― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)
http://toothpastefordinner.com/072406/nobody-cares.gif
tho i do enjoy the 8-bit shirts
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 05:45 (nineteen years ago)
Not as funny as I remembered it.
― Annie Get Your Gin (noodle vague), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)
― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ The Unstoppable Troll Machine (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ The Unstoppable Troll Machine (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 July 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)
Though you can't beat them when they're on:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2005/20050826h.jpg
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 27 July 2006 10:37 (nineteen years ago)
any one see Samantha Bee reporting from San Andreas on The Daily Show?
http://www.chrisdiclerico.com/2006/06/29/samantha-bee-live-from-san-andreas/
― Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Friday, 28 July 2006 08:14 (nineteen years ago)
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ The Unstoppable Troll Machine (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Sunday, 30 July 2006 11:00 (nineteen years ago)
whaaaaaaaaaa
― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 30 July 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/chakisaki/e3/e36.jpg
which made me laugh for like 10 minutes, just due to chaki's wide-eyed expression of joyful exhuberance combined with the prince's thumbs up
― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 31 July 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 31 July 2006 05:18 (nineteen years ago)
― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 31 July 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 31 July 2006 06:40 (nineteen years ago)
― antexit (antexit), Monday, 31 July 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ The Unstoppable Troll Machine (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 31 July 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)
― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)
― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)
― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 3 August 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)
― Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Monday, 7 August 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.videobomb.com/posts/show/3400
― kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 11 August 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)
MoronNot Tonight
― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)
Bill Oreilly report on super mario bros in 1988.
Contains mullets, Nintendo headquarters, and Howard Phillips sporting a pre-Conan coif
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 04:57 (eighteen years ago)
Mega Man in Contra, SMB
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 05:27 (eighteen years ago)
Also there was this one hill where, if you hit it at the right angle, you jumped directly up into the air at a 90 degree angle. Why was that so hilarious? Oh right, DRUGS.
― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://images.starpulse.com/AMGPhotos/gscreens/screen250/drs000/s009/s009703z2db.jpg
― Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
― Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:03 (eighteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexey_Pazhitnov
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago)
Roger Dean designed the Tetris logo!
― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago)
If the hats should pile up to the top of the play field, you're out! But don't panic! As you stack hats, you'll get help from your Russian friends; Alexey and Vladimir. You can use them to move stacks and discard unwanted hats, or save them for cash bonuses in avoided overtime.
Maybe if your Russian friends were the chix from tATu it would've gone over better?
― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago)
redneck coworker secretly recorded losing at FarCry to office mates
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 4 November 2006 10:45 (eighteen years ago)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 4 November 2006 12:50 (eighteen years ago)
― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Thursday, 16 November 2006 11:57 (eighteen years ago)
― kingfish, Saturday, 14 April 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)
― nickalicious, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)
― webber, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 08:52 (eighteen years ago)
― onimo, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)
― onimo, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 19 April 2007 05:42 (eighteen years ago)
― melton mowbray, Saturday, 21 April 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)
some Austrian guy posted this on a YouTube Flashback Legends beta clip:
valet176 (2 weeks ago) Crazy machine - no interesting. You are crazy and stupid generation
― marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)
nMe vs. iLx
― marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.destructoid.com/final-fantasy-and-duck-hunt-in-lego
Bionic Commando!
― kingfish, Monday, 18 June 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=12139
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 22 June 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)
# wrestleman911nvr4gt Says: May 23rd, 2007 at 5:20 am
YOU ARE THE FAGGOT, BRENDAN PARKER, YOU FUCK WITH WWE SMACKDOWN VS RAW YOU FUCK WITH ME. ILL GIVE YOU SOME STARS FOR YOUR REVIEW, YOULL BE SEEING THEM AFTER I KNOCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR HEAD SHITHEAD. GO BACK TO PLAYING YOUR LITTLE ELFCOCK SUCKFUCK GAYMES AND LEAVE THE REAL DEAL TO THE REAL DEALERS BEFORE WE DEAL WITH YOU. I HAVE BEEN TO YOUR KIDS SCHOOL, THEY GOT A NICE GYMNASIUM UP IN THAT BITCH, I HOPE NO ONE ACCIDENTALLY FALLS ON YOUR KID WITH HIS ELBOW STICKING THE FUCK OUT, YOU MIGHT BE VISITING HIM IN THE HOSPITAL (IF YOUR LUCKY)……..
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 30 June 2007 09:53 (eighteen years ago)
sounds like a fun premise for a game, would play!
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 12:20 (two years ago)
yeah that's a pretty impressive premise, good work
― Ste, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 13:44 (two years ago)
Yeah, that sounds great! Reminds me of something from the book "Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow."
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 14:22 (two years ago)
She’s just begun reading that after several friends recommended it! Thanks all.
