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seeing as red dead redemption is essentially just GTA: wild west, what other areas, aesthetics, moments in history, or whatever would you like to see them tackle

GTA: steampunk anyone?

cozen, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

star wars?

Face Book (dyao), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

superhero noir

cozen, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

the crusades

cozen, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

my office

literally with cash (ledge), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

on a submarine

Face Book (dyao), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

how would that work?

cozen, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

haha it wouldn't - I was thinking of GTA games that would end in less than 5 minutes

Face Book (dyao), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

middle-earth

literally with cash (ledge), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

"oh shit you killed the captain - oh shit you need to pilot the submarine to avoid the coral reef - oh shit you rammed into the reef & flooded the submarine & you died, game over thank you for your $70"

Face Book (dyao), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

LOST

cozen, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

hyrule

fuckd and bombd (r1o natsume), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link

GTA: juillard w/integrated guitar hero engine

cozen, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link

sci-fi but in a clapped-out 70s mode, logan's run, the old battlestar galactica etc

goole, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link

The Crusades would be amazing, imagine Red Dead-style attention to detail applied to Assassin's Creed I's gameworld.

MPx4A, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not an Xtian but the Life of Jesus would be ace. Drive-by blessings, cops replaced by persecution squads, arcade missions to turn all the tables over in 2 minutes, epic 40-day boss fight with Satan in the wilderness, hot coffee with Mary M etc etc.

tomofthenest, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

tron
zombie world
romans
vikings
flintstones

bracken free ditch (Ste), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

a great one would be some kind of caribbean pirate island hopping ship based gta

bracken free ditch (Ste), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

could do an urban vampire thing. it'd be a hit.

goole, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Samurai. or Mahabharata.

zappi, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

le samourai

cozen, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i think the fun thing about GTAs is that they dont do fantasy settings like "steampunk" or "urban vampire."

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

also who needs more games like that

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah I'd be down for more historical games mostly.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

let me air out my daydream of a 20s chicago gta again

goole, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

late 60s east berlin

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

gangs of new york

jeff, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

"I never knew the old Vienna before the war with its Strauss music, its glamour and easy charm. Constantinople suited me better. I really got to know it in the classic period of the black market. We'd run anything if people wanted it enough and had the money to pay. Of course a situation like that does tempt amateurs..."

Loup-Garou G (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

gravity's rainbow

cozen, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

- 50s/60s London
- US civil war or war of independence eras
- general North American colonial era stuff (ie east coast settlement rather than wild west)

salsa shark, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

to get a little war nerdy, i don't think i'd want to play anything in the colonial era. who wants to spend 60 seconds reloading after every shot?

goole, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

sci-fi but in a clapped-out 70s mode, logan's run, the old battlestar galactica etc

would love this. and why i loved Damocles on the amiga so much, with it's flat bright polygon models felt much like this

bracken free ditch (Ste), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

good point about the reloading, didn't consider that. can you tell I don't play shooty games very often?

salsa shark, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

well if it was more about scarlet pimpernel fencing type ish, and the occasional gunshot i'd be ok with it (but we have the assassins' creed games already, which i've never played)

goole, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

soviet moscow

tomofthenest, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

feudal japan is a good idea
conquistador
ancient greece
han china
asterix
19th century transylvania
blade runner

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

akira

discworld

ha xp was going to say blade runner too

bracken free ditch (Ste), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

john woo hong kong movie

Face Book (dyao), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

asia-pacific island despotism

goole, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link

space shuttle discover

Face Book (dyao), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Feliniaville: Catbeast's favorite vacation destination

fuck it we're going to Applebee's® (Z S), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

felliniville?

goole, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link

there was an expansion disc for the og gta that was set in late 60s london. may've been pal only?

yeah gta: akira would be sick. i always thought midgar in ffvii was loosely based on neo tokyo

fuckd and bombd (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 10:08 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda bummed out that The Saboteur is supposed to suck as I would love a sandbox game set in contemporary Paris or France; or do it like San Andreas and have it be Paris, something on the Mediterranean like Cannes or Nice, and maybe something in the Alps (even Zurich or Geneva would work, they're French enough).

actually I would totally rock a GTA set in Mexico also, like the border but also Mexico City and say Acapulco or Cancun.

