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in every JRPG ever

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"I can't afford to fall behind!"

― Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 January 2026 09:30 (nine months ago)

fictional European country observes Japanese festivals, weather patterns

― Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 January 2026 09:31 (nine months ago)

ah bollocks i didn't search for plain old RPG

in every rpg ever

― Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 January 2026 09:33 (nine months ago)

I think JRPG is distinct enough

- waifish healer

― feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Friday, 30 January 2026 12:22 (nine months ago)

a cursed weapon

― feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Friday, 30 January 2026 12:22 (nine months ago)

a character who defects from the enemy's side to join your cause

― feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Friday, 30 January 2026 12:26 (nine months ago)

"there are more monsters around than usual"

― feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Friday, 30 January 2026 12:27 (nine months ago)

"I lost my dog while playing out near the Smoke Hills. Will you help me find him?"

― Jonk Raven (dog latin), Friday, 30 January 2026 12:35 (nine months ago)

"ZZZZZzz..."

*LOUD NOISE*

"Huh? Zzzzzz.... What's that?!"

― Jonk Raven (dog latin), Friday, 30 January 2026 12:37 (nine months ago)

many unlikely things are "refreshing"

― Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 January 2026 12:39 (nine months ago)

fishing

― Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 January 2026 12:40 (nine months ago)

NPCs with mundane story arcs that unfold very slowly

― Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 January 2026 12:47 (nine months ago)

fighting the undead by healing them

― feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Friday, 30 January 2026 12:48 (nine months ago)

One character you never use and never grind

― Jonk Raven (dog latin), Friday, 30 January 2026 13:24 (nine months ago)

An evil wizard who has the King's ear abd has taken over the city

― Jonk Raven (dog latin), Friday, 30 January 2026 13:26 (nine months ago)

*and

― Jonk Raven (dog latin), Friday, 30 January 2026 13:26 (nine months ago)

NPCs with mundane story arcs that unfold very slowly

maybe my fav thing in jrpgs? extra points to dragon quest games where there is usually one of these with a depressing ending per game

― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 30 January 2026 18:01 (nine months ago)

an airship

― feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Friday, 30 January 2026 18:05 (nine months ago)

xp yeah i am scrupulous about reading every bit of new dialogue, love to find out how the community's doing

― Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 January 2026 18:10 (nine months ago)

village shop that has an unlimited stock of only 3 items:

  • a healing tonic
  • an instant cure for deadly poison
  • a tent/shelter that can house an entire adventuring party

― c u (crüt), Friday, 30 January 2026 18:17 (nine months ago)

xp yeah thats like 50% of the appeal of trails is they go super hard on that both at a game and series level. you will get attached to following the 100th character on the call sheet's life story across 8 games

― ciderpress, Friday, 30 January 2026 18:21 (nine months ago)

Genki Girls

― Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 January 2026 18:22 (nine months ago)

on the flip side: townspeople whose job is to stand at the entrance to the town all day and tell visitors what town they've just arrived in

― ciderpress, Friday, 30 January 2026 18:26 (nine months ago)

a sea voyage cut short by an encounter with a kraken, shipwrecking/scattering the party

― ciderpress, Friday, 30 January 2026 18:32 (nine months ago)

a non-human "mascot" party member, like a dog or a puppet

― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 30 January 2026 21:38 (nine months ago)

a mid/late-game reveal that the setting is science fiction rather than fantasy

― ciderpress, Saturday, 31 January 2026 01:01 (nine months ago)

"you've become really dependable!"

― Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 January 2026 20:36 (nine months ago)

maids, butlers

― Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 January 2026 20:37 (nine months ago)

forest region with nuisance woodland murdercritter enemies, soundtracked by synthetic harpsichord and greasy fretless jazz bass

often experienced on the way to an early game mountain level where the party hunts some bandits or a monster, in the process experiencing a disquieting revelation about the morals of the military power they're working for or the mysterious power the player character has

the monster was just trying to protect its babies and the bandits were just trying to make a living

― Sgt. Biscuits, Saturday, 31 January 2026 21:29 (nine months ago)

Library consisting only of books that explain game mechanics

― jmm, Saturday, 31 January 2026 22:21 (nine months ago)

america-inspired country with a princess

― adam t (dat), Sunday, 1 February 2026 16:23 (nine months ago)

boss / miniboss battle where the main twist is that they used the same graphics for TWO AT ONCE

― trm (tombotomod), Sunday, 1 February 2026 16:42 (nine months ago)

bgm absolutely chock full of arpeggios

― trm (tombotomod), Sunday, 1 February 2026 16:45 (nine months ago)

a city that floats and yet has no significant safety features

― trm (tombotomod), Sunday, 1 February 2026 16:46 (nine months ago)

I've had just enough drinks to say how beautiful the Laputa cities are on account of how as far as I know they come from Gullivers Travels and Swift put Laputa over Japan because as far as I understand it it was the most Incognita Terra he could envision

― Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2026 16:51 (nine months ago)

Unanswered questions about how everyday people travel anywhere when the roads are teeming with monsters

― Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 February 2026 06:34 (nine months ago)

Churches. Lots of churches.

― Boiledcat Diddakoi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 February 2026 11:39 (eight months ago)

NPC muttering to themself about some vague problem that is totally gonna turn into a side quest down the line

― Boiledcat Diddakoi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 February 2026 11:52 (eight months ago)

moral outrage at people who "just say whatever they want"

― Boiledcat Diddakoi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 February 2026 15:01 (eight months ago)

"as a token chef character i like to relate everything that happens in the world up to and including the apocalypse to me making food for people. it's just what i do."

― Boiledcat Diddakoi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 February 2026 15:02 (eight months ago)

The big villain you've been working up toward fighting goes down pretty quickly, and it turns out you actually have to... KILL GOD!!!

― OneSecondBefore, Wednesday, 11 February 2026 17:46 (eight months ago)

which is the, nominally, same god who ostensibly inspires your healer to make your ouchies go away (weird gnostic stuff goes here)

― trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 11 February 2026 22:02 (eight months ago)

my favorite thing about jrpgs was always "killing god"

being asked questions where the answer doesn't actually make any difference
finding hidden items by walking through apparently solid walls

― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 12 February 2026 16:24 (eight months ago)

Halfway through the game you lose all your party members for a time and have to go it alone

― Jonk Raven (dog latin), Thursday, 12 February 2026 16:33 (eight months ago)

Variation: going it alone as previously minor, mascot-like or comic-relief party member, while everyone else is locked up in a dungeon.

― Hiphoptimus Rhyme (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 12 February 2026 19:31 (eight months ago)


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