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 17:27 (two years ago)
That’s great, mattt! Congrats to her!
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 14 September 2023 16:34 (two years ago)
thats very cool
― ciderpress, Thursday, 14 September 2023 17:16 (two years ago)
Let us know when the Kickstarter goes live.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 September 2023 17:27 (two years ago)
One of my favorite encounters with a Japanese developer was when I was doing bugtesting and submitted an issue about how pressing the AltGr key could trigger a crash. 12 hours later I got the message "Japanese keyboards don't have AltGr." and they marked the issue as solved.— Andrew 'Steiner' Hodgson (@DistantValhalla) October 14, 2023
― chihuahuau, Sunday, 15 October 2023 23:24 (one year ago)
Apparently this game was developed in a year by 20 people, and it shows:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w5UTFYYSH0
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 October 2023 21:34 (one year ago)
oh dear.
― Ste, Saturday, 21 October 2023 08:10 (one year ago)
This looks purposely made for a Dunkey video
― jmm, Saturday, 21 October 2023 13:53 (one year ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtG5GWNKLBY
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 October 2023 00:44 (one year ago)
NAH NO WAY THIS IS REAL... YALL TROLLING ME https://t.co/pWCBYNoUEU— Justin Wong (@JWonggg) November 1, 2023
― chihuahuau, Thursday, 2 November 2023 00:37 (one year ago)
I guess these nerds have made a few of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyMFpnNZo4s
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 November 2023 13:56 (one year ago)
that's one hell of a URL & headlinehttps://www.pcgamer.com/self-described-gay-furry-hackers-breach-one-of-the-biggest-nuclear-labs-in-the-us-and-demand-it-begin-researching-irl-catgirls/
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 24 November 2023 03:08 (one year ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbHrUyqsB4g
― jmm, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 13:37 (one year ago)
Lotta debate over whether the implosion of that game constitutes a scam or just extreme incompetence. Probably the former.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 13:39 (one year ago)
Can't wait to get home and digest the info on this. Can't really look into anything whilst at work, is this the game that was supposed to be released last year but was delayed because they said they were moving to the newer Unreal engine? Or was that something else?
― Ste, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 14:48 (one year ago)
The bushy stuff hanging off the model in that clip is apparently its facial hair, by the way.
Reminiscent of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soft_Construction_with_Boiled_Beans_(Premonition_of_Civil_War)
― jmm, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 15:00 (one year ago)
After many years, this is probably still my favorite ragequit of all time in any game pic.twitter.com/2CMesMVmbg— Tai (@TeeAyEye) June 19, 2019
― chihuahuau, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 13:09 (one year ago)
I've never seen that before, surprised it hasn't been memed to death like Leeroy Jenkins.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 14:33 (one year ago)
not sure how to do image sharing but will try it
https://i.postimg.cc/FHT9MKPN/8eyesarmeniangenocide.png
(game in question is the Japanese famicom version of "8 Eye's")
― Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 26 January 2024 15:32 (one year ago)
say what???
― Nhex, Saturday, 27 January 2024 02:40 (one year ago)
i don't speak japanese, but from what i gather from random stranger's video, it turns out the japanese version of "8 Eye's" doesn't just differ from the US version by having a blatantly ungrammatical title. the japanese version is set in the waning days of the ottoman empire, in which you have to stop an evil armenian, a satanist bandit who's also the daughter of the devil. she's stolen some armenian artifacts from the british museum (yeah) in order to resurrect satan. you play a british secret agent, julian james bond, who has to save the turks, and the rare british treasures, by stopping the evil armenians.
so yeah that's not necessarily great.
― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 27 January 2024 13:45 (one year ago)
i love that retro games have entered the cd era.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-9id115PxY
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 19 February 2024 06:56 (one year ago)
honestly - who asked for this???i'm sure somebody is happy. somebody
― Nhex, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 03:00 (one year ago)
well excuuuuuse me princnhex
― Florin Cuchares, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 03:23 (one year ago)
It was me, I asked for it
― H.P, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 03:24 (one year ago)
oh man i had no idea they actually made them do these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxyW6AJ-yIk
― Ste, Sunday, 24 March 2024 14:36 (one year ago)
Dynasty Warriors 3 is a masterpiece pic.twitter.com/YKHKavdBY4— Daniel Ahmad (@ZhugeEX) June 8, 2024
― chihuahuau, Sunday, 9 June 2024 16:53 (one year ago)
Amazing.