Euler, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link

GTA: Jacques Mesrine

salsa shark, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

grease wd be good
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/grease-game-detailed-dated

cozen, Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

70s blaxploitation

afrika spambotaa and the hulu nation (m bison), Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

twin peaks

cozen, Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

70s blaxploitation

― afrika spambotaa and the hulu nation (m bison), Thursday, May 27, 2010 2:26 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

video games are so quasi-racist already i shudder to fuckin think

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

a 60's era hells angels deal might be kinda awesome

CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

l8 90s westchester, ny

Lamp, Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i would also be down with a modern day crooked cop protagonist option

CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link

also bootlegger sim - but that might be what goole is going for in 20's chicago i suppose

CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

70s blaxploitation
― afrika spambotaa and the hulu nation (m bison), Thursday, May 27, 2010 2:26 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

video games are so quasi-racist already i shudder to fuckin think
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Thursday, May 27, 2010 6:35 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

done by the team behind resident evil 5

cozen, Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I always find myself wanting to be the cops in GTA games, so... a reimagining of Police Quest 1, with all the accurateish procedural stuff around filing reports and following correct protocols and shit. Start as lonely traffic cop, eat donuts, work your way up, make "moral" decisions about corruption etc.

tomofthenest, Friday, 28 May 2010 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link

gta: blue shift, I like it!

cozen, Friday, 28 May 2010 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

to get a little war nerdy, i don't think i'd want to play anything in the colonial era. who wants to spend 60 seconds reloading after every shot?

― goole, Tuesday, May 25, 2010 2:16 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

They'd never go for it, but I wouldn't mind playing one of these without any guns. I'd like the multiplayer to just be dudes having dashing swordfights up and down castle stairs, swinging on chandeliers and climbing down tapestries.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 28 May 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

okay, ancient egypt. please!

bracken free ditch (Ste), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I always find myself wanting to be the cops in GTA games, so... a reimagining of Police Quest 1, with all the accurateish procedural stuff around filing reports and following correct protocols and shit. Start as lonely traffic cop, eat donuts, work your way up, make "moral" decisions about corruption etc.

― tomofthenest, Friday, May 28, 2010 9:54 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gta: blue shift, I like it!

― cozen, Friday, May 28, 2010 9:56 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

they could do a third extra for GTAIV as a cop and i'd play the hell out of that

goole, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

erm guys, APB?

bracken free ditch (Ste), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

(i haven't actually played it, but isn't that a gta:cops theme?)

bracken free ditch (Ste), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't know what that is!

goole, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link

it's an old, dead amiga/atari ST/PC franchise

p.god but proto-GTA at best

cozen, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

p.good, even

cozen, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

five years pass...

thirty years war

cozen, Monday, 2 May 2016 20:44 (eight years ago) link

seven years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/lykrAc1.png

Huh

calstars, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 07:23 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

how in the Mfing F did I never pick up on that

Reeves Gabrels' Funko Pop (majorairbro), Sunday, 17 September 2023 22:35 (one year ago) link

GTA but it’s only cheap ass red $7k Pontiac sedans like they gave away on TPIR

calstars, Sunday, 17 September 2023 22:48 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Apparently trailer for GTA VI arrives in December. I've never played any of these games, but I own GTA V, and will get around to it eventually.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 November 2023 13:43 (one year ago) link

The game itself is fun to play but the fifth one is where the stryline and dialogue's meat-headed """satire""" congealed into noxious misogyny. Unless VI comes out for the Switch (LOL) there's likely no chance I'll get to play it (I think I'm playing No Man's Sky for the rest of my days anyway).

Series peaked with Gay Tony for me, or maybe that time I murdered someone to the tune of John Waite's Missing You in Vice City.

Yngwie Azalea (stevie), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 13:50 (one year ago) link

It’s a running joke innit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq8d5jvjarA

calstars, Wednesday, 8 November 2023 13:51 (one year ago) link

I thought that was really well done. Though I guess in this case Rockstar explicitly confirmed it.

We are very excited to let you know that in early December, we will release the first trailer for the next Grand Theft Auto. We look forward to many more years of sharing these experiences with all of you.

Thank you,
Sam Houser

— Rockstar Games (@RockstarGames) November 8, 2023

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 November 2023 14:05 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdBZY2fkU-0

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 December 2023 00:09 (one year ago) link

Surprise drop??

Anyway, I haven't played a R* game since GTA4, I'm not sure this is going to change that streak tbh.

Rimbaud: First Blood (Leee), Tuesday, 5 December 2023 00:26 (one year ago) link

You haven't played Red Dead 2?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 December 2023 00:55 (one year ago) link

No interest in the Wild West (I didn't play RDR1 either). Plus their games don't feel good to play.

Rimbaud: First Blood (Leee), Tuesday, 5 December 2023 01:56 (one year ago) link


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