big patch incoming
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 20:12 (two years ago)
You can opt into the beta to get the patch early, which is what I did, and may have been what helped me beat the purple stake. Orange stake still kind of sucks right now, though.
― Costas Mandylorian (Leee), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 20:47 (two years ago)
I bought this a few days ago. Does winning get easier when you unlock more? Because it took me quite a while to win a single game (with the blue deck).
Current strategies I'm using are having a single-suit-heavy deck for flushes and getting the shiny jokers for free chips and mults. Planet cards seem like they cost too much to be worth it until I am getting the maximum interest every blind. I'm also not skipping blinds unless the the tag is really good, like a negative joker.
― adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 06:24 (two years ago)
The higher level jokers and vouchers make a big difference but you'll still lose if the cards don't fall your way.
Doing a seeded run can be instructive... playing the same setup multiple times can make it obvious what you should have done in that scenario if you had perfect knowledge
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 06:44 (two years ago)
100,000,000 chips in a single hand and finally reached ante 13 today, beating black stake in the process. Ended up with all multiplier jokers. A glass card broken, steel card in deck, campfire and blueprint.
The secret is multipliers and rare cards! Also, check the collection to see how to unlock specific jokers. There are unlocks you won't get unless you are intentional (i.e. discard a royal flush, play four 7 of clubs etc.) those unlocks are pretty essential if you want to go big
― H.P, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 08:44 (two years ago)
Also, check the collection to see how to unlock specific jokers.
I'd already known about that but this was a good reminder -- unlocking some of these specific jokers has reintroduced some fun into the game.
― Costas Mandylorian (Leee), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 18:02 (two years ago)
I'm so pissed, I had a deck with like 12 jacks in it last night and could have got the "discard 5 jacks in a hand" joker but forgot it was a thing! Definitely good to keep going back and reminding yourself
― H.P, Thursday, 18 April 2024 00:18 (two years ago)
Where are your priorities?!
― z_tbd, Thursday, 18 April 2024 04:19 (two years ago)
I fell into one of those dazed stupors playing this last night. Even when I called it quits at 2am, lying in bed all I could hear was "dun dun dun dun, dun, dun, dun dun, dun *synth line rises*."
― H.P, Thursday, 18 April 2024 05:19 (two years ago)
Okay so I wanted to see how people get those silly ante 40 decks and found this. I was so close on a real run! But the blasted observatory wouldn't show up :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3G5NhnfI1Y
Plasma deck a little silly broken
― H.P, Thursday, 18 April 2024 09:04 (two years ago)
wow, that's nothing like what my games look like. amazing that this game is only 60 MB.
― adam t. (abanana), Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:08 (two years ago)
The music in this sounds like a balearic cover of "Nutshell" by Alice In Chains
― your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Saturday, 20 April 2024 11:19 (two years ago)
Anywhere, I got this on Switch in the recent sale. Only just started playing, but j can see why people are feeling it
― your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Saturday, 20 April 2024 12:58 (two years ago)
i think my favorite card is Ceremonial Dagger -- the one that kills the joker to the right for an increased multiplier.on the other hand, madness (the one that eats random jokers) might be the worst card? it's madness. madness.
i got smeared joker yesterday and that's a crazy card too.
― adam t. (abanana), Saturday, 20 April 2024 19:22 (two years ago)
working my way thru the challenges, beat half so farjust tried that madness joker and it was an absolute disaster lol
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 20 April 2024 19:34 (two years ago)
I beat the orange stake with the ghost deck.
― Costas Mandylorian (Leee), Saturday, 20 April 2024 20:07 (two years ago)
madness pretty terrible sadly. Ceremonial dagger would be an okay card if it ate the joker on the left. I find it pretty garbage in its current state
smeared joker great (except that it makes you play flushes which are kinda boring ngl)
― H.P, Sunday, 21 April 2024 02:49 (two years ago)
Madness is a great early-game joker imo. It gains .5x every round even if you have no other jokers to feed it with.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 21 April 2024 03:16 (two years ago)
I got it first round and thought I was finally going to unlock the "win with under 4 jokers" joker, but it doesn't scale well enough for the late rounds at higher stakes.
