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ah really - i got an amazing cutscene where i brought him to her and she turned into this gross wraith and asked him to kiss her to remove the curse. and he kissed her and died, it was v touching.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 11:39 (eight years ago) link

I did the same. I think the crone one is basically that village and the Baron and his wife vs a bunch of orphans. I chose the former.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 16:31 (eight years ago) link

"crawl back under your rock"

am0n, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link

it always makes me a little sad when geralt says out loud "looks like a storm" as he has nobody there to talk to :-( :-( :-(

jamiesummerz, Thursday, 7 January 2016 13:18 (eight years ago) link

Just a lonely guy, thinking about how it looks like a storm because of all the heavy rain and lightning there's been for the past four minutes

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 7 January 2016 13:43 (eight years ago) link

woah there roach

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:09 (eight years ago) link

dlc is hard

am0n, Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:42 (eight years ago) link

game is p good at changing the atmosphere as you go through it - just got to oxenfurt after a lot of wandering south of midcopse (lots of bandit camps - bandit camps are definitely my favourite sidequest) - the music and atmosphere at oxenfurt is brilliant, and the way it looks.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 9 January 2016 00:20 (eight years ago) link

agree that bandit camps are the most fun --- the parry/counter mechanic works a lot better with humans is part of it, i think

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 9 January 2016 00:43 (eight years ago) link

game is p good at changing the atmosphere as you go through it - just got to oxenfurt after a lot of wandering south of midcopse (lots of bandit camps - bandit camps are definitely my favourite sidequest) - the music and atmosphere at oxenfurt is brilliant, and the way it looks.

yeah, really like how Velen is all creepy scraping noises and sad violins and the whole region feeling like it's really base and sick and tragic

then you spend the whole big colourful capital city section with everyone dressed in bright colours and the most maddeningly infectious chirpy lute riff everywhere you go

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 9 January 2016 00:49 (eight years ago) link

agree that bandit camps are the most fun --- the parry/counter mechanic works a lot better with humans is part of it, i think

yeah there's more of a sense of carnage than i dunno, using a yrden to kill some irritating wraith.

btwi know it says blocking is for humans and dodging is for monsters, but mostly i dodge humans too, like my general tactic for big groups is a huge igni, preceded by an enhanced dragon's dream, if i have time - then i try to pick off anyone who got major burn damage. i dodge constantly and back off so it's just me vs one guy and i don't get surrounded. sometimes use mind control if the guy has a shield, but usually igni and quick attack does the job. i barely ever use strong attack or aard. i don't use block much either, dodge seems to work even better.

some of the midcopse bandit camps are cool, they had like 20 level three bandits instead of a few stronger ones - there are loads of new animations for killing people who are at a far lower level.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 9 January 2016 01:14 (eight years ago) link

lol what have i become

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 9 January 2016 01:15 (eight years ago) link

i ended up abandoning fallout 35 hours in (i just didn't care anymore) and diving into this instead, mostly due to checking in on this thread on occasion and getting jealous. i'm level 4.5 or so, having just cleared out everything in white orchard (i think) and talked to the emperor.

the combat is great. i was awful at first because i was just mashing attacks and leaving myself open. now i'm learning how to hang back a little, and leveling up and getting better sign skills modifies things in a pleasing way as well. i know there's a stamina system of sorts during combat so that you have to occasionally recharge rather than attacking endlessly, but i can't seem to find the indicator on the HUD. it's almost better that way, though, because i find myself reacting intuitively and guessing at when i've recharged enough, rather than relying on an indicator to tell me i'm good to go.

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2016 22:48 (eight years ago) link

the voice acting is so much better than fallout, too, although i really hate the Batman growl that most video game action heroes seem to use.

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2016 22:49 (eight years ago) link

this game is stupid good and very addictive. always one more thing to do, one more element to finish the current storyline, one more quick run to get some food and water to prepare for a run at what might be a boss.

xpost but still, i'll take that over fallout's incredibly lame beaver cleaver voice for the main character

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link

i wish i could delete the gwenty quest (gotta collect 'em all!) because i swore a sacred oath to never, ever play that game again.

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2016 22:54 (eight years ago) link

Been kind of getting into Gwent the last few times I've played, actually.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Monday, 11 January 2016 22:56 (eight years ago) link

once you have a few hero cards in your deck does gwent just become easy mode? or does it get more challenging

﷽ (diamonddave85), Friday, 22 January 2016 18:29 (eight years ago) link

Oh by the way the Witcher 2 is free on xbox 360 at the moment, I won't link to it because it's different for different regions but it's searchable at xbox.com. Also playable on Xbox One via back compatibility. You'll need to grab it soon though, think it expires in a few days.

