CELTICS 2010

remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do

bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.

this year will be fantastic.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.

jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing

for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

Was thinking this exact same thing today.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.

this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.

i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.

http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/ashley-greene-laker-lady-03.jpg

http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/ashley-greene-laker-lady-02.jpg

green eyes

get well perkinstein! i like him

http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/undftd-orlando-sucks-tee-1.jpg
looking for a amen

will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard

man his twitter better blow up this season

http://i36.tinypic.com/28vq7nd.jpg

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha

im not messing with perkins. i like him

i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong

Then throw big baby down on top of'em

are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or

ly

I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.

oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit

'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE

aerosol really hates you all tbf

that orlando shirt is lol

needs reposting

http://www.proposalmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0724_Perkins.jpg

BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN

aw

shaq to solidify celtics:

BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.

He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.

hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!

on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:

SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"

if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .

http://sportscracklepop.com/2010/09/07/glen-big-baby-davis-is-at-it-again/

RIP

http://www.nba.com/media/celtics/celts_bullseye_scalabrine_800.jpg

almost felt bad for scal w/the intensely patronizing fan appresh, almost

he'll get over it

Perkins, who will turn 24 next season, is too young to remember when Shaq was a productive basketball player. When asked if he has seen any tapes of Shaqs days with the Magic, Lakers, or Heat Perkins replied “no . . . I don’t own a VCR.”

lol

http://plixi.com/p/47526042

shaq's son is out of control

broken link image rip

http://plixi.com/p/47525934

http://www.talkhoops.net/2010-articles/september/i-will-always-heart-kg-reason-281.html

There's a lot to like about KG, but I wish to god he'd woof less at his opponents and refs and let his play do more of the talking. Too dickish from my pov.

Woofing at his teammates is ok in my book, though.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/multimedia/photo_gallery/1009/nba.media.day/images/celtics.jpg

lolthefaces

it looks like he's with his kids

he's obv. fitting into the system well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZYBqSTD9VI

should of worn those masks in game 7. they'd be defending world champions today.

guys...you need to watch this video

jumping back in here. really enjoying the pics and videos posted.

perk's marriage looks a keeper

This just made my morning (stole it from the "Living on a Prayer" thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoC4yWWxFGs

when he had the balding long hair i was convinced that his head was a really weird shape but then he cut his hair and its pretty normal

This is invaluable Derrick White head content 😌

https://x.com/ByJayKing/status/1790034043494383660

Kristaps Porzingis doing a little more movement than the last time we saw him. pic.twitter.com/zRqSgWfDWa

— Jay King (@ByJayKing) May 13, 2024

twitter is so cooked was looking for a cell phone video of jaylens shot from that corner but they do not have it in stock, this one is pretty cool tho

What a shot from Jaylen Brown.

Holy smokes. pic.twitter.com/iJ3gwDxKJZ

— Conor Ryan (@ConorRyan_93) May 22, 2024

and david ortiz made one from half court lol

David Ortiz’s reaction to Jaylen Brown’s shot.

clutch recognizes clutch pic.twitter.com/UqT2Kw05UU

— Gabrielle Starr (@gfstarr1) May 22, 2024

Xavier Tillman is listed as questionable due to personal reasons. The backup big man missed the Game 1 win for the same reason.

*tapping my watch* mourning period is over JKJK

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GOSbxJQWYAAhy8k?format=jpg&name=medium

thank jesus

Xavier Tillman is back at the #Celtics’ facility. pic.twitter.com/5jjK69jruF

— Bobby Manning (@RealBobManning) May 23, 2024

mazzulla will still prob not play him

that jaylen photo is amazing

everyone watching

new lucky just dropped

he's perfect 😍 pic.twitter.com/q7TSna9X6r

— Boston Celtics (@celtics) May 23, 2024

oh no lmao

i will admit i have fantasised about sending ed sheeran flying headfirst off a trampoline

interesting video on jaylen playing with more stability this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfP0WzB3AMk

This is some nonsense, there was no flagrant

"hang it in the fucking louvre"

agreed

The clip of Jaylen’s “hang it in the fucking Louvre” quote makes it so much better pic.twitter.com/FQo6OiJU0P

— k • fan account (@anontatum) May 26, 2024

throw the mona lisa in freakin rubbish pile kid

RIDICULOUS pass from Tatum to Horford... pic.twitter.com/5ipFHMiNax

— Coach Gibson Pyper (@HalfCourtHoops) May 26, 2024

“I feel like Jrue’s a guard, but he really kind of wants to be a big a little bit. One game, I saw him at shootaround doing a lefty skyhook and I was like, ‘Oh, you won’t do that in a game,’” Horford said. “First play of the game, he buries the skyhook, then looks at me on the bench.”

btw I was at the louvre recently, too crowded

everyone is there to see their basketball plays collection

the mona lisa experience was truly grotesque, hundreds of people standing shoulder to shoulder for the chance to take selfies with it. wouldn’t recommend

pretty funny thing reactionaries are like post modernism has killed art we need to go back to the mona lisa but seeing the mona lisa is the most post modern experience possible

hundreds of people standing shoulder to shoulder for the chance to take selfies with it. wouldn’t recommend

best thing to do, when it's too crowded like that, is to kick the painting out to a friend on the perimeter. preferably behind the back.

lol

Kristaps Porzingis ruled OUT for ECF Game 4, but Payton Pritchard gave us an optimistic update after shoot around.

See more of our conversation on #Celtics Pre Game Live tonight @NBCSBoston. pic.twitter.com/Jk9XqBbo07

— Abby Chin (@tvabby) May 27, 2024

With a 3-0 series lead there's obv no reason to rush him back in, unless it's minimal minutes to help knock some rust off.

Sam Hauser has shotgunned more than one beer in the Celtics locker room.

— Jay King (@ByJayKing) May 28, 2024

cute

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GOopqYjXoAApiJD?format=jpg&name=large

https://i.imgur.com/o1dcgvU.png