I also play primarily plasma deck where it's not as big a buff
― H.P, Sunday, 21 April 2024 08:18 (two years ago)
Why does it matter which direction the Dagger eats? If it's because of Swashbuckler, they changed its behavior in the patch so that it can be anywhere.
― adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 21 April 2024 11:19 (two years ago)
I just had a run with Egg + Swashbuckler, that was an easy win.
― adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 21 April 2024 11:53 (two years ago)
xp Because you typically want to put your multipliers on the right, and they're your most valuable jokers.
I had egg + bull + a bunch of money generating jokers with the plasma deck and it weas the easiest win i've had. Game played itself. Also how I finally got the $400 joker!
― H.P, Sunday, 21 April 2024 12:06 (two years ago)
By multipliers I mean the Xtimes mults. Not the standard multis
It's okay if you always have a buffer joker before you hit the Xtimes on the right. But the best decks have Xtimes on Xtimes. A good run beating higher stakes for me is normally a stock multi followed by as many Xtimes as possible. maybe a big chip generator on the far left. By the time I'm past ante 4 on a winning high stakes run, Dagger has become more of a hinderance than a help in my experience
― H.P, Sunday, 21 April 2024 12:09 (two years ago)
Oh, I didn't know that the order mattered for scoring. I think there was a tutorial screen about that and then I forgot about it. Luckily I was usually putting the red X cards on the right anyway.
Likewise it took me a while to realize "first played card" was the leftmost one and not the first one I clicked on.
― adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 21 April 2024 13:32 (two years ago)
thinking of making a clone of balatro but using cribbage rules. i get excited when i get hands like 8876.
― adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 21 April 2024 13:35 (two years ago)
The only placement tbat matters is having your xtimes on the right. You want to multiply the multi when it's at it's biggest number. Can also matter for poly/glass cards in the hand if your jokers are adding multi to cards played. I place my glass/poly's on the far right when playing out of habbit even when it doesn't matter.
One more voucher to unlock (stupid playing card one) and I'll have a 100% completed collection of everything. I really went overboard with this one
― H.P, Sunday, 21 April 2024 14:27 (two years ago)
Wait, you can move the dagger to the left after the round has started! of course i'll eventually mess up and have it eat a legendary.
― adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 21 April 2024 14:58 (two years ago)
That's exactly what's happened to me every time I've had it with a decent XMult, which is 2-3 times now.
― Costas Mandylorian (Leee), Sunday, 21 April 2024 23:28 (two years ago)
how often are folks skipping blinds? i've probably only done it once so far.. should i be taking advantage of this mechanic?
― gundam wig (diamonddave85), Monday, 22 April 2024 01:20 (two years ago)
True abanana!
I only skip with the higher stakes where you get no cash from the small blind. Do love me a free shop in the early game or a negative joker tag when it comes up
― H.P, Monday, 22 April 2024 01:41 (two years ago)
yeh definitely worth checking the tag to see if it is worth it to skip - sometimes you get a lot of money or a free mega buffoon pack when you have no jokers
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 22 April 2024 01:44 (two years ago)
Yeah skipping really only becomes essential with harder stakes where you feel the money constraints the most (I've been playing the beta, which gives you the joker for free instead of making you pay for it). In the lower stakes, you can earn enough just playing blinds to buy what you need.
― Costas Mandylorian (Leee), Monday, 22 April 2024 02:26 (two years ago)
I am skipping more often now. There is a great joker called Throwback that gives you more red multiplier every time you skip a round.
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 22 April 2024 11:33 (two years ago)
I find a lot of the details on the various packs quite hard to read when playing handheld on the Switch. I switched off the CRT effect though, and that has helped a little. I recommend
― your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Monday, 22 April 2024 12:08 (two years ago)
balatro!!
quick q, longer explanation. the q: can ya'll recommend some good videos/channels for maybe...intermediate players?
longer explanation: it's easy to find beginner strategy and tips, and it's easy to find people who can make it to ante 16 and rack up quadrillions of points who will show you how to do the impossible. i'm somewhere in the middle i think. i've logged about 95 hours, 127/150 jokers unlocked, have defeated almost all of the decks. i still need to finish zodiac deck, i haven't gotten past green stake yet, and i've only done a couple of the challenges.
