Yakuza

what a disaster for ps3

great but starts A LOT slower than Yakuza 2

missed opportunity not letting u play yakuza 2 as one of the mini-games

The most fun I've had doing chores for children ever.

yakuza 3 is massive, despite the cuts

this game is great but it doesn't half start v.slowly

and yeah I'd like to bonk a lady but I can hardly complain about cuts with only 2% complete after 5 hours played ^^;

Surprising news!

http://blogs.sega.com/europe/2010/06/08/iamkazuma/#more-2366

Huh! I guess 3 did all right over here.

good news

bring on the kenzan

We’d also like to confirm what we feel is important news for our fans: the Hostess Clubs will be returning in Yakuza 4!

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/06/11/yakuza-4-coming-exclusively-to-ps3-in-spring-2011/

I take full credit for this btw

but where's my parade

thanks cobo, appreciate it

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/08/10/yakuza-3-review.html

Of the three reviewers, only Kuroishi manages to play it all the way to the end. Two of the three are missing their pinkies — in the old days, when a yakuza or his subordinates screwed up, they chopped off pinkies as an act of atonement — and this seems to affect their gameplay.

Ironically, the sections that Shirokawa seemed to enjoy the most were cut out of the US version: mahjong, the sexual massage parlor, and the hostess clubs. After I explain to him what Sega cut from the US version, he said: アメリカ版を買った奴がかわいそうだ。セガＵＳＡが最低だね.(Translation: I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.)

so the next Yakuza game is apparently going to be Yakuza + Left 4 Dead + Dead Rising and I want it

hahaha so desperate!

http://img.game.co.uk/images/content/SpecialEditions/Yakuza4.jpg

I never pre-order games at full price but I feel like I should make an exception for this. Played Yakuza 3 for hours, and still nowhere near doing all of it.

I broke down and got a British buddy to preorder one & mail it to me; for some reason GAME was being an ass and wouldn't let me place a preorder. all worth it for STEELBOOK~ though.

^^^ this just showed up! if anyone else in this stupid country gave a fuck about this magnificent series I would be a bragging-ass jamescobo right about now

Oh yeah? if this series is so good then why doesn't anyone I know lend me a PS3 so I can play this game ;_;

if it makes you happy james you can mad brag to me b/c I am jealous of your Yakuza 4 haves. I will acquire it soon. What extra content is in the "Kuro" edition?

the same DLC available on the NA release. I'm not going to lie, I got it pretty much just for the steelbook because that thing looks fucking BOSS. price ended up being around $60 w/ shipping (i.e. approximately what I would have paid for the non-steelbook NA version) so I just said fuck it.

speaking of steelbooks I really wish I could find a copy of the Vanquish steelbook SE but I only ever see Xbox copies turn up on ebay

started a new game of Yakuza 3 over the weekend and completely lost it at the guy who picks a fight with you over his cat; "GET AWAY FROM MY PUSSY-WUSSY" is almost certainly the greatest line in a video game since "I peacocked your mom"

HD

having never really played any of these (a few mins, maybe, of whichever one was released for free on ps plus for ps3 a few months ago... 0 maybe?) but i just picked up Kiwami because the remake of the 1st game seems like as good a place as any to start. excited to report back with my joy as it unfolds.

Do that

last night i got my first chance to play this game for more than a few mins at a time and boy is it fun and full of memorable stuff. the point where i was like "ok i'm gonna like this" is when i got my heat meter up (which allows kinda finishing moves), grabbed a bicycle, and smashed it over a guy's head, causing me to cackle uncontrollably. the finishers are fucking hilarious. i stuck an orange in a guy's mouth and stepped on his head. i spent like 10 seconds pouring a full kettle of hot water on a dude. and that's before the weird non-combat shit, like meeting a 40-year old circuit racing fan and agreeing to help ihm find a protege or something. this is fucking delightful

It’s such a great series. Currently playing 6 and finally know how to play mahjong Japanese style, so completely obsessed with that. I don’t know what I’ll do when Kiwami 2 comes out in August - finally play Dead Souls? Nah. People are always like “play Sleeping Dogs” but there’s not really that much in common afaict - Yakuza series is all about the fun and/or weird.

There are some amazing heat moves - personally a fan of the pliers and the portable heater. 5 has the best bike heat move ever.

or the fact that there's inexplicably like 30 real liquors in this game you can drink and the bartender talks about how they all taste. kiryu had a laphroaig 10 year yesterday and he told me about its signature smoky taste

xp sleeping dogs is very good but not at all the same imo. doesn't have that weird undercurrent of "is this kusoge?" - it is very much trying to be john woo presents grand theft auto, and succeeds to a limited extent. much more driving as i remember for example. it has its own charm but it's a different kind of charm.

