listen this is the third time in a minute, I don't care if the other guy did the grapple at the exact time as me just let me die
― MPx4A, Thursday, 10 July 2008 22:20 (seventeen years ago)
Don't look at me, I learned the ol' "Put your index finger on the button and tense your shoulder so your hand vibrates" thing when I was like 10.
Speaking of hilarious ways to push buttons, I almost got kicked out of my friend's house when I was 14 because I kicked the shit out of them at some Pokemon N64 minigame. You had to hit L-R-L-R-L-R in rapid progression. I put the controller between my legs, cord facing down, and quickly rocked the controller left to right, hitting the buttons with my knees way faster thna them. Dude said I'd break the controller. He was just mad I was smarter than him.
― Will M., Friday, 11 July 2008 14:39 (seventeen years ago)
We used to rub the NES controller buttons with baby food jars in order to get the elusive long jump record in Track and Field. Worked like a charm. Then the Nintendo Advantage was released, rendering baby food jars obsolete.
― polyphonic, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:54 (seventeen years ago)
I bet your little brother developed some weird issues if he was weaned on an Advantage.
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)
I always used a pencil.
― abanana, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)