― z_tbd, Monday, 22 April 2024 15:02 (two years ago)
example of what i keep finding and don't want:
https://i.imgur.com/akyAgKo.png
it's not the clickbait headline, it's the 44 minute length of video, and knowing that the one secret i need is splintered into hundreds of little secrets that he's going to haphazardly mention throughout the video. i just can't do it. i've never clicked on it, i just can't do it.
is there a youtuber out there who is like "here's a really fun and helpful trick - i'll tell you all about it 2 minutes"
actually a texts guide recommendation is what i'm looking for i think lol
― z_tbd, Monday, 22 April 2024 15:09 (two years ago)
(ok, maybe i can just let this guy be my guru: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7cBL6MvZyw)
― z_tbd, Monday, 22 April 2024 15:13 (two years ago)
The videos aren't short, but I've learned a lot from this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn-z2hdH1Co
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 22 April 2024 16:04 (two years ago)
gotta make videos longer to get more ad breaksit sucks
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 22 April 2024 16:09 (two years ago)
For folks who've beaten the gold stake: How quick are you to start a new run if you don't get certain Jokers in the first ante?
― Costas Mandylorian (Leee), Monday, 22 April 2024 20:44 (two years ago)
just shift+tabbing over to say:
oh nice, just realized Matador (get $8 whenever you trigger the boss blind ability) pairs really well with the Tooth boss (lose $1 for ever card you play) :)
― z_tbd, Monday, 22 April 2024 21:24 (two years ago)
i'm now at the point where i will sabotage a run just to buy an undiscovered card
― z_tbd, Monday, 22 April 2024 21:25 (two years ago)
oh nice, just realized Matador (get $8 whenever you trigger the boss blind ability) pairs really well with the Tooth boss (lose $1 for every card you play) :)
5 minutes later update: uh, no that doesn't work? weird! i played 4 hands against the Tooth, each time triggering the boss' ability, and the Matador never gave me any money, or gained sell value, or gave me anything when I cashed out? down with the Matador!
― z_tbd, Monday, 22 April 2024 21:30 (two years ago)
yeah, i couldn't figure out why matador doesn't work sometimes. a disappointing card.
https://balatrogame.fandom.com/wiki/Matador_(Joker)hands that are illegalhands with debuffsThe Ox (most played hand sets money to 0)The Arm (decrease level)and for some reason i can't understand, The Flint (chips and mults halved)
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 22 April 2024 21:53 (two years ago)
I just got to ante 12 for the first time by using MADNESS. I got it to X6 and then duplicated it. Skipped every possible blind so they wouldn't eat each other. X36 then picked up some more X mults. a mad game indeed.
― formerly abanana (dat), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 02:19 (two years ago)
Beat my first gold stake! Ghost deck, first Joker I got was Green Joker, which I immediately Hexed, and just avoided discarding. Eventually I got a combo of DNA and was able to permanently rent Hologram (fortunately I'd gotten enough money (mainly from hitting Lucky Card 1/20 jackpots) that the $3/round didn't put a dent in my cash), and then got a Hack and started buffing the low cards.
Now I never need to play this game again (we'll see how this goes).
― Costas Mandylorian (Leee), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 04:23 (two years ago)
Reading balatro posts full of balatro vocab is almost as fun as actually playing balatro. Almost
― H.P, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 05:02 (two years ago)
lol after trying to get through the orange stake with the yellow deck and failing miserably, I think I'm finally done with this game. THIS time I mean it!
― Costas Mandylorian (Leee), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 20:50 (two years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmyEsLlXfZ8
it really is a bangin' tune
― H.P, Friday, 26 April 2024 12:38 (two years ago)
i turned off the music. got tiresome.