JimD, Friday, 22 January 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link

gwent tends to become more strategic once you have a few good cards unless you're playing the local inkeep or nonquest types in which case then, yes, very much easy mode.

ulysses, Friday, 22 January 2016 19:30 (eight years ago) link

I SIGNED UP FOR A GWENT TOURNAMENT NOT FISTS OF FURY AGHHHHHHHHG

﷽ (diamonddave85), Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:48 (eight years ago) link

one minor gripe would be that the story gets kinda tedious and overbearing somewhere from bloody baron to the novigrad and the missions finding dandelion. like some really long cut scenes and i was starting to feel like skipping them. i'm not sure finding ciri is that interesting a storyline.

how completist are you all being? i've done big clusters of question marks in some areas, but this game seems to be just vast - and like if i'm in the city where the missions advance the main quest, i'm more likely to keep pressing on with that.

have to say since i got advanced dragons dream and advanced grapeshot, and coupled these with a v levelled up igni, i am causing mayhem. like these gigantic mushroom cloud explosions and limbs fly everywhere. it's hilarious.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 24 January 2016 10:33 (eight years ago) link

my problem is i'm too completionist, so if i see question marks i can't stop myself doing them... which means if i sit down for 3 hours, 2 hours of that will be side quests or just treasure hunt, and so i'm getting through main story VERY SLOWLY. I know some people have shot through the main story in 40-50 hours or so as they ignored the side quests etc... so its really down to what you as a person want to do!

but yes finding dandelion was a bit of a bore at points - but then it also had the stage play etc!
enjoying skellige much more now i've moved onto that.

jamiesummerz, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 12:55 (eight years ago) link

these games would be way better with a silent character-created protagonist rather than reddit wish fulfillment sex having cool guy geralt.

adam, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 14:39 (eight years ago) link

^ a thousand times this; i feel very PUA sleazy picking the obvious sexytimes answer tree

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 15:35 (eight years ago) link

lol true

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 15:45 (eight years ago) link

though i suppose you could argue it's an attempt at reprogramming the users

"hmmmm... should i act like a total asshole to this woman or treat her human? i guess i'll treat her human"
three hours later
"holy shit everyone in this game wants to fuck me... i've got to start treating women human IRL i guess"

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 16:03 (eight years ago) link

"also, i need to get rippling abs, learn magic and splurge on those catseye contacts"

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 16:03 (eight years ago) link

i feel like the gamification of human interaction is the creepiest thing about those kinda dudes

adam, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 16:05 (eight years ago) link

sometimes geralt (and this game) surprise me with wit. not often i guess, and i'm damning with faint praise, but there's a p decent wit bubbling under in this game, relative to other games.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

lol at the irish accents on skellige.

the graphics there are amazing.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 11 February 2016 23:15 (eight years ago) link

This is a great game. For me (and not that I play many games) it combines the best aspects of Red Dead Redemption and the better Assassins Creed games.

I've not long reached Skellige, as well. Lovin it. Loving the vastness of the whole game. Like, when you get a new mission you go to the map to see where you have to go and you follow the yellow arrow, and you follow it and follow it and follow it, and it just scrolls for ages and it's like ho-ly fuck. I'm gonna be at something of a loss when I complete it all, tbh. lol.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 11 February 2016 23:33 (eight years ago) link

I got overwhelmed by the size and stopped to play Arkham Knight.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Friday, 12 February 2016 01:35 (eight years ago) link

yeah i took a lil time out from playing anything and found it a lot easier to jump back into arkham knight and shadows of mordor (which i still haven't really figured out) for a few quick punchups than heading straight back into the vastness of the witcher. excited too because i just sorted out a projector/screen setup and it's totally indulgent and awesome, this game looks fantastic at 120"

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 12 February 2016 02:39 (eight years ago) link

Some intense games of Gwent happening over here.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Friday, 19 February 2016 01:45 (eight years ago) link

lambert, lambert, what a prick

jamiesummerz, Friday, 19 February 2016 16:01 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reQNMG1sMng

am0n, Friday, 19 February 2016 19:39 (eight years ago) link

amaziing. that tune really gets the blood up for slaughtering some novigrad street gangs.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 20 February 2016 01:33 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

FINISHED. got a good ending. what a game!

jamiesummerz, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:39 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

witcher 3 is good

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link

yes! have to get back into it. so fun to play stoned for hours on a wintery day .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 17:16 (eight years ago) link

Beat the actual game. Started on the DLC but haven't gotten very far. Total blast though.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 17:41 (eight years ago) link

i recently started on this too. i had tried the first one at the time and hated it so i mentally wrote the series off since. but i saw and got so many recommendations for 3 that i had to get it in the end and yeah it is exceptional. movement still nearly as clunky as i remember it from 1 tho.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link

i finished the tutorial area and just started on the next area. it's so huge, and i love that the side quests and stuff are well written and interesting. i haven't really delved into gwent at all. is it the kind of thing that gives advantages or just a bit of fun on the side? should i worry about it now or can i go back to it later?

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 17:58 (eight years ago) link

Worry about it now because you'll need the special cards from certain characters (like the Baron) that will disappear and you'll never catch up with the quality level of cards NPCs have in Skellige or Novigrad.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 18:13 (eight years ago) link

it's also just fun. it's a p nicely designed game and quick to play a match

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link

don't worry about the vastness, just enjoy the fact that even the smallest side quest is going to be pure quality, and there are hundreds of hours of enjoyment in that thing. I actually think the story of Hearts Of Stone is better than the base game, it really is wonderful....

due to this year of shittiness i've actually kept blood and wine back for as long as possible, first reason being so that i have a guaranteed excellent thing to enjoy in christmas holidays, and second reason being that i'm gonna be fucking sad when i have no more of this to play.

jamiesummerz, Thursday, 17 November 2016 10:21 (eight years ago) link

fuck gwent if it doesn't appeal, i never played it even once.

this is the best game.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 November 2016 10:40 (eight years ago) link

well i played it once, but after that i never played it again.

must try the expansion packs, though i still haven't finished the original, i'm too addicted to randomly grinding my way around the question marks. there's nothing i love more than a huge bandit camp.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 November 2016 10:41 (eight years ago) link


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