Hole - 1607 Strokes - 4781Par - 2.975
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 07:20 (ten years ago)
http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/226491/7_questions_for_Desert_Golfing_creator_Justin_Smith.phphttp://alexlovendahl.com/2015/01/07/desert-golfing-and-the-rejection-of-endings/
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 07:35 (ten years ago)
Hole - 833Strokes - 2109 Strokes/hole - 2.53 (don't think any of the holes in desert golfing have a designated par, although personally i feel good if i can get it in 3 shots or less)
― who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:45 (ten years ago)
hole - 436strokes - 1071avg - 2.46
feel like most holes are par 2 with a few par 3s and very occasional par 4s
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:53 (ten years ago)
the deeper you get in the game, the more you start to hit series of near impossible holes that fuck up your par. those are set side by eight holes of 1 par holes.
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 March 2015 16:16 (ten years ago)
Before my iPad had a fit and I had to restore to factory defaults and start again I was over hole 2200. My par wasn't good - certainly over 3.
― treefell, Thursday, 12 March 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)
unless i'm mistaken, i think the endgame is maintaining a sub three par past hole 5000
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 March 2015 16:57 (ten years ago)
hole - 1881Strokes - 5552average - 2.95
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 02:19 (ten years ago)
hole: 1485strokes: 4674avg: 3.15
― brunch technician (silby), Sunday, 26 April 2015 17:45 (ten years ago)
hole - 1405strokes - 3580avg - 2.54
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:05 (ten years ago)
Hole 63Strokes 189Avg 3
I never play this game.
― Jeff, Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:10 (ten years ago)
sometimes i play a hole while sitting at a red light
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:11 (ten years ago)
i like to get in a round of desert golfing after a long days work
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)
i wonder if anyone has ever holed-in-one'd their very first hole, then immediately quit it?
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:16 (ten years ago)
Hole - 2773Strokes - 8277Strokes/hole - 2.98
I have no memory of playing that many holes
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 06:07 (ten years ago)
I thought this game was all RNG until I hit the sequence with the cactus, not sure what to think now
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 13:30 (ten years ago)
http://dg.midey.org/
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 04:48 (ten years ago)
http://dg.midey.org/graveyard/holes/5ff40c9ba54ad0ab016d8d85ff10e39b0a0b2e07/hole.pnghttp://memecrunch.com/meme/1S5VD/fuck-dot/image.png%3Fw%3D400%26c%3D1
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 04:51 (ten years ago)
got my first actually difficult hole the other dayhttp://i.imgur.com/N9RrflMl.png
― ciderpress, Sunday, 24 May 2015 20:40 (ten years ago)
worth the wait?
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 May 2015 22:02 (ten years ago)
i...don't know..
― ciderpress, Monday, 25 May 2015 02:40 (ten years ago)
^ the exact text of >33% of desert golfing app store reviews
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 May 2015 02:43 (ten years ago)
oh man that's nasty. no way to land it on the other side of the water i'm guessing.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 25 May 2015 02:45 (ten years ago)
it's either tap it at 0.000000001% strength off the edge, or hit it at 100% strength straight forward at the other ledge so that it rebounds back toward the hole, i guess?
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 May 2015 02:59 (ten years ago)
one fun thing in desert golfing is when you mess up for the 20th time in a row and you just pull back and aim in a wild direction in frustration, just to let it go in a very constrict, limited way
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 May 2015 03:00 (ten years ago)
i didn't think about the rebound, guess that could maybe work tho it's not a move i've practiced yet
― call all destroyer, Monday, 25 May 2015 03:06 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/UJ9bYu1.png
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 May 2015 03:14 (ten years ago)
https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/a3nnv4/one-players-21000-hole-quest-to-beat-the-seemingly-endless-desert-golfhttp://video-images.vice.com/_uncategorized/1515449539475-DSbmZYZWAAA-dR6.jpeg
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Saturday, 13 January 2018 16:21 (seven years ago)
desert golf, but you can go back to the left to revisit old holes and memories
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 13 January 2018 16:28 (seven years ago)