― adam t. (abanana), Friday, 26 April 2024 19:13 (two years ago)
New non sucky wiki!
https://balatrowiki.org/
― Krustacean the Clown (Leee), Wednesday, 18 June 2025 14:28 (eleven months ago)
leee have you done C++?
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 19 June 2025 15:31 (eleven months ago)
Yes, though mostly through brute force. I've also gotten every other achievement in the game (some of those Challenges are vicious).
I've played a few high-score endless runs, but haven't bothered trying to get NANEINF. Right now, I'll occasionally dip into gold stakes to try to get better at the game (spoiler: I haven't), but mostly I'm watching streamers and waiting for the new patch.
― Krustacean the Clown (Leee), Thursday, 19 June 2025 16:25 (eleven months ago)
dang. c++ seems like a bridge too far for me.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 20 June 2025 01:19 (eleven months ago)
Managed to unlock the "12 rounds or less" joker yesterday using an erratic deck, they can be surprisingly easy to work with if you get a good spread of cards
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Friday, 20 June 2025 08:55 (eleven months ago)
it honestly never occurred to me to just keep reusing the good seeds ive discovered to beat other decks/stakes.. I am still not doing that, i like the randomness of starting each stake anew
― johnny crunch, Friday, 20 June 2025 14:14 (eleven months ago)
If you're trying for unlocks and achievements, I don't think seeded runs count towards them.
― Leeeonora Carrleeengton (Leee), Friday, 20 June 2025 14:44 (eleven months ago)
It is done! Beat Jokerless this morning. Definitely done with this game until the next patch. 240 hours to 100% everything but stickers, which holds at 66% (799/1200). Total is 91%. I'm at peace now.
― octobeard, Friday, 20 June 2025 21:35 (eleven months ago)
FWIW while Jokerless was super hard, Black Deck on Gold Stake was still the most painful challenge I faced. White stake runs with pretty much any deck are just ridiculously easy now.
― octobeard, Friday, 20 June 2025 21:36 (eleven months ago)
Def think I hit my highest planet card level with flushes at 50+ too. Highest Jokerless score was around 300k
― octobeard, Friday, 20 June 2025 21:38 (eleven months ago)
Nice, octo! I definitely support you putting the game away, as C++ is an achievement only for the Jimbo-pilled masochists.
― Leeeonora Carrleeengton (Leee), Friday, 20 June 2025 21:58 (eleven months ago)
little some thing daddy cooked up las t night pic.twitter.com/eCYqx6DtvV— Will Sennett (@Senn_Spud) July 12, 2025
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Saturday, 12 July 2025 23:05 (ten months ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NlfgQieTaE
Nb I'm not about to watch analogue Balatro for 50 minutes (sez the person who watches 90 minute runs).
― Slow Loris Leachman (Leee), Wednesday, 6 August 2025 03:39 (nine months ago)
https://localthunk.com/blog/im-slow
I'm bereft! (Thunk sez 1.1 isn't coming out this year and isn't going to give a release date.)
― Lauren Epsom (Leee), Friday, 12 September 2025 14:46 (eight months ago)
https://localthunk.com/blog/im-slowπΈI'm bereft! (Thunk sez 1.1 isn't coming out this year and isn't going to give a release date.)
but what a great update.
am working slowly, but I like it that way. I love getting sucked into rabbit holes and I donβt like trying to force things creatively.
you love to see it
― Fizzles, Friday, 12 September 2025 16:29 (eight months ago)
Honestly this is great - I dumped like 200 hours into that game last fall/winter/spring, and I am quite happy to avoid it for a while longer and redevelop that hunger to play it again. No doubt 1.1 will be a big deal when its done, even adding a dozen new jokers could have significant impacts on how you play the game and I recall LocalThunk mentioning he had like 30 or more in mind? Take your time!
