think he'd like some roast chicken.

Jaq (Jaq), Friday, 3 December 2004 01:35 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Hey Jaq, did you ever meet him? I read his bio but didn't see teh doc. The biography was pretty good. Very entertaining.

If you invited him, you could have had him: ROAST PIGGIE. ;-)

nathalie, Monday, 18 June 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

Heh, no, and still haven't cooked for any random other celebrities either. Some day though!

Jaq, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

my friend met him once when he spoke at his college! apparently he has advanced degrees in education or something? anyway, i think my friend originally went to see him bc he was ron jeremy but came away being very impressed by him for other reasons! i bet he would have liked your chicken dinner.

tehresa, Monday, 18 June 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, he has a degree and even was an educator (?) at some point. Not sure if you call it educator. But he's not a stupid guy by any means.

nathalie, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 08:54 (eighteen years ago)


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