The most fun I've had doing chores for children ever.
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 22 April 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link
yakuza 3 is massive, despite the cuts
― the poster below this is an A-voter (cozen), Sunday, 2 May 2010 10:06 (fourteen years ago) link
this game is great but it doesn't half start v.slowly
and yeah I'd like to bonk a lady but I can hardly complain about cuts with only 2% complete after 5 hours played ^^;
― cozen, Sunday, 2 May 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Surprising news!
http://blogs.sega.com/europe/2010/06/08/iamkazuma/#more-2366
― Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Huh! I guess 3 did all right over here.
― Nhex, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link
good news
bring on the kenzan
― flamelurker (cozen), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link
We’d also like to confirm what we feel is important news for our fans: the Hostess Clubs will be returning in Yakuza 4!
http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/06/11/yakuza-4-coming-exclusively-to-ps3-in-spring-2011/
― Jeff LeVine, Friday, 11 June 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I take full credit for this btw
but where's my parade
― Can the XBox 360 endure a virgin birth? (jamescobo), Friday, 11 June 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
thanks cobo, appreciate it
― EVALUATION COPY (cozen), Friday, 11 June 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/08/10/yakuza-3-review.html
― Nhex, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Of the three reviewers, only Kuroishi manages to play it all the way to the end. Two of the three are missing their pinkies — in the old days, when a yakuza or his subordinates screwed up, they chopped off pinkies as an act of atonement — and this seems to affect their gameplay.
― are you some kinda rap version of marc loi (stevie), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Ironically, the sections that Shirokawa seemed to enjoy the most were cut out of the US version: mahjong, the sexual massage parlor, and the hostess clubs. After I explain to him what Sega cut from the US version, he said: アメリカ版を買った奴がかわいそうだ。セガUSAが最低だね.(Translation: I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.)
― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
so the next Yakuza game is apparently going to be Yakuza + Left 4 Dead + Dead Rising and I want it
― Ride decided to give birth to a giant poop log & disguise it as a CD (jamescobo), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 05:22 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha so desperate!
― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img.game.co.uk/images/content/SpecialEditions/Yakuza4.jpg
I never pre-order games at full price but I feel like I should make an exception for this. Played Yakuza 3 for hours, and still nowhere near doing all of it.
― oppet, Saturday, 12 February 2011 11:19 (thirteen years ago) link
I broke down and got a British buddy to preorder one & mail it to me; for some reason GAME was being an ass and wouldn't let me place a preorder. all worth it for STEELBOOK~ though.
― "earth of the butt" (jamescobo), Monday, 14 February 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ this just showed up! if anyone else in this stupid country gave a fuck about this magnificent series I would be a bragging-ass jamescobo right about now
― the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh yeah? if this series is so good then why doesn't anyone I know lend me a PS3 so I can play this game ;_;
― Postmodern Bourbon Development (Will M.), Thursday, 24 March 2011 07:55 (thirteen years ago) link
if it makes you happy james you can mad brag to me b/c I am jealous of your Yakuza 4 haves. I will acquire it soon. What extra content is in the "Kuro" edition?
― lightning wrangler extraordinaire (Matt D), Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link
the same DLC available on the NA release. I'm not going to lie, I got it pretty much just for the steelbook because that thing looks fucking BOSS. price ended up being around $60 w/ shipping (i.e. approximately what I would have paid for the non-steelbook NA version) so I just said fuck it.
― the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
speaking of steelbooks I really wish I could find a copy of the Vanquish steelbook SE but I only ever see Xbox copies turn up on ebay
― the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
started a new game of Yakuza 3 over the weekend and completely lost it at the guy who picks a fight with you over his cat; "GET AWAY FROM MY PUSSY-WUSSY" is almost certainly the greatest line in a video game since "I peacocked your mom"
― you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
HD
― am0n, the road to nowhere (cozen), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
having never really played any of these (a few mins, maybe, of whichever one was released for free on ps plus for ps3 a few months ago... 0 maybe?) but i just picked up Kiwami because the remake of the 1st game seems like as good a place as any to start. excited to report back with my joy as it unfolds.
― challops trap house (Will M.), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link
Do that
― calstars, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link
last night i got my first chance to play this game for more than a few mins at a time and boy is it fun and full of memorable stuff. the point where i was like "ok i'm gonna like this" is when i got my heat meter up (which allows kinda finishing moves), grabbed a bicycle, and smashed it over a guy's head, causing me to cackle uncontrollably. the finishers are fucking hilarious. i stuck an orange in a guy's mouth and stepped on his head. i spent like 10 seconds pouring a full kettle of hot water on a dude. and that's before the weird non-combat shit, like meeting a 40-year old circuit racing fan and agreeing to help ihm find a protege or something. this is fucking delightful
― challops trap house (Will M.), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 13:22 (six years ago) link
It’s such a great series. Currently playing 6 and finally know how to play mahjong Japanese style, so completely obsessed with that. I don’t know what I’ll do when Kiwami 2 comes out in August - finally play Dead Souls? Nah. People are always like “play Sleeping Dogs” but there’s not really that much in common afaict - Yakuza series is all about the fun and/or weird.
There are some amazing heat moves - personally a fan of the pliers and the portable heater. 5 has the best bike heat move ever.
