thread of tim rogers content (do not read if you hate tim rogers)

hollow knight is low b/c he played it last year jeez yall didn't listen to all 44 minutes did you xp

year of impact

PCs are powerpoint

of course I paid attention to all 44 minutes, and I might do it over again!

it's possible that talking-fast-over-a-video is him at his finest.

This is a terrible thing to say about anyone, but having a look at the Shadow of the Tomb Raider video you might have it right.

The sheer amount of video editing he must do for these is pretty intense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y48DgYY6GVA

shooting zombies is the vegetarian version of murder

his story about jonathan blow (#4, braid) is interesting and kind of sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqnAx3gx99w

this is one franchise I just solidly dng

yeah, i don't really like disney that much so i got really bored about 3 hours into the first game and never came back

lol, though, that video is great, one of his very best

he's pretty OTM there

lol after all that kotaku made him do their review of the game anyway

It’s good

https://kotaku.com/kingdom-hearts-iii-the-kotaku-review-5113989

i wish it was a video review, i much prefer him in video format

Those take him like seventy times as long is the thing. I still like his writing. I want his novel to come out.

ciderpress, you're in luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvBcSY9vC3o

thats not a scripted review its just bonus footage & ad-libbing

Tim Rogers ad libbing is more entertaining than most prepared material tbf

Another person who rules is Gita imo

I dig the whole Kotaku crew; Paul Tamayo seems like a very chill dude

However, Tim is the only one who I'll read a novella-length review of a game I have no interest in ever playing (e.g., Kingdom Hearts)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1IoIOjMqxQ

I truly don't even know what he's going on about this time but I love him all the same

this one gets away from me a bit too much but i like the part about god hand

lol, he references kael in the first fifteen seconds

"yet, if games is turds, these turds happen only after a community collaboration"
you gotta like this guy

i gotta get somethin off my chest: every single time i see the letters “PHD” i *immediately* say “Paul Homas Danderson” and “Philip Heemore Doffman” in my head simultaneously

— tim rogers (@108) April 2, 2019

silby makes a cameo in his e3 predictions vid

Star treatment really, I was flattered

lol congrats!

haha, just watched that and was wondering if that was ilx's silby

Accept no substitutes

is his face as punchable IRL?

he looks and acts the same irl as in his videos if that's what you're asking

<3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43a2H7LQ1Xs

I'm love him

Maybe his best work yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA7O6aNzLLw

sold me on it
i prefer not to watch him talk though, triggers some rough highschool flashbacks

oh dear

you went to hs with him? or just generally?

also, i guess related (ppl who went to school with tim) did anyone ever listen to the insert credit podcast way back when he talked about going to college with j*red f*gle? because holy fuck. i think it was a couple years before dude got caught being a creep and tim just talks for 15 minutes about how much of a creep dude was

hmm no i think i misremembered. episode apparently came out around the same time as the bust.

no i didn't actually go to school with TR, I just mean to say i and most of my friends were luminous cave newts in glasses who would expostulate nonstop with one another in eltingville-style logorrhea-offs about video games and seeing him free verse about kojima gives me the fear that there's a pop quiz in spanish

Happy to listen to him talk though! can just pass on including his face in the story. no offense!

i totally get that. there's nothing that throws me into a rage faster than someone who acts like me at some previous stage in my life. it's like FUCK OFF MAN

yep. i have no greater scorn for anything than what i used to be. Looking forward to hating current me in the future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVImwSb4EYU

That was really enjoyable. "In other words, like all video games, Death Stranding is *exactly* like Dark Souls. It should be called 'Tark Souls.'" Extra amusing to me because I've never played any Metal Gear games and only know them from one or two iterations of Smash Brothers, where the guy always reminds me of Snake Eyes from GI Joe, and what few clips I've seen of this one seem the farthest from a sneaky ninja assassin game, so it's hard for me to make a connection between that concept and whatever the hell this game seems to be. So I guess I'm ... excited? Curious? Certainly entertained by the simmering hype.

More people should review games months before they play them.

incredible stuff

https://youtu.be/kCf75gfZhXo

Watched that this morning; did not check the TRT before I started lol

agree w lagoon on all of the above but so far the only thing that feels artful abt the new one to me is that it might take me 2.5 years to get thru which is a clever way to reference the 2.5 years it took to make

the new one doesnt sound great tbf but i havent checked it out yet

New one is a real dud. Pretty much plays to all his weaknesses and none of his strengths. Made it through first hour awake and second hour drifting in and out of sleep and I think that’s all I can take, especially since I’ve already played through this not particularly great game already.

Even on the official thread on the Action Button Reddit there are basically no fans of it.

ok lol lets do this

https://i.imgur.com/BxomVDR.png

I agree with you completely lagoon, except that I've unfortunately watched the new one

damn people really are not liking it lol im only 15 minutes in so idk, i will say noir as schtick kinda hurts my feelings since i love raymond chandler

my fav stuff hes done are still some of the old kotaku review vids particularly the forza horizon 4 and hyrule warriors ones. all the same insight and weird gonzo tangents but in a much more digestible 20-minute package

the cyberpunk review was interesting because I can't think of anyone else who delves into not just the mechanics of games but why they work both in function and as a subjective reviewer. the entire video breakdown of how many minutes of cutscenes versus action versus travel time is just pure statistical wonkery but then he'll launch into how the dramatic bits resonated

it's like a car mechanic disassembling the entire car and then later going on a cross-country drive to enjoy the experience once everything's back together

Let's Play: Dress Up with 1940s Menswear