ATTENTION DAN PERRY -- THERE'S GUNNA BE A LIVE-ACTION DOA MOVIE AND IT LOOKS HILARIOUSLY RETARDED

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AND SCREENSHOTS ARE ALREADY OUT

for realz.

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3148357

http://www.1up.com/media?id=2723319

http://www.1up.com/media?id=2723322

http://www.1up.com/media?id=2723324

HOPEFULLY, MR GREEN MUSTACHE WILL BE A PART OF THE PRODUCTION NUMBERS FOR "JUNGLE LOVE" OR "WORD UP"

― kingfish, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO, LARRY BLACKMON AS BOND VILLIAN, C/D?

― kingfish, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

Devon Aoki! Glad to see she's getting some work!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

Also: ERIC ROBERTS

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0398913/

and KEVIN NASH plays the guy based on Hulk Hogan.

and holly valence is in this, too.

Robin Shou is listed, but only as "Pirate Leader"

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://x-realms.net/forums/index.php?automodule=gallery&cmd=sc&cat=90

http://x-realms.net/forums/uploads/1140356537/gallery_4_90_14210.jpg

Brian J White and Jaime Pressly

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

omg haha that is devon aoki. i love her

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://x-realms.net/forums/index.php?act=module&module=gallery&cmd=si&img=2013

― Dan (OMG) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

Trailer.

― adam (adam), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

NO SHE DOES NOT FIGHT HER WAY INTO HER BRA

― Dan (Best Picture Of 2006) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.1up.com/media?id=2723324

NO ROMANCE
NO ROMANCE
NO ROMANCE FOR ME

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 07:09 (nineteen years ago)

oh dear god, the movie has a volleyball sequence

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

I'd never heard of DOA before now but this thread has inspired me to take an interest.

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

Fox Force Five!

― scamperingalpaca (Chris Hill), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

entertaining reactions on the imdb boards:

MADNESS!!... DIS IS NOT IT!!
by - cul8r999 2 days ago (Sun Feb 26 2006 19:30:30 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse

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TELL ME THIS IS A DREAM?...HOW CUD THE BIGGEST ACTION GAME BE DEGRADED BY MAKING THIS MOVIE WIV ALL THE WRONG CHARACTERS?!! I LOV DOA BUT I MUST SAY THE MOVIE IS BEING DIRECTED BY THE WRONG PERSON WIV THE WRONG PEPOL!!...
IF IT GETS RELEASD I WILL SHRED MY XBOX AN ABOX 360 WIV THE GAME AN FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET!...ALSO I HOPE NINJA GAIDEN DOESNT GET DIRCTED BY THE SAME PSYCHO DIRECTOR..COZ ID RATHER DO IT MY SELF!..
THIS DOA IS A CROSS BETWEEN CHARLIES ANGLES+KILL BILL+ DA NOTORIOUS TELETABBIES!
IM REALY SORY! BUT THIS MOVI DISAPOINTS ME TO DA MAX!...
NWAY DA SHINOBI MOVIE WAS KOOL!
L8RZ PPOL!

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

cul8r999 OTM TO DA MAX!!

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

who knew HUNTA-D posted on imdb?

xpost

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

Even though it was a copy-paste and not an actual link, I still found myself clicking madly on Ignore this User.

― Dan (Clickclickclickclickclick DAMMIT) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

DING DING DING DING

New batch of stupid, come n' getit!

http://media.mysan.de/photos/427/med_1146371537-42710.jpg

http://media.mysan.de/photos/427/med_1146371291-4278.jpg

http://media.mysan.de/photos/427/med_1146371291-4277.jpg

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 22 May 2006 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

haha this might be... really good?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 22 May 2006 06:01 (nineteen years ago)

Only if David Carradine has a cameo.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 May 2006 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

Volleyball scene, hell yeah.

― adam (adam), Monday, 22 May 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

Prediction: real life not nearly as titillating as precision-honed physics.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 22 May 2006 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/article/dead-or-alive-sexy-clip-10080611.php

:D D: :D :O

― ferzaffe (flezaffe), Friday, 11 August 2006 09:27 (nineteen years ago)

Ha, that clip is really funny!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 11 August 2006 09:49 (nineteen years ago)

God, it's like they asked how they could make Charlie's Angels even more Maxim-y

― nate p. (natepatrin), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

greatest. clip. ever.

or not.

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Saturday, 12 August 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

that was great!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 12 August 2006 07:46 (nineteen years ago)

Actually I feel kind of guilty for watching that now (or maybe for having eyes?)

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 12 August 2006 07:47 (nineteen years ago)

The funniest bit is where she does the over-the-head scorpion kick on the guy, and the camera shakes, earthquake-style.

I wonder if cman has seen this clip?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 12 August 2006 08:53 (nineteen years ago)

oh man

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 August 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

haha this is terrible

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Saturday, 12 August 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

and DOA was my favorite fighting series. I don't know if I can appreciate it anymore.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Saturday, 12 August 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

yeah its integrity has totally been besmirched

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 August 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

da notorious teletabbies

― BITCH FUK UR MYANMARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 12 August 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

DEVIN AOKI IS MAD UGGZ: DNW

― BITCH FUK UR MYANMARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 12 August 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g19/phunk98/0ed750ba.jpg

― kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 12 August 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

and ERIC ROBERTS is in this movie!

― kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 12 August 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

more photos

― kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 12 August 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

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