I’m sure I drink more whiskey than I used to because of those delicious descriptions! The games are so full of product placement, including some real shops and restaurants, but it adds to the feeling of authenticity which I suppose is an odd thing to value in a series where you can fight bears and pirate ghosts. There are also guest actors, although none are amazing as Beat Takeshi (in 6).

The minigames are incredible and varied - it’s so easy to just ignore the main story til you feel like returning to it and just spend ages doing karaoke/koi koi/running your cabaret club.

i'm excited to dig into that stuff! also in yakuza 6 there's a bunch of new japan wrestlers so i'm very excited to play *checks notes* the five OTHER games i need to before i get to that one

Yeah there’s a lot of good stuff in there for fans - needless to say, you can fight them all (as well as recruiting them for your own gang)

i'm excited to dig into that stuff! also in yakuza 6 there's a bunch of new japan wrestlers so i'm very excited to play *checks notes* the five OTHER games i need to before i get to that one

― challops trap house (Will M.)

I good and bad news for you, Will:

Good: kiwami is regarded as one of the weakest entry in the series, understandable as it's only a slgightly improved remake of 1, so you're probably in for a treat

Bad: these are loooong games and fatigue might set in rather easily if you try to marathon, I suggest going straight for 6 or whichever you prefer otherwise you might not see the end of it this decade

I'm now partway through 5, at one time one of the playable characters escapes from prison and watches a "have you seen this man?" newscast in a giant screen in the city he's hiding: "Better lay low", he says; 15 minutes later he's fist-fighting a bear in a shopping mall as part of a sidequest.

oh knowing me i won't get to 6 by 2020 but i'm ok with that!

omg this game has bear fighting i cant wait

I started 0 last night and got to the first karaoke part and decided to hang it up for the night. I was hoping that it would have auto-saved, but nope. Oh well, two fights and one rhythm game isn't too much to re-do, thankfully the cutscenes are skippable -- they ARE well-written, though!

I lost a bunch of progress in 0 because opening the item box before I saved crashed the game. Save often

Kiwami adds auto-save and lets you save from the pause menu but is seemingly a much more annoying game in most other ways

I miss non-insane Majima

kiwami 2 adds a "majima mode" where you get a couple of ohurs playing through a mini-story with him, and while he's "crazy" he's like... less... silly. and it ties a nice bow on stuff from a previous game. majima is great

extremely looking forward to Judgment, their new not-quite-yakuza game

finished 0 last night (my wife & my son stayed up with me until 3am doing so, good parenting no?). I think it's the first time I'm gonna do a new game+? or at least the other post-game mode. I barely cracked either of the businesses, and also barely developed the combat trees, and I want to. also I want to spend more time with Majima, maybe we will get married.

yeah i couldn't really get into the management minigames, i was more about the batting cage and bowling

Judgment english release on June 25!

I want to get into the management minigames. I haven't been bowling yet! I only went to the batting cages a couple of times, it was fun but I forgot to go back. I did do a lot of claw games though

The property empire stuff is quite compulsive, and completing the early stages of it is a prerequisite for getting the Very Special Manager from the bowling alley. You also get to do some job interviews

I like the calm satisfaction with which Kiryu says "rank up"

The hostess management stuff felt kind of enh yeah no

You may already know but "premium adventure" using the save file from the end of the game is what lets you do side quests at your leisure with your existing skills, ability to change clothes/location and the story marked as done

I just went back to my pre-last mission save, made loads of property empire progress and overwrote the premium adventure save on that file, which meant I had to then do the grueling final mission again to re-get premium adventure

ha we are loving the training sessions with Yuki in the club. haven't gotten other hostesses yet, so really there's a lot of game left.

Yes, maybe I should just do a premium adventure reload for now. might still do a ng+ later.

the good thing about the hostess game is that when you play it, you get money

the bad thing about the real estate game is that no matter how much money you make, you pour it all back into the game for a loooong time (until you're really conquering the shit out of it, then it pays dividends)

rly makes u think

This sounds like a game I need to get. Is it Yakuza 0 that you guys are taking about?

yes it's Yakuza 0 & it is dope

I am going to need to make a lot of dough to unlock all the fighting abilities so I'm gonna have to make it in the businesses. or maybe in mr moneybags' betting arena, if that's actually a thing?