― Nhex, Thursday, 13 June 2024 16:55 (one year ago)
Phantom Thieves Successfully Clear Biden’s Palace https://t.co/HcsO1xTkpm— Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag) July 21, 2024
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 July 2024 19:32 (one year ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65s6_9-Gh30
― Vincent van Gagh (Leee), Monday, 23 September 2024 03:39 (eleven months ago)
I think Dunkey has been on a winning streak lately, but I am a sucker for him playing any game that lets him throw objects and bonk NPCs. Like his review of Hitman or Far Cry 5 or the new Indiana Jones game (which I actually did see somewhere described as the best slapstick game since Hitman):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZxxpnK0LqU
I am a simple man, but I almost did a spit take every time he bonked someone on the head.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 December 2024 16:02 (nine months ago)
There's also this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqWQs_K-bME
― More Cumin Than Cumin (Leee), Monday, 9 December 2024 19:07 (nine months ago)
Look who's a Dunkey fan.
https://www.reddit.com/r/videogamedunkey/comments/1haj7qb/the_alleged_uhc_assassin_was_a_dunkey_fan/
― jmm, Tuesday, 10 December 2024 01:13 (nine months ago)
a hell of a headlinehttps://www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/gooner-9-11-averted-as-zenless-zone-zeros-butt-obfuscation-technology-is-rolled-back-in-the-face-of-horny-outrage/
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 19 December 2024 10:58 (nine months ago)
Everyone who complained about that should have their hard drive confiscated for investigation
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 19 December 2024 11:11 (nine months ago)
Not quite sure what thread to talk about this in, but Polygon is functionally dead now - sold off to a company trading in such high quality sites as ScreenRant, 99% of the staff has been let go.
It was easy to make fun of some parts of the site - it certainly didn't push the envelope in game reviews, and was often insanely generous to everything geek culture, but it did employ a lot of cool people and was I think tyhe only mainstream website to give consistent coverage to DTV and world action cinema stuff, got into Gundam and the High&Low series through them.
Their video content was always excellent, often very insightful (all their stuff on urbanism in games), often funny, often posted by me to various threads here.
This one is a little lol, mostly sad, but fitting to say goodbye:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQgdUD63XIY
― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 2 May 2025 16:21 (four months ago)
Yep it was the gaming news site I went to daily, they were definitely cringe-inducing at times but still loved them despite their flaws. Not sure who I’ll replace them with, RPS is good but not particularly news focussed. Might just need to hold my nose and go back to Eurogamer.
― JimD, Friday, 2 May 2025 17:34 (four months ago)
I used to read Polygon a lot - I’ll not read it now. I’ve been a subscriber to Aftermath for a while, but while I support what they’re doing, there’s definitely a lack of reviews and it’s mostly coverage of the games industry/ecosystem than specific reviews or guides or those things you generally expect from a gaming site. I’m hoping it’ll get there eventually.
― CraigG, Friday, 2 May 2025 19:10 (four months ago)
https://www.videogameschronicle.com/ is good
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 3 May 2025 00:35 (four months ago)
"Of some fashion" doing some heavy lifting in the thread title, but I saw this trailer the other day, and if you told me it was based on a video games I would have believed you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUwG3vNTOxM
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 May 2025 13:50 (four months ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZgTdoBNNjU
― Ste, Friday, 4 July 2025 07:52 (two months ago)
this is how this guy's book starts https://t.co/MVYOztjWry pic.twitter.com/TdUNKMuDtj— largest rodent (@capybaroness) July 4, 2025
Some fantasy author guy brought up Fatman from MGS2 as an example of how awful Hideo Kojima's writing is, and he's getting dragged to such a degree that "Orc City" was actually a top ten trending topic for a while there.
I always liked Fatman as a character and a boss, so this has been fun; I don't necessarily like this social media pile-on thing but... oh who cares the guy's an obvious douchebag.
― Duane Barry, Saturday, 5 July 2025 23:17 (two months ago)
"I have beautiful hands..."
― Duane Barry, Saturday, 5 July 2025 23:19 (two months ago)
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/17/business/china-video-games-women.html
“Some male gamers have turned against Revenge on Gold Diggers. After its developer, Qianfang Studio, publicly thanked female players for their support, some men posted screenshots canceling their purchases in protest. The game’s director later issued an apology for hurting players’ feelings. Qianfang Studio did not respond to a request for comment.
The government’s responses to the game have been more ambivalent. Shortly after the game’s release, the studio changed its Chinese title to Emotional Anti-Fraud Simulator. The English-language title remained, and the move was widely believed to be an effort to deflect criticism and appease the government.”
― calstars, Thursday, 17 July 2025 12:57 (two months ago)
https://i.postimg.cc/JhJBmVHp/9ebd81d3-390e-4ef6-9353-25f05ae0c6b8-602x452.webp
― adamt (abanana), Friday, 8 August 2025 22:52 (one month ago)
I don't know the context but lol
― beard papa, Saturday, 9 August 2025 06:49 (one month ago)
sad dystopian lols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLg2KWY2J5c
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 19 August 2025 09:39 (one month ago)