― gyac, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 13:32 (six years ago) link
or the fact that there's inexplicably like 30 real liquors in this game you can drink and the bartender talks about how they all taste. kiryu had a laphroaig 10 year yesterday and he told me about its signature smoky taste
xp sleeping dogs is very good but not at all the same imo. doesn't have that weird undercurrent of "is this kusoge?" - it is very much trying to be john woo presents grand theft auto, and succeeds to a limited extent. much more driving as i remember for example. it has its own charm but it's a different kind of charm.
― challops trap house (Will M.), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 13:38 (six years ago) link
I’m sure I drink more whiskey than I used to because of those delicious descriptions! The games are so full of product placement, including some real shops and restaurants, but it adds to the feeling of authenticity which I suppose is an odd thing to value in a series where you can fight bears and pirate ghosts. There are also guest actors, although none are amazing as Beat Takeshi (in 6).
The minigames are incredible and varied - it’s so easy to just ignore the main story til you feel like returning to it and just spend ages doing karaoke/koi koi/running your cabaret club.
― gyac, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 13:44 (six years ago) link
i'm excited to dig into that stuff! also in yakuza 6 there's a bunch of new japan wrestlers so i'm very excited to play *checks notes* the five OTHER games i need to before i get to that one
― challops trap house (Will M.), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:01 (six years ago) link
Yeah there’s a lot of good stuff in there for fans - needless to say, you can fight them all (as well as recruiting them for your own gang)
― gyac, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link
― challops trap house (Will M.)
I good and bad news for you, Will:
Good: kiwami is regarded as one of the weakest entry in the series, understandable as it's only a slgightly improved remake of 1, so you're probably in for a treat
Bad: these are loooong games and fatigue might set in rather easily if you try to marathon, I suggest going straight for 6 or whichever you prefer otherwise you might not see the end of it this decade
I'm now partway through 5, at one time one of the playable characters escapes from prison and watches a "have you seen this man?" newscast in a giant screen in the city he's hiding: "Better lay low", he says; 15 minutes later he's fist-fighting a bear in a shopping mall as part of a sidequest.
― chihuahuau, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link
oh knowing me i won't get to 6 by 2020 but i'm ok with that!
omg this game has bear fighting i cant wait
― challops trap house (Will M.), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 21:39 (six years ago) link
I started 0 last night and got to the first karaoke part and decided to hang it up for the night. I was hoping that it would have auto-saved, but nope. Oh well, two fights and one rhythm game isn't too much to re-do, thankfully the cutscenes are skippable -- they ARE well-written, though!
― Gaseous Clay (Leee), Friday, 1 March 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link
I lost a bunch of progress in 0 because opening the item box before I saved crashed the game. Save often
Kiwami adds auto-save and lets you save from the pause menu but is seemingly a much more annoying game in most other ways
I miss non-insane Majima
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 1 March 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link
kiwami 2 adds a "majima mode" where you get a couple of ohurs playing through a mini-story with him, and while he's "crazy" he's like... less... silly. and it ties a nice bow on stuff from a previous game. majima is great
― they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Friday, 1 March 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link
extremely looking forward to Judgment, their new not-quite-yakuza game
― ciderpress, Friday, 1 March 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link
finished 0 last night (my wife & my son stayed up with me until 3am doing so, good parenting no?). I think it's the first time I'm gonna do a new game+? or at least the other post-game mode. I barely cracked either of the businesses, and also barely developed the combat trees, and I want to. also I want to spend more time with Majima, maybe we will get married.
― L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 13:22 (five years ago) link
yeah i couldn't really get into the management minigames, i was more about the batting cage and bowling
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:04 (five years ago) link
Judgment english release on June 25!
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 15:39 (five years ago) link
I want to get into the management minigames. I haven't been bowling yet! I only went to the batting cages a couple of times, it was fun but I forgot to go back. I did do a lot of claw games though
― L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:10 (five years ago) link
The property empire stuff is quite compulsive, and completing the early stages of it is a prerequisite for getting the Very Special Manager from the bowling alley. You also get to do some job interviews
I like the calm satisfaction with which Kiryu says "rank up"
The hostess management stuff felt kind of enh yeah no
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link
You may already know but "premium adventure" using the save file from the end of the game is what lets you do side quests at your leisure with your existing skills, ability to change clothes/location and the story marked as done
I just went back to my pre-last mission save, made loads of property empire progress and overwrote the premium adventure save on that file, which meant I had to then do the grueling final mission again to re-get premium adventure
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:24 (five years ago) link
ha we are loving the training sessions with Yuki in the club. haven't gotten other hostesses yet, so really there's a lot of game left.
Yes, maybe I should just do a premium adventure reload for now. might still do a ng+ later.
― L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link
the good thing about the hostess game is that when you play it, you get money
the bad thing about the real estate game is that no matter how much money you make, you pour it all back into the game for a loooong time (until you're really conquering the shit out of it, then it pays dividends)
rly makes u think
― they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link
This sounds like a game I need to get. Is it Yakuza 0 that you guys are taking about?
― calstars, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:43 (five years ago) link
yes it's Yakuza 0 & it is dope
I am going to need to make a lot of dough to unlock all the fighting abilities so I'm gonna have to make it in the businesses. or maybe in mr moneybags' betting arena, if that's actually a thing?
― L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link
I lost track of time last night, the main story is pretty grim but the side quests are admirably goofy. Mechanically fun to play too, so who needs GYA?
― Gaseous Clay (Leee), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link
I assume you all are playing on ps4? I see there’s a pc version
― calstars, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link
I'm on PS4 (and GYA should be GTA).
― Gaseous Clay (Leee), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link