Yakuza

Man I was so close to beating Mr. Shakedown yesterday, but as I have no chill, I tightened up when I saw that I had him down to an inch of his life bar (and I forgot to imbibe some Staminan).

perhaps it is you that has become mr shakedown

Irl lol

https://blog.us.playstation.com/2019/03/07/judgment-launches-june-25-how-the-yakuza-spinoff-reinvents-localization/

man i always go with english dubs if they exist, as a rule, but might have to make an exception for this

Just got introduced to Mishima, he's one smooth operator.

This is a good game. Like, sometimes I feel like I ought to play another game as a palate cleanser or change of pace, but then I do a side quest where I keep chasing video game thieves, or thinking about writing postcards, or some other blessedly silly thing and the next thing I know I should've been asleep an hour ago.

PS I just unlocked businesses, am I about to be sucked into a vortex??

PPS I like when Majima (not Mishima) does his obsequious civilian voice.

Yes, businesses take ages, I spent at least a couple of weeks on cabaret club czar. Tbf though real estate is where you’ll make all the money! This is the only game where it’s piss easy to make money so enjoy it while it lasts.

PPPS I am sad that I could not go by I Heart Nishiki.

ME TOO

Haha, truly no decision is too small to be exempt from the JRPG "actually no, you were only allowed to choose this one option" convention

uh oh
https://gematsu.com/2019/03/sega-halts-judgement-shipments-and-digital-sales-in-japan-following-actor-pierre-takis-arrest

[camera rapidly zooms in on Kiryu's surprised eyes]

would suck ass if this just gets cancelled after getting an official release date but seems like it's up in the air now

Who would have thought that managing a cabaret club would be so complicated?

I get a kick out of how for hostesses, their HP stands for hospitality points.

Fatality due to lack of hospitality ?

I’ve officially caught cabaret fever.

Is it worth trying to level Akemi? Her health (sorry, hospitality) is low she’s hard to use steadily. I have a couple golds and a deep enough silver bench and some of the bronze hostesses can basically cover for her.

I maxed them all out! The worst one to max is Chizu fwiw because she isn’t strong in anything.

What good hostesses do you have and what club are you challenging?

I only just figured out how to play (my first attempts I was literally assigning hostesses at random), so I haven’t even challenged Club Mars yet. So aside from Yuki, my highest ranked hostesses are Seiko and Dolly (whom I unlocked recently so she’s only level 2 and so far still very squishy).

I looked up the Etsuko sub stories so I’ll be recruiting her next.

Etsuko, Erranda and Miss Isobe are the most valuable substory recruits, Miss Isobe is the hardest but will make money hand over fist when you’re dealing with clients who like to party. Etsuko might have been one of my top three earners.

Have you customised Yuki to max out her stats yet?

It’s best to rotate the cast if you’re grinding before you’re ready to challenge a club ime. The skills are more important than looks in keeping clients happy.

Have you customised Yuki to max out her stats yet?

I've upped her stats so that she's double circle in Beauty and Cute and a single circle in Funny. Having browsed a few times through accessories, it's not obvious to me how to raise her Funny yet.

Oh and I forgot to mention I already have Erranda! She's definitely a solid earner so far.

I lent my game to my brother so I can’t check what my Yuki looked like but glasses/jewellery/watches will do it.

Mars is done! I ended up with over 4000 fans when I challenged them and doubled up on their profits.

I got Yuki up to 3 double circles without too much trouble.

I tried to get Isobe but I'm miserable at the dance mini game. I have a lot of difficulty finding the rhythm, and the right timing seems pretty elusive, but I've mainly been trying on easy so it's possible that the long breaks between inputs is throwing me off. Any other ideas?

It’s really how much you want to complete all the substories - you have to get really good st dancing for that. It’s more important first to not miss any combos rather than working on the steps - once you have the combos down for a song on a particular difficulty then work in the steps for even higher scores. Oh, whack L1 as soon as you’re prompted to - if you can pull off the dance fever it’s worth as much as 2400 points per song (800x3).

Also, I think I've found all the street hostesses, and Isobe and Unknown are the only sub stories I have left. Everyone else is a CP hostess; are they worth buying (vs the other stuff I can get at the shrine)?

With songs on easy though if you think the inputs are the problem you should try building in steps, cos you’ll need them to beat Miss Isobe.

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— Gematsu (@gematsucom) March 20, 2019

not even taking a break after finishing the kiryu games huh

has there been any info on 3/4/5 ports coming to the west?

it's happening but no timeframe yet iirc

Something I've taken to doing but which makes me feel bad is knocking pedestrians down and running over dogs.

In 3, you get a trophy for knocking down 100 people. It’s really hard though.

at once or running tally?

The latter (though I’ve never done it)

"My girlfriend knocked over 100 people!"
"At the same time?"

I really dislike Ai's "EH HEH-HEH" laugh, maybe that's her revenge for me turning her into a Goth princess.

fufufu

I have gotten better at the Miss Isobe substory and can get 6000+ points consistently now, but is that enough to beat her?

Not unless you get lucky. You’re better off doing the song on hard mode as she’s far more likely to fuck up on that level. I beat her on 8200 or thereabouts but I came within like 2 points of beating her on a few occasions and it was enraging.

Sorry, forgot to mention that I'm trying on hard already! I haven't been able to swing a perfectly clean run through Koi No Disco Queen yet, so I guess that's an obvious area for potential improvement.

Are you getting three bonuses per run?

Just two, I think, but sometimes I sit on the fever if I'm close to the chorus.

This is maybe where you’re going wrong - use fever as soon as you get it, otherwise you’re wasting time you could be accruing another chance at it.

OK, I'll give that a shot!

Using that strategy I was able to break 7K points, but the one time she scored less than that, I biffed horribly and ended under 6000.

Aside from pure stubbornness, I'm not even sure why I'm still trying to beat her since I've already beaten Club Moon.

Practice at disco? One of the hardest bosses but the self satisfaction you get there is immense.

Done! My second attempt yesterday she made a load of mistakes while I had reasonably clean run. 7000 to 6000.

Woo! Well done.

EVERYBODY SAY ROUUUUUGE OF LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEE

Kiwami 2 is on sale for PS4.

Mild spoiler for 0:

I got to the part where Oda speaks Chinese and my god it's awful. The devs at least sprung for an actual native Chinese speaker for one of the other other characters, thankfully.