― octobeard, Friday, 12 September 2025 19:56 (eight months ago)
https://www.threads.com/@jamesgunn/post/DLLQ1xVPFhT/this-is-important-got-over-a-billion-on-a-single-hand-of-balatro-for-the-first-t
James "Jimbo" Gunn
― Lauren Epsom (Leee), Monday, 15 September 2025 14:56 (eight months ago)
i got a canio up to like 33x w the joker that makes all cards face cards and lots of hanged man
― johnny crunch, Friday, 16 January 2026 13:36 (four months ago)
I'm going for a second C++ on a new profile, this is a cry for help.
― Major Kirascuro (Leee), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 03:38 (two months ago)
Ditto but just aiming for C+. Playing on an iPad is a revelation
― octobeard, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 06:16 (two months ago)
But yeah this game is straight up brain cocaine or something
― octobeard, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 06:18 (two months ago)
1QBRKK88
this is an insane seed i found.. played it randomly, unseeded and effed it up but midgame you can get to 3 polychrome perkeos & it gets crazy from there
― johnny crunch, Friday, 13 March 2026 15:21 (two months ago)
I'm taking a detour and working on C+ (so that I can take get good stickers for random jokers) but I'm actually finding that grind to be worse than C++. The ease of beating a lower stake using the meat and potatoes Jokers (scaling chip, scaling +mult, etc.) has really been boring, especially because I'm mostly going for pair builds. I should probably play around with more interesting builds, like the polychrone flush five queens I was playing on abandoned deck (yes, the one without face cards).
― Major Kirascuro (Leee), Sunday, 15 March 2026 00:01 (two months ago)
my favorite seed is WEEJOKER because it gives you a wee joker
― c u (crΓΌt), Sunday, 15 March 2026 00:14 (two months ago)
Second C++ done! Thunk please release the new patch before I try a third.
― Major Kirascuro (Leee), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:12 (one month ago)
very impressive ... i've been playing slay the spire 2 while waiting for the new Balatro patch
― that's not my post, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 01:42 (one month ago)
What deck do you all complete your C++ runs on? I only ever went up to C+ (and I'm also playing again and have no plans for C++ but now I'm reconsidering)
― octobeard, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:52 (one month ago)
Also - how's Slay the Spire 2? Kinda got bored of the first one after beating the runs for the three main character classes
― octobeard, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:53 (one month ago)
Yellow and Ghost were my mains. Having money is extremely important to both survivability and having enough money to buy jokers that need a sticker especially if you see it early, and Ghost gives you the option to ensure that your first joker will help with scoring.
I still need to get STS2 (I promised a friend I'd play multiplayer with him), but I had the exact same response to 1.
― Major Kirascuro (Leee), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:10 (one month ago)
I never played STS1 so I'm finding STS2 lots of fun. Currently 4 characters and 10 ascensions each so good amount to explore
― that's not my post, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 17:30 (one month ago)
xp ohh yeah Ghost is a great idea for adding utility to jokers you might need to sticker. Figured as much with the yellow deck, I used that to unlock the other decks exclusively this go round, but also felt the red deck would be useful due to the extra discards for the higher stakes.
― octobeard, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:41 (one month ago)
STS2 is early access still huh
― octobeard, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:43 (one month ago)
balatro obsessives should check out cursed words, which is boggo-as-balatro which turns out to be a much better starting point than poker
― ufo, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 12:15 (one month ago)
I just 100%ed my second profile. THUNK PLEASE RELEASE THE NEW PATCH.
― Major Kirascuro (Leee), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 20:34 (one week ago)
Either you have played the game too much or you are too good at it.
I was just looking at my hour count on the PS5 the other day and was like "that seems like too much". I have not come close to 100%ing
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 21:57 (one week ago)
It's insanely addictive. I'm slowly moving through my second play through. Didn't 100% the first time though. Might try on this run
― octobeard, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 22:43 (one week ago)
I'm currently working on the PS5 trophies. Last night I got the trophy for having a deck with 80+ cards in it.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 22:47 (one week ago)
The alternate one where you remove a lot of cards has been harder for me to come by.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 22:48 (one week ago)
Steam sez I have 999.5 hours in it.
― Major Kirascuro (Leee), Thursday, 21 May 2026 04:34 (six days ago)
:o
― H.P, Thursday, 21 May 2026 04:47 (six days ago)