game-related lolz of some fashion

little milkshake duck warning here that you might wanna be careful how far back you dig into the dunkey catalog

Mario Kart is about learning to accept the blue shell with equanimity.

Ulysses- what's to worry about?

standard internet numbskullisms

Well there's some of that in the recent videos too, probably a lot less though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_XhRZw6xAE&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_XhRZw6xAE

Now laughing at Dunkey in Remakes & Remasters video "some sick fuck degenerate decided to colour code every single banana"

あまりにも神ゲー… pic.twitter.com/DnRv5KG6UB

— 中段見てからしゃがむの余裕マン (@P_MEN876) January 22, 2018

fuckin delightful

lmao

okay now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr5EuMxsOic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8iBBJE_MZ0

i have never played a single MGS game but dunkey's supercut here just cracked me UP

https://i.imgur.com/aMwloJ1.png

While video game collecting is a popular hobby, video game art collecting is a more rarefied avocation. That’s probably because there are so few pieces to go around. There are thousands of copies of Battletoads In Battlemaniacs for the Super Nintendo, but only one original painting of its box artwork—and that’s owned by Dan, a 42-year-old accountant from Vancouver, British Columbia who’s been hunting down original game art for the last decade.

Recently, he posted a massive bounty for one of his holy grails—he’ll pay $100,000 for the original box art used on the NES game Contra. Yep, that’s five zeroes.

In an age before high-res digital art and Photoshop, the covers of game boxes were painted by hand and photographed for the box cover. The paintings had to be done larger than the final product, so the original art is usually around 18 by 24 inches, with larger examples going up to about 20 by 30 inches in size.

Dan, who asked Kotaku not to use his last name over privacy concerns, began as a garden-variety game collector, at one point amassing a near-complete set of games for the Nintendo Entertainment System that were still sealed in the original shrinkwrap. That all changed, he said, when he bought his first pieces of art.

Dan works with financial numbers for a living but doesn't know anything about how money works. Dan is an accountant in Vancouver who is concerned about his privacy but doesn't know how privacy works.

(ok, he probably has an idea about much he's overpaying for box art but has a passion for it and doesn't care how much he's getting ripped off. it's probably not right to say he doesn't know anything about how money works. sorry dan, all of this is totally normal)

https://68.media.tumblr.com/eceb5639b8d362913a21cb63c185b2f7/tumblr_p3fglvbADE1utw2woo1_1280.png

http://images.nintendolife.com/news/2018/01/random_images_resurface_from_1994_showing_nintendo_destroying_counterfeit_games_with_a_steamroller/attachment/3/original.jpg

Nintendo games seem to be a particularly popular option for counterfeit product makers; the chances of finding a whole host of knock-off goods from any car boot sale or eBay search is scarily high. While we don't always see how companies such as the 'Big N' deal with such matters, these recently rediscovered photos show what is possibly the best method we could ever imagine.

Enter the steamroller. Found by the archivists at Gamegeschiedenis, these images of counterfeit Nintendo products being crushed were reportedly taken in the Netherlands back in 1994. The photos featuring some lucky employee whose job was to go around stomping on the fake games in a Mario outfit stood out as a particular highlight to us, although that actually does seem like a good way to put across a strong message to potential fraudsters.

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2018/01/random_images_resurface_from_1994_showing_nintendo_destroying_counterfeit_games_with_a_steamroller

some real funny images at the link

VIDEOPULP

I want that Kratos tat on my face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uC3cC4gG9Q

I was up far too late doing this. pic.twitter.com/ndd9UqRjVW

— Jake L (@jaykayell_) February 9, 2018

i had to google Steamed Hams the other day. it's a forgettable joke from the declining years of classic era Simpsons. no idea why it's a huge deal and a giant meme. people have a lot of time on their hands.

WHICH ONE OF YOU INCANDESCENT GENIUSES RUNS THIS ACCOUNT

https://twitter.com/YakuzaNoContext

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— Yakuza Without Context (@YakuzaNoContext) February 6, 2018

yet another social situation where doing the worm is not appropriate

the magical thing about yakuza is that context doesn’t actually add much to these screenshots, it really is a straight-faced gangster sim that also finds room for utterly batshit side-missions

i had to google Steamed Hams the other day. it's a forgettable joke from the declining years of classic era Simpsons

what no

that's one of the all-time best Simpsons episodes and I remembered that entire dialogue even though I hadn't seen it in over a decade

http://store.steampowered.com/app/769060/Dab_on_em_Haterz/

the episode is uneven, but the Skinner/Chalmers bit is a masterpiece

I think the meme has peaked though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uIcXRbZ458

also - https://www.tofugu.com/travel/84-members-only-nintendo-bar/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ki4YBoI5s

me when someone disrespects the majesty of Steamed Hams

pic.twitter.com/REkWuiUNaP

— Yakuza Without Context (@YakuzaNoContext) January 13, 2018

ps

pic.twitter.com/IgQWWeUoVz

— Yakuza Without Context (@YakuzaNoContext) January 12, 2018

hey give Adam a break on the steamed hams thing, you gotta remember he is from Utica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdwxq512u8A

Love how steamed hams and yakuza got brought up itt completely independently, then someone posts that high-effort high-quality bootleg of the two, because of course that exists! Everything exists, apparently.

This guy's thinking dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVibNKrp8sQ

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/bfixbnUHkwBfnJVEhMBvyT-650-80.jpg

Is that kingdom come? That game looks both very bad and possibly really fun to goof around in? I’m waiting til it’s $10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgTGg1kUQCo

There may be some debate about whether this counts as 'hilarious' or 'punishingly masochistic' but I'm dying atm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ejhCBkZtU

(NB: I find abysmal video game voice acting endlessly amusing.)

https://www.filfre.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/lm2-6.png

(from this fantastic article at Digital Antiquarian - breaking down exactly why i had to follow all those instructions to make all those boot disks circa 1990-1993...)

the other week i got lost in that site. highly recommended

oh god that article. i lived through the era - i remember tweaking for EMS, XMS, etc - and it's killing me reading it

God yeah, boot discs! DOS=HIGH,UMB is real Proustian madeleine stuff. And sometimes resigning yourself to playing something without sound or mouse, because the game needed the memory those drivers would otherwise be taking up. Where did I learn to do this stuff? Feel like it can only have been through readme.txt files, we definitely weren't googling it (and ahem I rarely had manuals for the games I was playing in those days either).

LshiftOshift2starshift2comma8comma1

i have perpetually toyed with "load quote star quote" and "comma eight comma one" as either artist or album names for myself, should i ever finish any more music and need names for it. such powerful, imprinting incantations. what did they mean? why couldn't you just load? who knows! i always typed them. sometimes the disk had written instructions on it to type something else and i did that too. my great proustian cue though is the sound of the c64 disk drive in action.

i think a lot of the boot disk know-how was circulated via BBS and/or by friends of friends, sort of like how pirate copies seemed to get around even though we didn't know THAT many other people with computers. some of it may have even been in game manuals or otherwise provided by the publishers. hilariously, i think the toughest time i ever had getting a game to work was in the late 90s when i picked up a vintage copy of Serpent Isle --- back when it came out, origin had had its games' exectuables load their own proprietary memory manager to strongarm the system into giving the game the resources it wanted. utterly incompatible with windows 95. we got there eventually but the real solution was to rebuild a state-of-the-art 1992 machine, which i then mostly devoted to wing commander replays.