This is the actual cast:
Kristin Kreuk ... Chun-Li
Neal McDonough ... M. Bison
Moon Bloodgood ... Maya
Michael Clarke Duncan ... Balrog
Chris Klein ... Nash
Robin Shou ... Gen Taboo ... Vega
Brendan Miller ... Young Bison
Josie Ho ... Cantana
Krystal Vee ... Lucy Pei-pei Cheng ... Zhilan Edmund Chen ... Huang Tim Man ... Yung Cullet Eric ... Balrog's man Brahim Achabbakhe ... Thug
― Lingbert, Friday, 31 October 2008 05:21 (seventeen years ago)
tim man as yung, are they crazy
― s1ocki, Friday, 31 October 2008 12:58 (seventeen years ago)
wait, is this the game-related lolz thread?
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, 31 October 2008 13:13 (seventeen years ago)
Who's Yung? Who's Tim Man?
wtf who are any of these actors? who are ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS?
i wonder if we'll get another amazing mocap Street Fight: The Movie game.
― Everyone is a Jedi (Will M.), Friday, 31 October 2008 14:53 (seventeen years ago)
I'm surprised this thread is SFW.
― Leee, Friday, 31 October 2008 15:52 (seventeen years ago)
i have no idea who any of these people are besides michael clarke duncan, chris klein and kristin kreuk, who played superman's ladygirl in smalltown.
the only way this movie could be good is if they film it entirely in profile like the game.
― s1ocki, Friday, 31 October 2008 16:27 (seventeen years ago)
like the hammer scene in oldboy? i loved that.
― Everyone is a Jedi (Will M.), Friday, 31 October 2008 16:28 (seventeen years ago)
They're calling him Nash instead of Charlie? Weird. Well, at least Moon Bloodgood's still getting work.
― Nhex, Friday, 31 October 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)
Taboo is one of the dudes from black-eyed peas!!
― Lingbert, Sunday, 2 November 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)
OMG MY DREAM COME TRUE!!!!
― s1ocki, Sunday, 2 November 2008 16:33 (seventeen years ago)
Robin Shou ... Gen
fucking <3 this guy
― what i got is HOOS for the capitalism (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 2 November 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)
Steen Figher: The Legend of Hoos-Li
― s1ocki, Sunday, 2 November 2008 18:43 (seventeen years ago)
... wow.
― Vulgar Display of Flowers (J3ff T.), Friday, 13 March 2009 00:09 (sixteen years ago)
Do tell!
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 March 2009 04:38 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, I'm hearing "good" things! dling now.
― JimD, Friday, 13 March 2009 14:36 (sixteen years ago)
Chris Klein is a revelation.
― Vulgar Display of Flowers (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 March 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)