How'd you like to come back to my "Playstation" so I can put my "Wii" into your "Xbox"?

I can't believe that's a quote from the article, ugh.

Part of the fun of many of the minigames is how often the gestures you are require to perform with the Wii's motion sensitive controller resemble various sexual actions. Check out this British redhead playing Rayman Raving Rabbids to see what I mean. It's difficult for your guests not to think about sex when they're doing things like that!

This game also presents plenty of opportunities for sexy "swinger rules", such as the loser of each round having to perform a dare, chosen by the winner. It's not clear why Nintendo hasn't capitalized on this feature in their marketing, but it's surprisingly effective.

It's not clear why Nintendo hasn't capitalized on this feature in their marketing

LET'S TAKE A WILD GUESS SHALL WE?

dammit, when will it be made clear

Games can be great fun in their own right, especially as a build-up to an extended evening with your sexy newly-found friends. Just be sure not to overdo it – some of these games are pretty addictive, and before you know it's 3 AM and the time for depravity has long since passed.

WHERE DOES ONE FIND THESE FRIENDS? Also you can be guaranteed that if you start suggesting sexy results with computer games they will not stick around long enough to become old friends. Trust me, experience is a terrible teacher ;_;

omg, THE LIFESTYLE.

I don't have any friends like this - where can I get some? Also square condoms for the Wiimote?

do swingers really call it a day at 3am? that's kind of disappointing.

God, some writer needs to get knifed inna face

shivved with a razor taped to a Wii controller perhaps?

"Numerous articles have been written about the notoriously difficult to acquire Nintendo Wii ($249.99 MSRP) and its popularity among everyone from children to senior citizens, but surprisingly few – if any – have mentioned how well this little console can work at getting you laid."

not that surprising

OTM.

"Hey, just got the new Wii"
"OMG have sex with me"
"Sorry I am not a p43d0"
";_;"
"Then have sex with me!"
"or a Grannychaser"
":("

"One of our favorite 'swinger rules' to add during Wii Bowling is to allow the other players to distract the current bowler in any way possible (Without physically hindering their throw). This inevitably leads to lots of breasts being flashed, ears and necks being nibbled, asses being fondled and even the occasional (and very effective) oral sex distraction. Heck, even the most competitive players among us won't mind missing that easy spare when he's getting a blowjob!"

^Things that have never, ever happened

I was actually disappointed that it was a quote and not slocki.

took me forever to realize what a "p43d0" was, I was like "A pentium 4 and a Goldstar 3D0 together? That makes no sense"

^^^^ should not ever get "laid"

haaaaaaaaa

^^^^ should not ever get "laid"

You know, that article could help you with your little problem there. Get a Wii + beer = OMGWTBBQ etc etc