Q. What do you call it when a man has a social communication disorder so severe that he spends all his time stealing cars in video games and obsessively lining them up in repetitive patterns? A. Grand Theft Autism (Grand Theft Auto)!
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 08:54 (seventeen years ago)
Where does Zool take his adopted kids on a day out? The zool (zoo)!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:04 (seventeen years ago)
Q. What do you call it when Prince Philip steals an atomic weapon and uses it to destroy India? A. Duke Nuke Them (Duke Nuke Them)!
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:07 (seventeen years ago)
Q. What do you call it when Prince Philip steals a massive stockpile of atomic weapons and uses them to destroy India and then repeatedly bomb the rubble? A. Duke Nuke Them Forever (Duke Nuke Them Forever, released 2009)!
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:09 (seventeen years ago)
Q. What do you call it when a man has a social communication disorder that makes him too socially awkward to do anything but play historical strategy games and occasionally write a blog about it characterised by abnormally intense focus on small details? A. Asperger's Syndrome: Total War (Rome: Total War)!
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:25 (seventeen years ago)
Q: What do you call it when a bunch of people get instruments and use them to get famous?
A: Rock Band (Rock Band)!
― Will M., Wednesday, 25 June 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)
What do you call a kid who hates carrots? Kid "Ick! Carrots!" (Icarus)
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)
Q: What do you call it when you kidnap the daughter of the dean of a prestigious school in Providence, and write a note in poem format?
A: RI. "verse" SD. ransom! (River City Ransom)
― Will M., Wednesday, 25 June 2008 16:21 (seventeen years ago)
Q: What did the other patrons of the Enumclaw farm say when they found out about Kenneth Pinyan's fate?
A: "God, Hands!" (God Hand)
― jamescobo, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)