"Video game unlocks orgasm secrets" -- another DS thread

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...Lapis, the blue-hued main character of a prototype video game by Heather Kelley, a designer with Ubisoft, wants to help women take a "magical pet adventure" to their "happy place."

The prototype teaches how to reach orgasm by simulating the affect of pleasurable sensation on the cartoon. Players tickle, touch, tap, and stroke Lapis using the touch screen of the Nintendo DS, a hand-held video game device. They can also talk, sing and blow on the bunny's fur using the device's built-in microphone....

and play the demo here!

kingfish trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 05:48 (twenty years ago)

She had me until she evoked "thirteen".

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

Many of the visuals of the game levels... [are] nonsensical cuteness and whimsy, or psychological symbology, intended to appeal to the female target audience and to reflect the fascinating, unpredictable synesthesia that can occur during female sexual arousal.

OH THE MYSTIFYING WHIMSY OF FEMALE SEXUALITY

LADIES: If you wish to connect with your sexuality, touch your clitoris with your actual hand, not A MAGICAL BLUE RABBIT WITH A FUCKING NINTENDO DS STYLUS.

Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

I know lots of girls who don't masturbate.

GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

Then their problems are bigger than a cartoon bunny, I'm afraid.

Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

but laura, don't you want to make the bunny fly?!!?1!11

kingfish trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

Hahah!

http://www.memorygongs.com/PBFNotToday.jpg

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 December 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

Haha!

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 8 December 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

I'm pretty sure I played this game on my computer in 1996. Except it was a naked woman tied to a giant multi-dildoed machine, not a bunny.

Sexual-response AI has probably really evolved since then, though.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 8 December 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

The AI, maybe.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 8 December 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)


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